My computer made up these phrases, not me, though I did write the program.
What an ape.
What’s it like to be an unregenerate, stupid dunderhead with poor personal hygiene?
What a bleeding satyr.
Bloody hell! You’re so frigging amoral!
Bloody morbid numbskull!
Bleeding thoughtless pawn.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog.
Why are you so dense?
Go and get fucked, arsehole-breath.
How about you make my day and piss right off you spineless fraud.
Drat you exasperate me. You are such a turkey!
Grow up. I can’t believe what a senseless, toadying, prudish, bug-eyed dickwad you are.
Go away! What a yellow-toothed, pea-brained snob.
God. I don’t like you at all! What a snot-miner!
I think you are the most feculent bungler in the entire fucking universe.
Bleeding arsewipe. I wish I’d never met you. I hope you grow a brain.
You are a scumbag, a selfish scumbag.
Fuck. I am getting the shits with you. What a frustrating sleasebag!
Stop fucking bugging me! My God! You vulture!
You’re horrifying me, you callous weirdo.
Do us all a favour and go fuck yourself you grubby, mutant pimp.
Your friends are all cretins too!
You are a daft twerp!
You are outrageously inbred, offensively arrogant and unforgivably mental.
Drat! Why are you so dreadfully friendless?
You’re a goon.
I suggest you fuck right fucking off.
I can’t work out if you are a bottom-face or just a fruitcake from the infernal realms.
You are a rancid madman. Make me happy and leave soon.
Admit it; you are a scumbag, aren’t you?
Fuck! How about you go and get fucked you fucking sleasebag!
Infuriating snot-eater, fuck off.
You’re so disputatious.
I really dislike your nanna. She is such a small-minded, cow-featured dung-beetle!
I’ve met a lot of scum-featured madmen in my time; but you would have to be the most unspeakably stiff-necked.
You are a sickening devious sow.
I’ve heard you are a zombie.
You are totally disloyal. What a grimy, toffee-nosed fiend!
Your whole family are sleasebags!
Do you enjoy being a primitive jumped up monkey in need of a major attitude re-adjustment?
You are nothing but an idiosyncratic misanthrope with stupid ideas.
You’re an offensively stupid loser.
You are not just a bum; you are hare-brained as well.
It disgusts me that you are such a fuckwit.
You are a nitwit, a babbling turd and an indefensible scab.
You are as useless as tits on a bull you jerk.
Make me happy and go fuck yourself.
You’re a woeful, detestable hick. Why don’t you go and look in the mirror?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a goddamn disreputable dreck.
What a fucking misanthrope! You are really starting to repulse me!
You are so foolishly bumbling that it gives me the shits.
You are fucking burdensomely seedy. Fuck you.
You think you’re smart, but you’re just a premature-ejaculator from hell.
God. Darryl is such a warmongering, screwed up jumped up monkey.
You are nothing but an unpardonably evil-looking babbler.
I wish you’d never been born you bleeding insipid sow!
I think you are an inadequate gimp with an ugly head!
I really dislike you, you bloody bandy-legged, scabby harpy.
You are so fucking miserly. Bugger you, you depressingly miserly drip.
You’re ungainly and sluttish.
Do us all a favour and go fuck yourself!
What a nazi.
Gullible burbler. That’s what you are; a fucking gullible burbler!
What’s it like to be a dishonest leech?
What a bloody slapper you are!
Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately?
I wish you would go away and leave me alone you corruptly burdensome intolerable, tragic, brainless abomination.
I think you are as mad as a hatter!
You are so bleeding fetid. I don’t think we can be friends.
You would have to be the most hypocritically disloyal brute I have ever met.
Oh my bloody God. You pervert! Damn. I hope you leave this planet!
Hell! You’re so egocentric.
Oh my fucking God. Why are you such a schmuck?
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bloody armpits, dirt-brain.
Fuck. What an unpardonable dog-brain. You’re really starting to goddamn drive me crazy.
You are obviously an unendurable leech.
Fuck. You are so nauseating!
You are a cow-featured screw-up, a clueless, narrow-minded pervert and a wretchedly imbecilic wacky slime-bag with a brain the size of a bloody walnut.
Have you been told what a dunce you are lately?
Wake up and smell the roses! Talk about a fucking fiendish ape.
What an irrelevant prude you are.
Fucking burdensomely cretinous arsehole-lover. Damn you.
Not only are you a scoundrel, you are a v d ridden douche-bag as well!
Retard. Get lost.
You are a dweeb. Please stop wasting my time.
I’m gifted, but you’re just a weird slime-bag with an empty cranium.
I’ve never met such an execrably idiotic dick-brain.
Hell. Why are you so pustulantly stinking?
Drop fucking dead!
You are vain, unpardonably unclean and repellently smelly.
Aren’t you sick of being a goddamn infuriating numbskull?
You are a pawn, a lousy pawn.
You are not just a fucking dunderhead; you are primitive as well.
I’ve heard you are a hell-hag.
Stop being such a lout!
Why don’t you stop being such a psychopath!
You are awful, dense, barbarous, reptilian and unattractive.
I wish you would spontaneously combust!
I can’t believe how frustratingly arrogant you are.
Do you enjoy being a snivelling fuckup that should have been drowned at birth?
Fucking hell! Bloody slob! Hell.
My oath. Go bury your head in a bucket.
You are so utterly blabbering. Hell. Go away!
Do you enjoy getting on my frigging nerves? All your brains are in your goddamn dick!
I’ve met a lot of bloody deviants in my time; but you would have to be the most obscene.
Oh my God. Do us all a favour and go fuck a cactus you fucking trout-faced slagbag.
I am disgusted by you, you wacky worm!
Are you aware what a trollop you are?
You make me want to puke. Grow up you bloody yokel!
Grow a bloody brain you perverse troublemaker.
By Christ! I wish you would leave me alone.
Oh my fucking God. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so foul.
You’re driving me crazy, you embarrassing sluggard.
Your whole family are abominable, self-indulgent, slack-jawed, irrational toss-pots!
How come you’re such a cynical deviate?
You are nothing but a doltish pig-dog.
Bite my arse you bloody pathetic premature-ejaculator.
You’re a weak-willed disaster waiting to happen.
Screw you, you loathsome goat! Hell! What a perverted loathsome goat you are!
Fuck. You are so horribly unlovely.
You are a dork! Go to hell!
You are totally unregenerate. What a burdensome troublemaker!
Go away you gullible troll! Wake up to yourself.
Fuck off! What an immoral fuckhead!
Bush pig! Shut up you moronic bush pig.
Have I told you what a dork you are lately?
God you bore me to tears, you cockhead.
What a throwback! Go away!
You are so unspeakable. I am disgusted by you!
I can’t work out if you are an effeminate, farcical ponce or just a pus-worshipping weirdo with an empty cranium.
I find you to be preposterously ineffectual and atrociously malformed.
Have you always been a burbler?
You are a disputatious toss-pot who should be locked up.
You are obviously a yokel.
You are a repellent nonentity!
Your friends are all yellow-toothed freaks too.
It’s about time for you to grow up.
I think you are the most exasperatingly stingy twat in the entire universe!
You are so unpleasantly greasy that it irritates me.
What’s it like to be an imbecilic drip?
Why don’t you start making some sense!
Make me happy and stop bloody bugging me. Damn! What a dung-loving swine you goddamn are.
Bleeding ignorant, heartless throwback! I have had about enough of you. Please go away forever!
God! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all halfwits too!
Please spontaneously combust you chicken-hearted mutant!
Frigging hell you infuriate me!
Ineffectual lecher, damn you.
You are not just a bungling, devious, putrid criminal; you are frigging utterly loathsome as well!
Shit! Why are you such a warmonger?
Why don’t you stop being such a monkey!
Vain. You are so bloody vain.
Fuck! What a pus-bucket. Grow a brain.
Why are you so scabby?
Do you enjoy being a sordid arsehole who everyone spits on?
Shit! You are a sickening wastrel. Go away.
What a shabby greedy-guts!
You’re an enormously filthy animal.
Screw you! Damn. You untrustworthy sadist!
Evil-minded faeces-lover, up yours.
Jesus. You are so nauseating!
A pox on you. You’re so sordid.
What a pimp! I wish you would stop breathing!
Monotonous, pathetic dung-beetle. That’s what you are; a fucking monotonous, pathetic dung-beetle!
I’ve met a lot of beasts in my time; but you would have to be the most morbidly deviant.
You think you are gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a wacky bore who drives me bloody crazy.
You are exceedingly hot-headed, boringly undependable and stupidly hopeless.
You are so presumptuous!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just an anal-junkie with no justification for existence.
Hell! The Prime Minister of Australia is such a babbler!
Go skydiving without a parachute you monkey-headed butt-head!
You’re so craven.
I can’t fucking believe how bleeding irredeemable you are!
Bloody hell. You are a selfish frigging bimbo.
What a mole you are.
You’re emotionally-retarded and deficient.
You’re a ridiculous, overweight failure.
It infuriates me that you are so unpardonably pea-brained.
Darn! Grow a brain! What a fucking maladjusted, unprepossessing slag!
You are nothing but an immoral slut with no personality!
Aren’t you sick of being a foul-smelling, senseless, disreputable beast?
Fuck. What a retard!
Are you aware what a fuckup you are?
Fuck! You are so bleeding piteous. Talk about a fucking devolved butt-brain.
Everyone thinks you are a vulture.
Supercilious, hysterical, farcically racist anal-junkie!
Not only are you a dishonest prude, you are an execrable feral as well.
You’re boring me to tears, you lousy slagbag.
You are a gimp!
You’re a bit of a redneck, aren’t you?
Stop playing with yourself!
You are nothing but a bothersomely blabbering bludger!
You gross me out! Get lost you goddamn godforsaken wastrel!
Frigging hell. Bloody dishonest nutcase! Hell!
God. Go and get fucked.
You are an exasperating spoilsport! I hope you leave this planet!
Crap you annoy me, you depressing whore’s son!
Have you always been a sleasebag?
Please grow a brain!
Stop being such a vain madman.
What’s it like to be a bleeding abnormal, overindulgent, debauched jerk with a poor claim to being human?
Your friends are all conceited harlots too.
The Prime Minister of Australia really pisses me off! He is such a bloody smarmy con artist.
You’re a wacko, a deficient wacko.
The President of the United States of America is a blabbering redneck!
You are so horrendously presumptuous that it infuriates me.
Why are you so grimy?
Bite me! How about you go drown yourself you loathsome pus-eater!
You farcically foul shrew. Hell! Why don’t you grow up!
The Prime Minister of Australia thinks he is somebody, but he’s just a bloody fiendish suckhole with no morals.
You are an anal-junkie. Go skydiving without a parachute.
I think you are as mad as a hatter!
You are a rottenly bird-brained whinger!
You are a parasitically detestable self-indulgent dreck.
Frigging hell! Why are you such a lousy no good troll?
You’re a ludicrously baneful harlot.
Admit it; you are a parasitical abomination, aren’t you?
You are a worm, a bug-eyed monkey and a repugnantly bizarre milksop.
Damn! You deviant numbskull!
Have you any idea how scandalously dog-ugly you are?
Shit. What a bloody brain-dead strumpet! Fuck you make me mad.
A pox on you, you insipid twat. You are so amoral.
Fuck! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all alcoholics too!
Why don’t you grow up you pig-ugly dunderhead!
You are fiendishly idiotic, ill-informed and devilishly pencil-dicked.
How about you go and jump in the lake you bumbling shit-eater.
Fucking oath! Make my day and stop bugging me! Oh my fucking God!
Fucking burdensome parasite, go to buggary!
I can’t work out if you are a monstrous runt or just a pig-ugly, pompous slob with the table manners of a pig.
Fuck me! You are so hypocritically ape-like.
Shabby freak, curse you!
I wish you would move to mars you mongrel.
I can’t believe how pathetically dishonourable you are.
Damn! You are so stiff-necked.
Darn! I hope you grow a brain.
You are a mutant, a bush pig, and a nonentity!
Bugger you, you objectionably malodorous, fatuously pretentious, obstinately unhygienic penny-pinching, simple-minded parasite.
Have you been told what an obnoxious sleasebag you are lately?
I wish Darryl would wake up to himself. He is such an animal.
Go away you pustulant ponce! Go away!
What a bloody worm-sniffer you are!
Oh my God. You are so insignificant.
Crap! What an ignoramus! You’re really starting to frigging bore me!
What a bleeding liar!
I find you repellent you bloody small-minded unpardonable crackpot!
It shits me that you are so offensively iniquitous.
Fuck! I loathe you! What an immature shit-eater!
Crap you drive me frigging crazy.
You’re beastial and treacherous.
Germ-ridden, dreary, implausibly pitiable hoodlum!
Are you aware what a maniac you are?
Drop dead. You’re so fucking inhuman.
Jumped up monkey.
Why don’t you stop being such a dreck!
You think you’re wonderful, but you’re just a bleeding irksome burbler that should have been drowned at birth.
You’re a bit of a faggot, aren’t you?
I’ve heard you are a demon-spawned douche-bag.
What a yokel! You are really starting to horrify me!
Mangy, unclean, dense, lousy screwball.
Everyone thinks you are a goon.
You are not just a haughty wacko; you are anal-retentive as well!
Up yours you bottom-lover! Fuck me. What a fucking fascist bottom-lover you are.
You are a pestilential monkey!
Please go somewhere else soon you burdensomely ape-like neurotic invertebrate!
You’re boring me, you objectionable harpy.
You are so goddamn perverted. Hell! Go play in traffic.
What an anus-witted bogan you are.
I suggest you stop pissing me off you feeble-minded butt-head!
Aren’t you sick of being a hog?
You are a babbler with a nasty smell. Stuff off.
You are grossing me out! Up yours you laughable harlot.
You are repetitious, sybaritic, unreliable, horrifying and conceited!
Your friends are all chronic masturbators too!
Bleeding rancid smartarse! Shut up.
Monkey. Up yours you unreliable monkey.
You are so parasitical. Fuck you, you licentiously parasitical goat.
You are unforgivably sordid, bizarrely brain-dead and degenerately horrendous.
What a hunchbacked wacko! I wish you would fuck off soon!
You would have to be the most degenerately barmy faeces-brain I have ever met.
What an infuriating waste of space! Bite me!
Go swim in sewage you bloody butt-head!
Nauseating dickhead, fuck you!
What a bloody tramp.
You are outrageously beastial! Get out of my sight!
You’re so mangy.
Have you been told what a preposterous, brutish fuckwit from hell you are lately?
Get out of my goddamn sight you tactless cry-baby. You are so pathological!
Shit. Why are you so horrifically synthetic?
I find you to be puerile and intolerably dowdy!
Darn. How about you make my day and leave me alone!
Have I told you what a mutant you are lately?
Grow a brain! What a bigot.
You are a coward. Grow up!
Eat shit! Goddamn! You lazy ponce!
It sickens me that you are such a toadying gibbon.
Dog-ugly, obnoxious psychopath. That’s what you are; a fucking dog-ugly, obnoxious psychopath!
God! Make me happy and start using your brain. You are an insufferable dung-beetle.
Fuck! I detest you. What a hopeless dork!
Why are you so goddamn offensive?
You stinky zombie. Fuck. It’s about time for you to fuck right fucking off!
Fuck you repulse me!
You’re an unattractive fruitcake.
Are you aware what a vulture you are?
Hell! You are such a ruffian!
Oh my God. You are so pea-brained!
My oath. You are a shrewish, maniacal sow. I suggest you go play in traffic!
Hell! You’re a bloody impotent mutant.
Goddamn ponce, fuck off!
You are obviously an inadequate punk.
Ape-like bum! Stuff you!
I find your brother to be horrendous and woefully credulous!
Darn! What an obnoxious baboon! You’re really starting to fucking make me want to puke.
Damn. I wish you would leave me alone you pathologically dishonourable parasitical retard!
Stop being such a troublesome screwball!
What’s it like to be a misbegotten donkey-face with stupid frigging ideas?
I wish you’d never been born you prick!
You are nothing but an outlandishly ghoulish pervert!
You ill-informed arsehole! Oh my fucking God!
You are totally insulting. What an imbecilic, treacherous, deplorable jerk!
I’ve never met such a mindlessly vacuous whore.
You are a dog-sucker, a coward and a disturbingly screwy skuz-bucket!
You better go bury your head in a bucket you feeble-minded screw-up.
Satanic, revolting mutant!
I’ve met a lot of bloody loathsome, fatuous goats in my time; but you would have to be the most flea-bitten.
Jesus Christ. You low-life! I fucking hate you! Crawl back into the swamp you came from.
Shit you bore me to tears! You are such a skanky warmonger!
Go away. You inanely ape-like dunce. Get lost.
What a devious liar! You are really starting to disgust me!
My God. You and your friends are all hags.
Admit it; you are an ape, aren’t you?
It makes me want to puke that you are so maniacally scandalous.
What a lying bogan you are.
Do you enjoy being a slag that belongs in a loony bin?
Fuck! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so corrupt.
Your whole fucking family are motherfuckers.
I think you are as thick as a brick!
You’re a boringly dreary hermaphrodite.
How come you’re such a frigging fool?
Shit! You are a nauseatingly aberrant bloody clown.
You are a goat.
Crap! Make my day and go away and leave me alone!
Woeful mutant, drop dead!
Fucking oath! Why are you so feeble-minded?
You better fuck off.
You are infuriating me! Stuff you, you congenitally-clueless, putrid swindler!
Your friends are all frigging dorks too.
You are revoltingly stinking, ludicrously brainless and primitive.
Everybody I know agrees that you are an insane fuckup!
Damn. You depraved pig!
Everyone thinks you are a bloody futile faggot.
Aren’t you sick of being a v d ridden spoilsport?
Have you always been a bloody swine?
I think you are a whorish pus-bucket with saggy tits!
Go away you come-junkie.
You’re a whore-monger. Why don’t you get your head out of your bloody arse?
Get your head out of your arse you jumped up monkey.
You are so foully burdensome! I am sickened by you!
Bugger you, dick-breath!
Have I told you what a hell-hag you are lately?
Frigging hell! You’re so bizarre!
Shit. What a fucking banal yobbo! Bloody hell you piss me off.
It irritates me that you are such a lazy suckhole.
Damn you, you dismally monotonous sluggard! Oh my fucking God! Please fuck off.
By fuck! What a pervert.
You’re so lousy.
Make me happy and start using your bloody brain you obscene disappointing pig!
You make me sick. Bite my arse you fucking leech!
I hope you leave me alone you parasite.
Hell! What a dolt. Go to hell.
You would have to be the most ludicrously sleazy dork I have ever met.
You’re a bit of a twit, aren’t you?
You are a dreck, a lecher, and a pariah.
Frigging hell! You are so arrogant!
I think you are the dowdiest deviant in the entire bloody universe!
You are totally bloody irksome. What a dishonest, witless, soulless, prudish, sleazy cry-baby.
Stop being such a cantankerous fuckhead.
Fuck you, you fucking pig-dog! You are so juvenile.
Get a life. What a hideous fuckwit!
Fuck! Grow up! Fuck. You bandy-legged psychopath.
Hell. You are so bloody craven. Talk about a hysterical cow.
What a fucking nonentity you are.
Fuck! Go fuck yourself!
Why are you so feculent?
How about you go and look in the mirror!
Fuck you, you barbarous, fucked up baboon! Fuck! What an irksomely vulgar barbarous, fucked up baboon you are!
Hell! Go and get fucked!
The only fucking thing for you to do is pull your finger out.
God you irritate me. You are such a bloody bug-eyed kill-joy.
Fuck off! You intolerable dreck. Go away.
Do us all a favour and go and look in the mirror. Talk about a small-minded moron.
Not only are you a second-rate prude, you are a hick as well.
You’re an aberrant bimbo.
Damn! I hope you leave soon!
Frigging hell. You’re a stingy, toadying numbskull.
You are as ugly as a hatful of arseholes you mutant, abhorrent prude!
Are you aware what a bungler you are?
I’ve never met such a corruptly inconsiderate drunkard.
You’re a nauseatingly yellow-toothed dreck.
Grow up you obese dork! You better grow up!
God! You and your friends are all smartarses!
I’ve heard you are a tactless, nasty, ill-mannered fanatic.
You bore me! Up yours.
Dweeb, shut up!
Shit. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so worthlessly depressing!
Get your head out of your arse you bloody bizarre, embarrassing kill-joy!
You are so maniacally abysmal that it appalls me.
Grow up! I can’t bloody believe what a hideous, prudish, disreputable, gormless douche-bag you are!
You are dastardly, pathetic, clueless, disloyal and horrific!
You are an abhorrent, obscene, absurd idiot!
Frigging grossly dirty swindler! You are so goddamn tiresomely childish. Wake up to yourself.
You are a hysterically foolish cretin.
God. I am repelled by you! What a dismally soulless slob.
What a cow-featured oaf.
I can’t bleeding believe how unpleasant you are!
Drat you annoy me!
You are a retard, a bantam-brained retard.
Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately?
You’re foolish and loathsome.
Your friends are all pus-buckets too.
Fucking disturbingly flatulent con artist! Bite me!
Oh my God! You anal-retentive, maniacal goat! Why don’t you sit on a pineapple.
You are not just a cold-hearted wastrel; you are degenerately cranky as well.
Drat! I have had about enough of you. What a snot-miner!
What a feeble-minded baboon. You are really starting to disgust me!
Damn. Were you born this immature?
You are a dim-witted seedy hillbilly who doesn’t give a shit about the environment.
I think you are the most exasperating milksop in the entire universe.
Everyone thinks you are a beastly maggot.
I think you are a greedy-guts with disgusting habits!
Have you been told what a screw-up you are lately?
Bloody hell. You satyr. Bloody hell! Make me happy and go away forever.
I really dislike your father! He is such a revolting clown!
It gives me the creeps that you are so depressingly narrow-minded.
Your whole family are babblers.
Damn you, you fucking childish maggot! Fuck off!
I find you to be moronically misbegotten and sickeningly pathetic!
You are a numbskull. Get out of here.
You are totally bird-brained. What a slimeball!
Crap! Do us all a favour and wake up to yourself you goddamn debauched fraud.
Oh my God! Why are you so clueless?
What a demon-spawned cry-baby you are.
Not only are you a dense, lily-livered, lying idiot, you are a pest as well.
Shit! What a screwy reject.
Go bury your head in a bucket you bungler.
Bite me! What a pimp!
How come you’re such a pathetic sack of shit?
Bollocks. Please go away forever!
You are a chronic masturbator. I suggest you crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a maladjusted chickenhead.
I’ve met a lot of slags in my time; but you would have to be the most corrupt.
You are obviously a miscreant with no common sense at all.
I’m intelligent, but you’re just a drip.
Fuck right off you mad whore’s son!
Damn. Darryl is so diabolically two-faced.
Make my day and go back to hell!
Crap! You are a crazy dolt. Crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a bit of a spoilsport, aren’t you?
You would have to be the most mannerless imbecile I have ever met.
You are an exceedingly shameful tactless runt.
What a whore. Drop dead!
My God. How about you make my day and stop wasting my time. You are a dickhead with no justification for existence!
Fucking gimp. How about you make my goddamn day and leave this planet.
Have you always been a son of a bitch?
Have you any idea how maladjusted you are?
I can’t believe how sub-human you are.
The only thing for you to do is fuck up and die.
You disgust me. Fuck off you fucking insulting dolt!
Frigging lacklustre pinhead.
You’re so pitiful.
You are so obstinately sexist! I loathe you!
I’ve never met such an exasperatingly malodorous nobody.
Shrewish. You are so fucking shrewish!
What’s it like to be a tramp with a bad bloody attitude?
Bloody hell! How bloody woefully spineless are you! Stuff you.
Offensive, idiotic, mindless parasite!
Suck shit! You’re so anal-retentive.
Soulless, depraved deviate!
I wish you would hold your breath for ten minutes or so you diseased, devious, pig-ugly sluggard.
Have I told you what a redneck you are lately?
Drat! What a fiend. Bloody hell!
I don’t think we can be friends you farcical hick. Bloody hell. Damn you!
I think you are a bloody criminal with an ugly head!
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