Demented swine. That’s what you are; a bloody demented swine!
All your bloody brains are in your dick you arsehole.
You’re doltish and grimy.
Hell! You harlot!
Goon! Get lost!
My oath! What a slagbag. Shit!
God! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so boringly yellow-bellied!
Not only are you a dodgy bimbo, you are a fool as well.
What an abomination. Kiss my arse.
I suggest you start making some sense!
Hell! You are so sottish.
You exasperate me! Stop bugging me you fucking fuckwit.
Grow a bloody brain you slime-bag!
Hell. You and your friends are all tit-heads!
You’re making me sick, you prudish dork.
You’re an offensively snivelling derelict.
I suggest you piss off!
Oh my fucking God! Get a life.
You are so fucking worthlessly soulless that it horrifies me.
Do you enjoy annoying me? Damn you.
Get a life, shit for brains!
You are a drip. Up yours!
By the hairy bleeding balls of goddamn Baal! You neurotic horrifying hypocrite.
Fucking dog! Get lost you degenerate dog.
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking numbskull!
Hell. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all atavistic rednecks too.
You are goddamn hypocritically pestilential! Grow a brain!
You are so synthetic. Hell. Why don’t you start making some sense!
Your friends are all knobs too.
You are a strumpet, a dorky strumpet.
What a bleeding misanthropic dickhead! You are really starting to give me the creeps!
You are a dunderhead!
I’ve never met such a deplorably evil-minded low-life.
You think you’re cool, but you’re just a brain-dead nazi with no future.
You are an unscrupulous, uninteresting turd-sniffer, a fetid shithead and a repellently lamentable hell-hag.
What’s it like to be a vulture?
Bloody hell. What a frigging camel-sucking knob-gobbler! Goddamn you disgust me!
I think you are the most despicably monotonous cry-baby in the entire universe.
I’ve met a lot of utter warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most completely insulting.
Bloody hell. You are such a cow.
Damn! Why are you so barbarously tight-arsed?
You are not just a fucking satyr; you are revoltingly cynical as well!
You are obviously a bothersome dickwad who everyone laughs at.
You’re a dork with a nasty smell. Why don’t you go bury your frigging head in a bucket?
What a bloody nerd!
I find you to be hysterically cow-featured and tiresomely aberrant!
You’re a bit of a redneck, aren’t you?
How about you make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so you dismally mulish lout!
Bloody oath. You are so frigging deformed. Talk about a sleazy maggot-sucker.
Admit it; you are a heifer, aren’t you?
You are causing me to be repulsed. Go away you fuckwit from hell.
You are simple-minded, aberrant, treacherous, scabby and atrocious!
I hold you in contempt you uninteresting whore. Fuck! Get out of here!
Grow a brain! I can’t believe what a troll you are!
Your whole family are yobbos.
Dastardly anal-junkie, curse you.
Screw-up! Go to hell!
You are a philanderer, a maggot-lover, and a cunt!
You are a bum. Why don’t you go and look in the mirror!
Grow a brain you sub-human low-life! Just fuck right off!
Why are you so maladjusted?
You are an abominably deplorable brain-dead worm that disgusts me!
Damn! What a sottish dickhead.
By Christ. How about you start making some sense! Fuck. You prude!
Oh my fucking God! You bloody pervert! Fuck. I wish you would leave me alone!
You are so sub-literate!
I hope you leave me alone you inconsiderate, sottish, second-rate sadist.
Have I told you what a babbler you are lately?
You bleeding prickless worm! My oath!
Why don’t you wake up to yourself! Talk about a git.
How about you piss off you dorky weirdo!
You’re making me mad, you despicable hag.
I think you are a frustrating, horrendous nobody with no bloody friends!
Aren’t you sick of being a superstitious, stingy whinger?
Not only are you an ineffective bogan, you are a temperamental nerd as well!
You are unendurably inbred, unscrupulous and nauseatingly fuckwitted.
Why don’t you stop being such a beast.
Bloody screwed up, belligerent cretin! Please go away and leave me alone!
What a frigging heifer you are.
I’ve never met such a dishonest pig-dog.
Blood-sucking, empty-headed imbecile.
Darryl really annoys me. He is such a throwback.
You’re so ignominious.
Bite me you hysterically ludicrous, preposterously untrustworthy, iniquitously absurd deviate.
Have you any idea how perverted you are?
God. You are so dorky!
You are a nutcase!
Fucking cantankerous hick! I am disgusted by you. I hope you get sick and die!
I think the President of the United States of America should go fuck himself!
Hell! I find you abhorrent! What a bloody silly slagbag!
You are obviously a thoughtless crap-eater in need of a bloody haircut.
Have you always been a fanatic?
I find you abhorrent you goddamn dense drip.
I’ve heard you are an unendurable dork.
I think you are as stubborn as a mule.
Fuck. What a stinking puke-eater! You’re really starting to fucking upset me!
You think you are fucking wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a putrid, unctuous fuckwit who makes me want to fucking puke.
You are nothing but a pus-loving bludger!
You are fucking childish! Go to buggary!
You are a pitifully thoughtless tasteless animal without a prayer of ever amounting to anything.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a crazy git with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
Bugger you, fuckface.
I am getting sick of you, you exasperating evildoer!
What an insufferable bludger. I hope you go back to hell!
How come you’re such a whingeing fool?
I find you to be outrageously brainless and unconscionable!
Fucking blunderer! Fuck off you patronizing blunderer.
Everyone thinks you are a necrophiliac.
Fucking hell! You are a clown. Go skydiving without a parachute.
You think you’re a genius, but you’re just a dickhead with no personality.
Go to buggary you fucking slapper. You really make me angry!
What a mental pus-bucket you are.
You are boarish, undependable, imbecilic, cynical and laughable.
Have you been told what a leech you are lately?
Stop being such a sadistic, irredeemable, sybaritic sow!
You’re appalling and cringing.
I hope you leave me alone. Darn! What a wacko you are.
I think Darryl is a git with disgusting habits.
You are totally inconsiderate. What a butt-lover.
You are so slothful. Stuff you, you repulsively slothful deviate.
Oh my fucking God. You are the most bungling deviant on this planet.
I hope you go bloody fuck yourself you arsehole-featured fraud!
Have I told you what a cry-baby you are lately?
Hell. You are so lamentably deviant!
What a necrophiliac. You are really starting to annoy me!
You are an awfully foolish blackguard in need of major cosmetic surgery!
Frigging hell. You ghoulish fucknuckle! It’s about time for you to shut up!
Goddamn pustulantly horrendous scumbag! Wake up!
Make me happy and stop bugging me you ignominiously clueless troll!
I can’t believe what a whinger your father is.
Are you aware what a spoilsport you are?
You are nothing but an unpleasantly demon-spawned douche-bag.
You are an animal, a big-headed animal.
You’re a bum-face, an ill-informed fucking bum-face.
Aren’t you sick of being a sordid laughingstock?
Why are you so screwy?
Do you enjoy boring me to tears? Go away!
You are as slimy as a slug you distasteful, unkempt, wombat-headed weirdo!
By fuck. You necrophiliac!
Do you enjoy being a fucking pus-bucket?
I hope you leave me alone!
My oath! You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
Go and jump in the bloody lake!
It makes me fucking angry that you are so revoltingly atrocious.
Your nanna is a snotty-nosed monkey-head!
It’s about time for you to fuck right fucking off!
Your friends are all tactless cowards too!
You are nothing but a penny-pinching kill-joy with an overinflated opinion of yourself!
You’re making me sick, you lamentable liar.
I’ve never met such a frustratingly outrageous warmonger.
I think you are as crazy as a bedbug!
What a peculiar fanatic!
Get out of here you slimeball! Just fuck right off!
I think you are a git!
You are irritating me! Grow a brain you bleeding maniacal sloven.
You and Darryl are both beastly misfits.
You are a dolt, a smelly leech and an insanely devious nutcase from the infernal realms.
Hell! You are so ghoulish.
You’re a scumbag.
Stuff you, you redneck. Stop bugging me.
You are obviously a dirt-brain who should have stayed in the trees with all the other bleeding monkeys.
I find you to be uselessly frightful and prudish.
Grow a brain. I can’t believe what a common scoundrel you are!
Please go goddamn fuck yourself. Bollocks. What a screwed up cockhead you bloody are!
Depraved, bogus, degenerately unattractive bitch!
I’ve met a lot of bloody piggy-eyed vultures in my time; but you would have to be the most unforgivably ignorant.
Have you any idea how friendless you are?
What a frigging dung-beetle you are.
Damn! Please go somewhere else soon! By fucking Christ.
You are inhumanly smarmy, fiendishly depressing and tragic.
You are so bloody inbred. Hell. Stick your fucking head up an elephant’s rectum!
You are so hysterical. I hate your guts!
Fuck you! Fuck off you dim-witted cockroach-gobbler!
Damn! You fucking drip. Bloody hell! You better go skydiving without a parachute!
Stuff you, shit for brains.
Hell. What a yellow-toothed twerp!
What an annoying come-junkie! You are really starting to gross me out!
You are an unreasonable milksop, an atrocious nonentity and a covetous schmuck.
You are bloody objectionably slothful! Go away!
It upsets me that you are such a disgusting pimp.
You’re gluttonous and debauched.
How come you’re such a misbegotten hypocrite?
Shit. Please stop frigging breathing you foully fickle insipid rodent.
Why don’t you stop being such a jerk.
Your whole family are subnormal rats.
You’re a donkey-gobbler, an overweight donkey-gobbler.
Jesus Christ you make me want to puke, you joke!
You are an insignificant monkey!
Have I told you what a skuz-bucket you are lately?
Grow a brain you useless dirt-brain.
God! You are such an unregenerate cuckoo!
You make me mad! Sod off you frigging spoilsport!
Go and jump in a frigging volcano!
I can’t work out if you are a ludicrous monster or just a ponce with a bad attitude.
Bloody uselessly vacuous sack of shit! Go away.
Why are you so scabrous?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a maggot.
You horrify me. Go and get fucked!
What a reject. Stuff you!
You are a twerp, a hick, and a yobbo.
Aren’t you sick of being a rodent?
Darn. Get out of my sight!
Your brother is the most monstrously annoying scabby greedy-guts I have ever met.
Godsooth. Were you born this clueless?
I can’t believe how sickeningly foolhardy you are.
God! You troublesome pinhead.
Hell you disgust me. I don’t like you at all.
You’re a wanker.
You’re making me sick, you bovine failure.
Go away you outlandish reject. You are so dreadful.
You are a pervert, a disturbing pervert.
Oh my God! You are as ugly as a warthog.
You are so goatish. Go to hell you atavistically goatish wanker.
Stop being such a juvenile, exasperating cretin!
Why don’t you start making some sense. Talk about a clueless idiot!
You’re so soulless.
Bloody hell! How about you make my day and leave me alone!
Hell! What a bloody credulous hog! Frigging hell! How about you wake up to yourself!
God! I suggest you go and jump in a volcano!
Make me happy and piss right off!
How about you go play in traffic you self-indulgent, evil-looking bimbo!
You are so bloody mindlessly grimy!
You pain in the bleeding arse. Fuck.
You are so diseased. Shit! Why don’t you stop pissing me off!
I detest you, you tight-fisted rotter.
Everyone thinks you are a dull-witted spoilsport.
I’m clever, but you’re just a thoughtless skank.
Hell. You are a boringly sickening bloody madman.
How about you fuck off you inconsiderate twit.
God! Why are you so bloody demented?
The Prime Minister of England is totally repellent. What a rotter!
I hope you go away forever you goddamn revoltingly abominable awful necrophiliac!
You are disgustingly horrible, ludicrously stubborn and unforgivably germ-ridden.
You think you’re gifted, but you’re just a gibbering ruffian with sticky-out ears.
What a bloody fiendish bum you are.
Bloody oath! I wish you would leave me alone! Fuck.
I’ve heard you are a feculent screw-up.
What a leech.
Darryl is a barmy crackpot!
You’re a devious shrew.
Drop dead! You amazingly gluttonous dingbat. Go away!
Bite me you bloody psychopath.
I’ve never met such a barbarous fraud.
You are a fanatic. Grow up!
You are so evilly wicked that it bores me to bloody tears.
What a fucking dweeb!
You are not just a strumpet; you are half-arsed as well!
Your whole family are eunuchs.
You better stop goddamn playing with yourself.
Grow up, shit for brains!
You are a disappointingly sub-human scum-featured, atrocious fool with horrible hair.
Piss off you witless misanthrope!
I find you to be pathetically screwed up and farcically infuriating!
Goddamn. You are so tiresomely deceitful.
You’re a punk, a fetid punk.
You are nothing but an unpardonably wretched fuckhead!
Hell! You are so egotistical!
You are nothing but a lamentable oaf who belongs in a zoo!
Hell! I find you offensive. What a sadistic, wicked infidel!
Hell. Were you born this feather-brained?
You are a clown, a screwy clown.
You are stunningly sleazy. Grow a brain!
It makes me angry that you are such a whingeing ignoramus.
You’re a fucking rotter.
I’ve met a lot of inbred monkeys in my time; but you would have to be the most pea-brained.
Stop being such a fucking doltish turkey-face!
Slagbag! Wake up.
Fucking hell. Fucking tight-arsed ruffian! Jesus Christ!
Arrogant. You are so bleeding exceedingly arrogant.
You horrify me. Get lost you bloody nutty jumped up monkey!
Black-hearted cretin, stuff off!
You better pull your finger out! Talk about a harlot.
Frigging aggravatingly sottish infidel! Bugger you.
Do us all a favour and crawl back into the swamp you came from.
Go away! What a retard.
You are obviously a wombat fucker.
Grow a brain you turd! Go to hell!
You are so degenerate.
Have you always been a fucking burbler?
Have you any fucking idea how pitiably selfish you are?
Do you enjoy being a pest with bad breath?
I think you are an unhygienic slut!
Everybody I know agrees that you are a pitiful whore.
Your friends are all vulgar bores too.
Lout, grow a brain!
I loathe you, you slapper. God! Bugger you.
Hell you make me angry! You are such a mother-fucking, outrageous fleabag.
I dislike you, you bloody foul dickhead!
I think you are the most misbegotten bogan in the entire universe.
Have you been told what a fucked up strumpet you are lately?
God you annoy me!
I’ve heard you are a subnormal maniac.
You’re so insignificant.
Everyone thinks you are a pus-head.
Please stop breathing you worthlessly unconscionable ape-like dickwad!
Wake up you preposterous slapper.
You are not just a bloody crackpot; you are unattractively uncouth as well!
You are an evildoer, a satyr, and a felcher!
You would have to be the most scandalous waste of space I have ever met.
You are as mad as a hatter you loser.
Bloody oath! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so sordidly skanky!
It disgusts me that you are so abominably deranged.
You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just a woeful dingbat who makes me angry.
You’re making me angry, you whorish drunkard.
Bite me, arsehole-breath!
I am fed up with you, you bloody gullible inbred arsehole.
I can’t believe how stupidly indecent you are!
Hell. Drop dead. Hell. You bleeding idiotically sottish baboon!
You are a monstrously repellent odious faggot with a poor claim to being human!
Damn you appall me! I don’t think we can be friends!
It’s about time for you to fuck off! Jesus goddamn Christ. You are a rat with stinky feet!
You are a doltish drip with bad complexion! Make me happy and go back to hell!
Hell. I wish you’d never been fucking born! What a stupidly offensive dullard!
Why don’t you stop being such a bludger.
Jesus! The only fucking thing for you to do is crawl back into the swamp you came from you fucking credulous wretch!
Admit it; you are a slapper, aren’t you?
You are so brain-dead. Hell! Why don’t you wake up to yourself.
You are tediously demon-spawned. Get a life!
Damn! You’re a tramp!
How come you’re such a fucking git?
Why are you so gross?
Oh my God. Fuck off!
You are a fucking butt-eater!
You are a dissipated prude. Fuck off!
Do us all a favour and sit on a pineapple. Talk about a corrupt ape!
Shit! Wake up to yourself you fucking beast!
You are so absurdly sub-human. I am getting the shits with you.
Your father is a glutton!
You’re a dishonourable cow.
Bollocks! I wish you would go fuck yourself! You are a repugnant cockhead from hell.
You are totally petty. What a wimp!
I think you are as stubborn as a mule.
Fuck you! You’re so fucking gormless.
Go to goddamn hell! What a slimy prick.
Crap. Were you born this repugnant?
Your friends are all hillbillies too!
You are ridiculously cretinous, sordid and objectionably annoying.
Aren’t you sick of being a harlot?
Damn you horrify me, you bloody seedy leech!
You’re a bit of a faggot, aren’t you?
What a bloody loathsome shrew you are!
You are so coarse that it disgusts me.
You are obviously a pompous drunkard with no justification for existence.
Crass premature-ejaculator, piss right off!
Do you enjoy being a daft fraud in need of major cosmetic surgery?
What a turkey!
Damn you, you pain in the arse. You are so unsanitary.
Piss off. Crap! You piggy-eyed idiot!
You are a eunuch, a germ-ridden eunuch.
Drat! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all cruel snobs too.
Go swim in sewage you boring slut!
Drat! You are the most absurd git on this planet.
Damn you, you cuckoo.
What a twerp you are.
You think you’re clever, but you’re just a weirdo.
You’re a slime-bag, an unseemly fucking slime-bag.
I think you are a sub-human airhead!
I hope you leave soon. Oh my God. What a creepy freak you are!
Go swim in sewage you son of a bitch!
You are nothing but a hooligan with no bleeding balls at all!
What a nonentity. Fuck up and fucking die!
Are you aware what a brute you are?
Goddamn! Fuck off!
I hope you go away.
You are an unhygienic, undependable, sordid greedy-guts, a freakish derelict and an overweight blood-sucking, mangy tart with a substandard intellect!
You are a bleeding deplorably unendurable sluttish nitwit.
I’m smart, but you’re just an excremental alcoholic.
I wish you would stop wasting my time you oaf!
You are so fucking vacuous. Get fucked you vacuous bludger.
Damn! You irrelevant dunce.
Bloody hell. I wish you would stop breathing you loathsomely dim-witted sadistic cretin.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a nasty chickenhead with no friends.
My God! What a tight-arsed bore!
God. What a witless strumpet. Grow a bloody brain!
Have you been told what a nefarious glutton you are lately?
Your whole fucking family are pig-dogs.
You infuriate me. Go to buggary!
Bloody oath. Crawl back into the swamp you came from you fucking vulgar worm!
Damn you, shit for brains.
You are hypocritical, feeble-minded, insulting, ill-mannered and nauseating!
Stop being such a beastial jumped up monkey!
Fuck! You and your friends are all big-headed snobs.
Oh my fucking God! The Prime Minister of Australia is a mangy, ineffectual dolt. I don’t like him at all!
Bloody hell you horrify me. You are such a goddamn racist vulture.
Hell. You are such a deviate!
Have I told you what an animal you are lately?
I find you to be infuriatingly pesky and unpleasant!
Fuck! What a fucking foolishly insipid kill-joy! Jesus fucking Christ. Go fuck yourself!
How come you’re such a fucking freak?
You would have to be the most unattractively malingering nitwit I have ever met.
You’re a bit of an oaf, aren’t you?
You are so bloody disappointingly ludicrous!
You better sit on a pineapple!
I’ve never met such a pitifully ape-like hick.
Wake up to yourself!
It exasperates me that you are such a prude.
Fucking gullible anal-junkie! How about you make my fucking day and stop breathing.
I don’t like you at all you stiff-necked, diseased crackpot!
You are so unpardonably wretched! I curse the day I met you!
What a bloody burbler!
Damn. You are so painfully cruel!
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a hopeless junkie who nauseates me.
Your friends are all toss-pots too!
You are a dorky psychotic satyr.
Presumptuous warmonger, go to hell!
Drat. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so freakishly pesky!
I suggest you get your head out of your arse! Talk about a fucking silly maniac!
Not only are you a mole, you are a small-minded anal-junkie as well!
You are indecently tasteless! Damn you!
My oath. You’re so loopy!
What a dowdy parasite you are.
You think you’re smart, but you’re just a wearisome worm with smelly armpits.
You are an unreasonable weirdo. The only thing for you to do is stick your head up an elephant’s rectum!
What’s it like to be a fucking halfwit with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil?
Goddamn! Why are you such an arrogant, lazy junkie?
Make yourself scarce you terribly unimaginative horrid turkey. Jesus Christ. Make my fucking day and go away and leave me alone!
Admit it; you are a eunuch, aren’t you?
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck off soon! You are a gibbering crackpot.
Fucking oath. Damn you.
What a reject.
What a tramp. Go to buggary!
I can’t goddamn believe how bloody nutty you are!
You are a ponce, a hopeless ponce.
You and the Prime Minister of Australia are both parasitical, feeble-minded, silly twerps!
I wish you would go away forever you bloody haughty bungler.
You are making me mad. Damn you, you frustrating bludger.
Fuck! You goat-fucking fuckwit from hell.
Do you enjoy being a strumpet with hideous halitosis?
You upset me. Sod off you bloody malformed, foul-smelling abomination.
Go away you troublemaker.
You are a bimbo from the infernal realms. Make me happy and stop bugging me.
You’re so tiresome.
Why don’t you stop being such a baboon!
What a fucking scum-molesting cunt you are!
Shit. You are so stupid!
You are nothing but a dickwad with no justification for existence.
Everyone thinks you are a senseless cretin.
It horrifies me that you are so ignominiously screwy.
Why are you so goatish?
Bloody hell! You’re a scruffy-looking infidel!
You are a sub-human penis-licker.
You make me want to puke! Drop dead!
I wish you’d never been born you bleeding ludicrous syphilitic shit-lover!
You’re a treacherous douche-bag.
Frigging infuriating trollop. I wish you would go fuck yourself!
You are so inept. I don’t like you at all!
I suggest you shut up!
Are you aware what a moron you are?
Make my day and fuck off. Fuck. What a whore’s son you are.
Empty-headed, disappointing, scabrous slagbag.
You’re a bit of a whinger, aren’t you?
Damn you, fuckface!
I think you are the most embarrassingly obscene git in the entire universe!
Have you any idea how unspeakable you are?
Dweeb! Get out of here you sickening dweeb.
Jesus! You are a dirt-brain. The only thing for you to do is fuck off.
What a skuz-bucket! I wish you would go back to bleeding hell!
Fuck off you fucking shrew. You really make me sick.
Bloody oath! Your frigging brother is the most embarrassingly barking-mad faeces-licker on this planet.
Not only are you a repugnant dickwad, you are a wretched troublemaker as well.
I think you are as nutty as a squirrel.
Bloody hell! You and your friends are all preposterous, patronizing gimps!
Fuck. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all laughable cry-babies too.
I’ve never met such a sexist madman.
Bite me! What a demented fucknuckle!
Suck shit you piece of shit.
Aren’t you sick of being an unhygienic nerd?
How come you’re such a slob?
God. You hot-headed eunuch! I don’t think we can be friends! Why don’t you go skydiving without a parachute!
You are heartless, cold-hearted, sycophantic, dog-ugly and annoying.
You pitiable hillbilly. Fuck. Do us all a favour and go and get fucked!
Please go back to hell you diabolical, annoying, toffee-nosed tramp.
Jesus! You better pull your bloody finger out you bloody snot-miner.
What a loopy, scatter-brained butt-gobbler you are.
500 abusive phrases, part 8
Demented swine. That’s what you are; a bloody demented swine!