The Butcherbird: An Iconic Aussie Virtuoso

I’ve recently become quite fascinated by butcherbirds and their amazing and intricate songs. This post is a compilation of videos showcasing their musical ability.

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All prior posts at my blogĀ  contain foul abusive language, as a matter of fact that’s all they consist of! They were generated by a computer program I perhaps unwisely wrote in 2004 called “abuse”, a rather unfriendly chatbot.

 
















 

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500 abusive phrases, part 8

Demented swine. That’s what you are; a bloody demented swine!
All your bloody brains are in your dick you arsehole.
You’re doltish and grimy.
Hell! You harlot!
Goon! Get lost!
My oath! What a slagbag. Shit!
God! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so boringly yellow-bellied!
Not only are you a dodgy bimbo, you are a fool as well.
What an abomination. Kiss my arse.
I suggest you start making some sense!
Hell! You are so sottish.
You exasperate me! Stop bugging me you fucking fuckwit.
Grow a bloody brain you slime-bag!
Hell. You and your friends are all tit-heads!
You’re making me sick, you prudish dork.
You’re an offensively snivelling derelict.
I suggest you piss off!
Oh my fucking God! Get a life.
You are so fucking worthlessly soulless that it horrifies me.
Do you enjoy annoying me? Damn you.
Get a life, shit for brains!
You are a drip. Up yours!
By the hairy bleeding balls of goddamn Baal! You neurotic horrifying hypocrite.
Fucking dog! Get lost you degenerate dog.
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking numbskull!
Hell. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all atavistic rednecks too.
You are goddamn hypocritically pestilential! Grow a brain!
You are so synthetic. Hell. Why don’t you start making some sense!
Your friends are all knobs too.
You are a strumpet, a dorky strumpet.
What a bleeding misanthropic dickhead! You are really starting to give me the creeps!
You are a dunderhead!
I’ve never met such a deplorably evil-minded low-life.
You think you’re cool, but you’re just a brain-dead nazi with no future.
You are an unscrupulous, uninteresting turd-sniffer, a fetid shithead and a repellently lamentable hell-hag.
What’s it like to be a vulture?
Bloody hell. What a frigging camel-sucking knob-gobbler! Goddamn you disgust me!
I think you are the most despicably monotonous cry-baby in the entire universe.
I’ve met a lot of utter warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most completely insulting.
Bloody hell. You are such a cow.
Damn! Why are you so barbarously tight-arsed?
You are not just a fucking satyr; you are revoltingly cynical as well!
You are obviously a bothersome dickwad who everyone laughs at.
Throwback!
You’re a dork with a nasty smell. Why don’t you go bury your frigging head in a bucket?
What a bloody nerd!
I find you to be hysterically cow-featured and tiresomely aberrant!
You’re a bit of a redneck, aren’t you?
Twerp.
How about you make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so you dismally mulish lout!
Bloody oath. You are so frigging deformed. Talk about a sleazy maggot-sucker.
Admit it; you are a heifer, aren’t you?
You are causing me to be repulsed. Go away you fuckwit from hell.
You are simple-minded, aberrant, treacherous, scabby and atrocious!
I hold you in contempt you uninteresting whore. Fuck! Get out of here!
Grow a brain! I can’t believe what a troll you are!
Your whole family are yobbos.
Dastardly anal-junkie, curse you.
Goddamn!
Screw-up! Go to hell!
You are a philanderer, a maggot-lover, and a cunt!
You are a bum. Why don’t you go and look in the mirror!
Grow a brain you sub-human low-life! Just fuck right off!
Why are you so maladjusted?
You are an abominably deplorable brain-dead worm that disgusts me!
Damn! What a sottish dickhead.
By Christ. How about you start making some sense! Fuck. You prude!
Oh my fucking God! You bloody pervert! Fuck. I wish you would leave me alone!
You are so sub-literate!
I hope you leave me alone you inconsiderate, sottish, second-rate sadist.
Have I told you what a babbler you are lately?
You bleeding prickless worm! My oath!
Why don’t you wake up to yourself! Talk about a git.
How about you piss off you dorky weirdo!
You’re making me mad, you despicable hag.
Goddamn creep!
I think you are a frustrating, horrendous nobody with no bloody friends!
Aren’t you sick of being a superstitious, stingy whinger?
Not only are you an ineffective bogan, you are a temperamental nerd as well!
You are unendurably inbred, unscrupulous and nauseatingly fuckwitted.
Why don’t you stop being such a beast.
Bloody screwed up, belligerent cretin! Please go away and leave me alone!
What a frigging heifer you are.
I’ve never met such a dishonest pig-dog.
Blood-sucking, empty-headed imbecile.
Darryl really annoys me. He is such a throwback.
You’re so ignominious.
Bite me you hysterically ludicrous, preposterously untrustworthy, iniquitously absurd deviate.
Have you any idea how perverted you are?
God. You are so dorky!
You are a nutcase!
Fucking cantankerous hick! I am disgusted by you. I hope you get sick and die!
I think the President of the United States of America should go fuck himself!
Hell! I find you abhorrent! What a bloody silly slagbag!
You are obviously a thoughtless crap-eater in need of a bloody haircut.
Have you always been a fanatic?
I find you abhorrent you goddamn dense drip.
I’ve heard you are an unendurable dork.
I think you are as stubborn as a mule.
Fuck. What a stinking puke-eater! You’re really starting to fucking upset me!
You think you are fucking wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a putrid, unctuous fuckwit who makes me want to fucking puke.
You are nothing but a pus-loving bludger!
You are fucking childish! Go to buggary!
You are a pitifully thoughtless tasteless animal without a prayer of ever amounting to anything.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a crazy git with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
Bugger you, fuckface.
I am getting sick of you, you exasperating evildoer!
Hag.
What an insufferable bludger. I hope you go back to hell!
How come you’re such a whingeing fool?
I find you to be outrageously brainless and unconscionable!
Fucking blunderer! Fuck off you patronizing blunderer.
Everyone thinks you are a necrophiliac.
Fucking hell! You are a clown. Go skydiving without a parachute.
You think you’re a genius, but you’re just a dickhead with no personality.
Go to buggary you fucking slapper. You really make me angry!
What a mental pus-bucket you are.
You are boarish, undependable, imbecilic, cynical and laughable.
Have you been told what a leech you are lately?
Stop being such a sadistic, irredeemable, sybaritic sow!
You’re appalling and cringing.
I hope you leave me alone. Darn! What a wacko you are.
I think Darryl is a git with disgusting habits.
You are totally inconsiderate. What a butt-lover.
You are so slothful. Stuff you, you repulsively slothful deviate.
Oh my fucking God. You are the most bungling deviant on this planet.
I hope you go bloody fuck yourself you arsehole-featured fraud!
Have I told you what a cry-baby you are lately?
Two-faced bore!
Hell. You are so lamentably deviant!
What a necrophiliac. You are really starting to annoy me!
You are an awfully foolish blackguard in need of major cosmetic surgery!
Frigging hell. You ghoulish fucknuckle! It’s about time for you to shut up!
Goddamn pustulantly horrendous scumbag! Wake up!
Make me happy and stop bugging me you ignominiously clueless troll!
I can’t believe what a whinger your father is.
Are you aware what a spoilsport you are?
You are nothing but an unpleasantly demon-spawned douche-bag.
You are an animal, a big-headed animal.
You’re a bum-face, an ill-informed fucking bum-face.
Bumbling dolt.
Aren’t you sick of being a sordid laughingstock?
Why are you so screwy?
Do you enjoy boring me to tears? Go away!
Bloody hell.
You are as slimy as a slug you distasteful, unkempt, wombat-headed weirdo!
By fuck. You necrophiliac!
Do you enjoy being a fucking pus-bucket?
I hope you leave me alone!
My oath! You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
Go and jump in the bloody lake!
It makes me fucking angry that you are so revoltingly atrocious.
Your nanna is a snotty-nosed monkey-head!
It’s about time for you to fuck right fucking off!
Your friends are all tactless cowards too!
You are nothing but a penny-pinching kill-joy with an overinflated opinion of yourself!
You’re making me sick, you lamentable liar.
I’ve never met such a frustratingly outrageous warmonger.
I think you are as crazy as a bedbug!
What a peculiar fanatic!
Get out of here you slimeball! Just fuck right off!
I think you are a git!
Damn you!
You are irritating me! Grow a brain you bleeding maniacal sloven.
You and Darryl are both beastly misfits.
You are a dolt, a smelly leech and an insanely devious nutcase from the infernal realms.
Hell! You are so ghoulish.
You’re a scumbag.
Stuff you, you redneck. Stop bugging me.
You are obviously a dirt-brain who should have stayed in the trees with all the other bleeding monkeys.
I find you to be uselessly frightful and prudish.
Grow a brain. I can’t believe what a common scoundrel you are!
Please go goddamn fuck yourself. Bollocks. What a screwed up cockhead you bloody are!
Depraved, bogus, degenerately unattractive bitch!
I’ve met a lot of bloody piggy-eyed vultures in my time; but you would have to be the most unforgivably ignorant.
Have you any idea how friendless you are?
What a frigging dung-beetle you are.
Damn! Please go somewhere else soon! By fucking Christ.
You are inhumanly smarmy, fiendishly depressing and tragic.
You are so bloody inbred. Hell. Stick your fucking head up an elephant’s rectum!
You are so hysterical. I hate your guts!
Fuck you! Fuck off you dim-witted cockroach-gobbler!
Damn! You fucking drip. Bloody hell! You better go skydiving without a parachute!
Stuff you, shit for brains.
Hell. What a yellow-toothed twerp!
What an annoying come-junkie! You are really starting to gross me out!
You are an unreasonable milksop, an atrocious nonentity and a covetous schmuck.
You are bloody objectionably slothful! Go away!
It upsets me that you are such a disgusting pimp.
You’re gluttonous and debauched.
How come you’re such a misbegotten hypocrite?
Shit. Please stop frigging breathing you foully fickle insipid rodent.
Why don’t you stop being such a jerk.
Your whole family are subnormal rats.
You’re a donkey-gobbler, an overweight donkey-gobbler.
Jesus Christ you make me want to puke, you joke!
You are an insignificant monkey!
Have I told you what a skuz-bucket you are lately?
Grow a brain you useless dirt-brain.
God! You are such an unregenerate cuckoo!
Hell!
You make me mad! Sod off you frigging spoilsport!
Go and jump in a frigging volcano!
I can’t work out if you are a ludicrous monster or just a ponce with a bad attitude.
Bloody uselessly vacuous sack of shit! Go away.
Why are you so scabrous?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a maggot.
You horrify me. Go and get fucked!
What a reject. Stuff you!
You are a twerp, a hick, and a yobbo.
Aren’t you sick of being a rodent?
Darn. Get out of my sight!
Your brother is the most monstrously annoying scabby greedy-guts I have ever met.
Godsooth. Were you born this clueless?
I can’t believe how sickeningly foolhardy you are.
God! You troublesome pinhead.
Hell you disgust me. I don’t like you at all.
You’re a wanker.
You’re making me sick, you bovine failure.
Go away you outlandish reject. You are so dreadful.
You are a pervert, a disturbing pervert.
Oh my God! You are as ugly as a warthog.
You are so goatish. Go to hell you atavistically goatish wanker.
Stop being such a juvenile, exasperating cretin!
Why don’t you start making some sense. Talk about a clueless idiot!
You’re so soulless.
Bloody hell! How about you make my day and leave me alone!
Hell! What a bloody credulous hog! Frigging hell! How about you wake up to yourself!
God! I suggest you go and jump in a volcano!
Make me happy and piss right off!
How about you go play in traffic you self-indulgent, evil-looking bimbo!
You are so bloody mindlessly grimy!
You pain in the bleeding arse. Fuck.
You are so diseased. Shit! Why don’t you stop pissing me off!
I detest you, you tight-fisted rotter.
Everyone thinks you are a dull-witted spoilsport.
I’m clever, but you’re just a thoughtless skank.
Hell. You are a boringly sickening bloody madman.
How about you fuck off you inconsiderate twit.
God! Why are you so bloody demented?
The Prime Minister of England is totally repellent. What a rotter!
I hope you go away forever you goddamn revoltingly abominable awful necrophiliac!
You are disgustingly horrible, ludicrously stubborn and unforgivably germ-ridden.
You think you’re gifted, but you’re just a gibbering ruffian with sticky-out ears.
What a bloody fiendish bum you are.
Bloody oath! I wish you would leave me alone! Fuck.
I’ve heard you are a feculent screw-up.
What a leech.
Bloody lout.
Darryl is a barmy crackpot!
You’re a devious shrew.
Drop dead! You amazingly gluttonous dingbat. Go away!
Bite me you bloody psychopath.
I’ve never met such a barbarous fraud.
You are a fanatic. Grow up!
You are so evilly wicked that it bores me to bloody tears.
What a fucking dweeb!
You are not just a strumpet; you are half-arsed as well!
Your whole family are eunuchs.
You better stop goddamn playing with yourself.
Grow up, shit for brains!
Freaky turkey!
You are a disappointingly sub-human scum-featured, atrocious fool with horrible hair.
Piss off you witless misanthrope!
I find you to be pathetically screwed up and farcically infuriating!
Goddamn. You are so tiresomely deceitful.
You’re a punk, a fetid punk.
You are nothing but an unpardonably wretched fuckhead!
Hell! You are so egotistical!
You are nothing but a lamentable oaf who belongs in a zoo!
Hell! I find you offensive. What a sadistic, wicked infidel!
Wake up.
Hell. Were you born this feather-brained?
You are a clown, a screwy clown.
You are stunningly sleazy. Grow a brain!
It makes me angry that you are such a whingeing ignoramus.
You’re a fucking rotter.
I’ve met a lot of inbred monkeys in my time; but you would have to be the most pea-brained.
Stop being such a fucking doltish turkey-face!
Slagbag! Wake up.
Fucking hell. Fucking tight-arsed ruffian! Jesus Christ!
Arrogant. You are so bleeding exceedingly arrogant.
You horrify me. Get lost you bloody nutty jumped up monkey!
Black-hearted cretin, stuff off!
You better pull your finger out! Talk about a harlot.
Frigging aggravatingly sottish infidel! Bugger you.
Do us all a favour and crawl back into the swamp you came from.
Go away! What a retard.
You are obviously a wombat fucker.
Grow a brain you turd! Go to hell!
You are so degenerate.
Wrong-headed rodent!
Have you always been a fucking burbler?
Have you any fucking idea how pitiably selfish you are?
Do you enjoy being a pest with bad breath?
I think you are an unhygienic slut!
Everybody I know agrees that you are a pitiful whore.
Your friends are all vulgar bores too.
Lout, grow a brain!
I loathe you, you slapper. God! Bugger you.
Hell you make me angry! You are such a mother-fucking, outrageous fleabag.
I dislike you, you bloody foul dickhead!
I think you are the most misbegotten bogan in the entire universe.
Have you been told what a fucked up strumpet you are lately?
God you annoy me!
I’ve heard you are a subnormal maniac.
You’re so insignificant.
Everyone thinks you are a pus-head.
Please stop breathing you worthlessly unconscionable ape-like dickwad!
Wake up you preposterous slapper.
You are not just a bloody crackpot; you are unattractively uncouth as well!
You are an evildoer, a satyr, and a felcher!
You would have to be the most scandalous waste of space I have ever met.
You are as mad as a hatter you loser.
Bloody oath! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so sordidly skanky!
It disgusts me that you are so abominably deranged.
You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just a woeful dingbat who makes me angry.
You’re making me angry, you whorish drunkard.
Bite me, arsehole-breath!
Vomit-inducing goat!
I am fed up with you, you bloody gullible inbred arsehole.
I can’t believe how stupidly indecent you are!
Hell. Drop dead. Hell. You bleeding idiotically sottish baboon!
Fucknuckle.
You are a monstrously repellent odious faggot with a poor claim to being human!
Damn you appall me! I don’t think we can be friends!
It’s about time for you to fuck off! Jesus goddamn Christ. You are a rat with stinky feet!
You are a doltish drip with bad complexion! Make me happy and go back to hell!
Hell. I wish you’d never been fucking born! What a stupidly offensive dullard!
Why don’t you stop being such a bludger.
Jesus! The only fucking thing for you to do is crawl back into the swamp you came from you fucking credulous wretch!
Admit it; you are a slapper, aren’t you?
You are so brain-dead. Hell! Why don’t you wake up to yourself.
You are tediously demon-spawned. Get a life!
Damn! You’re a tramp!
How come you’re such a fucking git?
Why are you so gross?
Oh my God. Fuck off!
You are a fucking butt-eater!
You are a dissipated prude. Fuck off!
Do us all a favour and sit on a pineapple. Talk about a corrupt ape!
Shit! Wake up to yourself you fucking beast!
You are so absurdly sub-human. I am getting the shits with you.
Your father is a glutton!
You’re a dishonourable cow.
Bollocks! I wish you would go fuck yourself! You are a repugnant cockhead from hell.
You are totally petty. What a wimp!
I think you are as stubborn as a mule.
Fuck you! You’re so fucking gormless.
Go to goddamn hell! What a slimy prick.
Cretin.
Crap. Were you born this repugnant?
Your friends are all hillbillies too!
You are ridiculously cretinous, sordid and objectionably annoying.
Aren’t you sick of being a harlot?
Damn you horrify me, you bloody seedy leech!
You’re a bit of a faggot, aren’t you?
What a bloody loathsome shrew you are!
You are so coarse that it disgusts me.
You are obviously a pompous drunkard with no justification for existence.
Crass premature-ejaculator, piss right off!
Do you enjoy being a daft fraud in need of major cosmetic surgery?
What a turkey!
Damn you, you pain in the arse. You are so unsanitary.
Piss off. Crap! You piggy-eyed idiot!
You are a eunuch, a germ-ridden eunuch.
Drat! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all cruel snobs too.
Go swim in sewage you boring slut!
Drat! You are the most absurd git on this planet.
Damn you, you cuckoo.
What a twerp you are.
You think you’re clever, but you’re just a weirdo.
Fuck off!
You’re a slime-bag, an unseemly fucking slime-bag.
I think you are a sub-human airhead!
I hope you leave soon. Oh my God. What a creepy freak you are!
Crap!
Go swim in sewage you son of a bitch!
You are nothing but a hooligan with no bleeding balls at all!
What a nonentity. Fuck up and fucking die!
Are you aware what a brute you are?
Goddamn! Fuck off!
I hope you go away.
You are an unhygienic, undependable, sordid greedy-guts, a freakish derelict and an overweight blood-sucking, mangy tart with a substandard intellect!
You are a bleeding deplorably unendurable sluttish nitwit.
I’m smart, but you’re just an excremental alcoholic.
I wish you would stop wasting my time you oaf!
You are so fucking vacuous. Get fucked you vacuous bludger.
Damn! You irrelevant dunce.
Bloody hell. I wish you would stop breathing you loathsomely dim-witted sadistic cretin.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a nasty chickenhead with no friends.
My God! What a tight-arsed bore!
God. What a witless strumpet. Grow a bloody brain!
Have you been told what a nefarious glutton you are lately?
Your whole fucking family are pig-dogs.
You infuriate me. Go to buggary!
Bloody oath. Crawl back into the swamp you came from you fucking vulgar worm!
Damn you, shit for brains.
You are hypocritical, feeble-minded, insulting, ill-mannered and nauseating!
Stop being such a beastial jumped up monkey!
Fuck! You and your friends are all big-headed snobs.
Oh my fucking God! The Prime Minister of Australia is a mangy, ineffectual dolt. I don’t like him at all!
Bloody hell you horrify me. You are such a goddamn racist vulture.
Hell. You are such a deviate!
Have I told you what an animal you are lately?
I find you to be infuriatingly pesky and unpleasant!
Fuck! What a fucking foolishly insipid kill-joy! Jesus fucking Christ. Go fuck yourself!
How come you’re such a fucking freak?
You would have to be the most unattractively malingering nitwit I have ever met.
You’re a bit of an oaf, aren’t you?
You are so bloody disappointingly ludicrous!
You better sit on a pineapple!
I’ve never met such a pitifully ape-like hick.
Twat!
Wake up to yourself!
It exasperates me that you are such a prude.
Fucking gullible anal-junkie! How about you make my fucking day and stop breathing.
I don’t like you at all you stiff-necked, diseased crackpot!
You are so unpardonably wretched! I curse the day I met you!
What a bloody burbler!
Damn. You are so painfully cruel!
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a hopeless junkie who nauseates me.
Your friends are all toss-pots too!
You are a dorky psychotic satyr.
Presumptuous warmonger, go to hell!
Drat. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so freakishly pesky!
I suggest you get your head out of your arse! Talk about a fucking silly maniac!
Not only are you a mole, you are a small-minded anal-junkie as well!
You are indecently tasteless! Damn you!
My oath. You’re so loopy!
What a dowdy parasite you are.
You think you’re smart, but you’re just a wearisome worm with smelly armpits.
You are an unreasonable weirdo. The only thing for you to do is stick your head up an elephant’s rectum!
Cow!
What’s it like to be a fucking halfwit with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil?
Goddamn! Why are you such an arrogant, lazy junkie?
Make yourself scarce you terribly unimaginative horrid turkey. Jesus Christ. Make my fucking day and go away and leave me alone!
Admit it; you are a eunuch, aren’t you?
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck off soon! You are a gibbering crackpot.
Fucking oath. Damn you.
What a reject.
What a tramp. Go to buggary!
I can’t goddamn believe how bloody nutty you are!
You are a ponce, a hopeless ponce.
You and the Prime Minister of Australia are both parasitical, feeble-minded, silly twerps!
I wish you would go away forever you bloody haughty bungler.
You are making me mad. Damn you, you frustrating bludger.
Pretentious skank!
Dog.
Fuck! You goat-fucking fuckwit from hell.
Do you enjoy being a strumpet with hideous halitosis?
You upset me. Sod off you bloody malformed, foul-smelling abomination.
Go away you troublemaker.
You are a bimbo from the infernal realms. Make me happy and stop bugging me.
You’re so tiresome.
Why don’t you stop being such a baboon!
Shit!
What a fucking scum-molesting cunt you are!
Shit. You are so stupid!
You are nothing but a dickwad with no justification for existence.
Everyone thinks you are a senseless cretin.
It horrifies me that you are so ignominiously screwy.
Why are you so goatish?
Bloody hell! You’re a scruffy-looking infidel!
You are a sub-human penis-licker.
You make me want to puke! Drop dead!
I wish you’d never been born you bleeding ludicrous syphilitic shit-lover!
You’re a treacherous douche-bag.
Frigging infuriating trollop. I wish you would go fuck yourself!
You are so inept. I don’t like you at all!
I suggest you shut up!
Are you aware what a moron you are?
Make my day and fuck off. Fuck. What a whore’s son you are.
Empty-headed, disappointing, scabrous slagbag.
You’re a bit of a whinger, aren’t you?
Damn you, fuckface!
I think you are the most embarrassingly obscene git in the entire universe!
Have you any idea how unspeakable you are?
Dweeb! Get out of here you sickening dweeb.
Jesus! You are a dirt-brain. The only thing for you to do is fuck off.
What a skuz-bucket! I wish you would go back to bleeding hell!
Fuck off you fucking shrew. You really make me sick.
Bloody oath! Your frigging brother is the most embarrassingly barking-mad faeces-licker on this planet.
Not only are you a repugnant dickwad, you are a wretched troublemaker as well.
I think you are as nutty as a squirrel.
Bloody hell! You and your friends are all preposterous, patronizing gimps!
Fuck. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all laughable cry-babies too.
Bloody throwback!
Fuck you!
I’ve never met such a sexist madman.
Bite me! What a demented fucknuckle!
Suck shit you piece of shit.
Aren’t you sick of being an unhygienic nerd?
How come you’re such a slob?
God. You hot-headed eunuch! I don’t think we can be friends! Why don’t you go skydiving without a parachute!
You are heartless, cold-hearted, sycophantic, dog-ugly and annoying.
You pitiable hillbilly. Fuck. Do us all a favour and go and get fucked!
Please go back to hell you diabolical, annoying, toffee-nosed tramp.
Jesus! You better pull your bloody finger out you bloody snot-miner.
What a loopy, scatter-brained butt-gobbler you are.

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500 randomly generated insults, part 7

My computer made up these phrases, not me, though I did write the program.

What an ape.
What’s it like to be an unregenerate, stupid dunderhead with poor personal hygiene?
What a bleeding satyr.
Bloody hell! You’re so frigging amoral!
Bloody morbid numbskull!
Bleeding thoughtless pawn.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog.
Why are you so dense?
Go and get fucked, arsehole-breath.
How about you make my day and piss right off you spineless fraud.
Drat you exasperate me. You are such a turkey!
Grow up. I can’t believe what a senseless, toadying, prudish, bug-eyed dickwad you are.
Go away! What a yellow-toothed, pea-brained snob.
Slut.
Ignominious bludger!
God. I don’t like you at all! What a snot-miner!
I think you are the most feculent bungler in the entire fucking universe.
Bleeding arsewipe. I wish I’d never met you. I hope you grow a brain.
You are a scumbag, a selfish scumbag.
Fuck. I am getting the shits with you. What a frustrating sleasebag!
Stop fucking bugging me! My God! You vulture!
You’re horrifying me, you callous weirdo.
Do us all a favour and go fuck yourself you grubby, mutant pimp.
Your friends are all cretins too!
You are a daft twerp!
You are outrageously inbred, offensively arrogant and unforgivably mental.
Drat! Why are you so dreadfully friendless?
You’re a goon.
I suggest you fuck right fucking off.
I can’t work out if you are a bottom-face or just a fruitcake from the infernal realms.
You are a rancid madman. Make me happy and leave soon.
Admit it; you are a scumbag, aren’t you?
Fuck! How about you go and get fucked you fucking sleasebag!
Infuriating snot-eater, fuck off.
You’re so disputatious.
I really dislike your nanna. She is such a small-minded, cow-featured dung-beetle!
I’ve met a lot of scum-featured madmen in my time; but you would have to be the most unspeakably stiff-necked.
You are a sickening devious sow.
I’ve heard you are a zombie.
You are totally disloyal. What a grimy, toffee-nosed fiend!
Your whole family are sleasebags!
Do you enjoy being a primitive jumped up monkey in need of a major attitude re-adjustment?
You are nothing but an idiosyncratic misanthrope with stupid ideas.
You’re an offensively stupid loser.
You are not just a bum; you are hare-brained as well.
It disgusts me that you are such a fuckwit.
You are a nitwit, a babbling turd and an indefensible scab.
You are as useless as tits on a bull you jerk.
Make me happy and go fuck yourself.
You’re a woeful, detestable hick. Why don’t you go and look in the mirror?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a goddamn disreputable dreck.
Crap.
What a fucking misanthrope! You are really starting to repulse me!
You are so foolishly bumbling that it gives me the shits.
You are fucking burdensomely seedy. Fuck you.
You think you’re smart, but you’re just a premature-ejaculator from hell.
God. Darryl is such a warmongering, screwed up jumped up monkey.
You are nothing but an unpardonably evil-looking babbler.
I wish you’d never been born you bleeding insipid sow!
I think you are an inadequate gimp with an ugly head!
I really dislike you, you bloody bandy-legged, scabby harpy.
You are so fucking miserly. Bugger you, you depressingly miserly drip.
You’re ungainly and sluttish.
Do us all a favour and go fuck yourself!
What a nazi.
Gullible burbler. That’s what you are; a fucking gullible burbler!
What’s it like to be a dishonest leech?
What a bloody slapper you are!
Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately?
I wish you would go away and leave me alone you corruptly burdensome intolerable, tragic, brainless abomination.
I think you are as mad as a hatter!
You are so bleeding fetid. I don’t think we can be friends.
You would have to be the most hypocritically disloyal brute I have ever met.
Frightful chickenhead.
Oh my bloody God. You pervert! Damn. I hope you leave this planet!
Hell! You’re so egocentric.
Oh my fucking God. Why are you such a schmuck?
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bloody armpits, dirt-brain.
Fuck. What an unpardonable dog-brain. You’re really starting to goddamn drive me crazy.
You are obviously an unendurable leech.
Fuck. You are so nauseating!
You are a cow-featured screw-up, a clueless, narrow-minded pervert and a wretchedly imbecilic wacky slime-bag with a brain the size of a bloody walnut.
Have you been told what a dunce you are lately?
Wake up and smell the roses! Talk about a fucking fiendish ape.
What an irrelevant prude you are.
Fucking burdensomely cretinous arsehole-lover. Damn you.
Not only are you a scoundrel, you are a v d ridden douche-bag as well!
Retard. Get lost.
You are a dweeb. Please stop wasting my time.
I’m gifted, but you’re just a weird slime-bag with an empty cranium.
I’ve never met such an execrably idiotic dick-brain.
Hell. Why are you so pustulantly stinking?
Drop fucking dead!
You are vain, unpardonably unclean and repellently smelly.
Aren’t you sick of being a goddamn infuriating numbskull?
You are a pawn, a lousy pawn.
You are not just a fucking dunderhead; you are primitive as well.
I’ve heard you are a hell-hag.
Stop being such a lout!
Why don’t you stop being such a psychopath!
You are awful, dense, barbarous, reptilian and unattractive.
I wish you would spontaneously combust!
I can’t believe how frustratingly arrogant you are.
Do you enjoy being a snivelling fuckup that should have been drowned at birth?
Fucking hell! Bloody slob! Hell.
Embittered dreck!
My oath. Go bury your head in a bucket.
You are so utterly blabbering. Hell. Go away!
Do you enjoy getting on my frigging nerves? All your brains are in your goddamn dick!
I’ve met a lot of bloody deviants in my time; but you would have to be the most obscene.
Oh my God. Do us all a favour and go fuck a cactus you fucking trout-faced slagbag.
I am disgusted by you, you wacky worm!
Are you aware what a trollop you are?
You make me want to puke. Grow up you bloody yokel!
Grow a bloody brain you perverse troublemaker.
By Christ! I wish you would leave me alone.
Oh my fucking God. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so foul.
You’re driving me crazy, you embarrassing sluggard.
Your whole family are abominable, self-indulgent, slack-jawed, irrational toss-pots!
How come you’re such a cynical deviate?
You are nothing but a doltish pig-dog.
Bite my arse you bloody pathetic premature-ejaculator.
You’re a weak-willed disaster waiting to happen.
Screw you, you loathsome goat! Hell! What a perverted loathsome goat you are!
Fuck. You are so horribly unlovely.
You are a dork! Go to hell!
You are totally unregenerate. What a burdensome troublemaker!
Go away you gullible troll! Wake up to yourself.
Fuck off! What an immoral fuckhead!
Bush pig! Shut up you moronic bush pig.
Have I told you what a dork you are lately?
God you bore me to tears, you cockhead.
What a throwback! Go away!
You are so unspeakable. I am disgusted by you!
I can’t work out if you are an effeminate, farcical ponce or just a pus-worshipping weirdo with an empty cranium.
I find you to be preposterously ineffectual and atrociously malformed.
Have you always been a burbler?
You are a disputatious toss-pot who should be locked up.
You are obviously a yokel.
You are a repellent nonentity!
Your friends are all yellow-toothed freaks too.
It’s about time for you to grow up.
I think you are the most exasperatingly stingy twat in the entire universe!
You are so unpleasantly greasy that it irritates me.
What’s it like to be an imbecilic drip?
Why don’t you start making some sense!
Make me happy and stop bloody bugging me. Damn! What a dung-loving swine you goddamn are.
Bleeding ignorant, heartless throwback! I have had about enough of you. Please go away forever!
God! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all halfwits too!
Please spontaneously combust you chicken-hearted mutant!
Frigging hell you infuriate me!
Ineffectual lecher, damn you.
You are not just a bungling, devious, putrid criminal; you are frigging utterly loathsome as well!
Shit! Why are you such a warmonger?
Why don’t you stop being such a monkey!
Vain. You are so bloody vain.
Fuck! What a pus-bucket. Grow a brain.
Why are you so scabby?
Do you enjoy being a sordid arsehole who everyone spits on?
Shit! You are a sickening wastrel. Go away.
What a shabby greedy-guts!
Frigging harpy.
You’re an enormously filthy animal.
Screw you! Damn. You untrustworthy sadist!
Evil-minded faeces-lover, up yours.
Jesus. You are so nauseating!
A pox on you. You’re so sordid.
What a pimp! I wish you would stop breathing!
Monotonous, pathetic dung-beetle. That’s what you are; a fucking monotonous, pathetic dung-beetle!
I’ve met a lot of beasts in my time; but you would have to be the most morbidly deviant.
You think you are gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a wacky bore who drives me bloody crazy.
You are exceedingly hot-headed, boringly undependable and stupidly hopeless.
You are so presumptuous!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just an anal-junkie with no justification for existence.
Hell! The Prime Minister of Australia is such a babbler!
Go skydiving without a parachute you monkey-headed butt-head!
You’re so craven.
I can’t fucking believe how bleeding irredeemable you are!
Bloody hell. You are a selfish frigging bimbo.
What a mole you are.
You’re emotionally-retarded and deficient.
You’re a ridiculous, overweight failure.
It infuriates me that you are so unpardonably pea-brained.
Slimeball.
Darn! Grow a brain! What a fucking maladjusted, unprepossessing slag!
You are nothing but an immoral slut with no personality!
Aren’t you sick of being a foul-smelling, senseless, disreputable beast?
Fuck. What a retard!
Are you aware what a fuckup you are?
Fuck! You are so bleeding piteous. Talk about a fucking devolved butt-brain.
Everyone thinks you are a vulture.
Supercilious, hysterical, farcically racist anal-junkie!
Not only are you a dishonest prude, you are an execrable feral as well.
You’re boring me to tears, you lousy slagbag.
You are a gimp!
You’re a bit of a redneck, aren’t you?
Stop playing with yourself!
You are nothing but a bothersomely blabbering bludger!
You gross me out! Get lost you goddamn godforsaken wastrel!
Frigging hell. Bloody dishonest nutcase! Hell!
God. Go and get fucked.
You are an exasperating spoilsport! I hope you leave this planet!
Crap you annoy me, you depressing whore’s son!
Screw you!
Have you always been a sleasebag?
Please grow a brain!
Stop being such a vain madman.
What’s it like to be a bleeding abnormal, overindulgent, debauched jerk with a poor claim to being human?
Your friends are all conceited harlots too.
The Prime Minister of Australia really pisses me off! He is such a bloody smarmy con artist.
You’re a wacko, a deficient wacko.
Damn.
The President of the United States of America is a blabbering redneck!
You are so horrendously presumptuous that it infuriates me.
Why are you so grimy?
Bite me! How about you go drown yourself you loathsome pus-eater!
You farcically foul shrew. Hell! Why don’t you grow up!
The Prime Minister of Australia thinks he is somebody, but he’s just a bloody fiendish suckhole with no morals.
You are an anal-junkie. Go skydiving without a parachute.
I think you are as mad as a hatter!
You are a rottenly bird-brained whinger!
You are a parasitically detestable self-indulgent dreck.
Frigging hell! Why are you such a lousy no good troll?
You’re a ludicrously baneful harlot.
Admit it; you are a parasitical abomination, aren’t you?
You are a worm, a bug-eyed monkey and a repugnantly bizarre milksop.
Damn! You deviant numbskull!
Have you any idea how scandalously dog-ugly you are?
Shit. What a bloody brain-dead strumpet! Fuck you make me mad.
A pox on you, you insipid twat. You are so amoral.
Fuck! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all alcoholics too!
Why don’t you grow up you pig-ugly dunderhead!
You are fiendishly idiotic, ill-informed and devilishly pencil-dicked.
How about you go and jump in the lake you bumbling shit-eater.
Fucking oath! Make my day and stop bugging me! Oh my fucking God!
Fucking burdensome parasite, go to buggary!
I can’t work out if you are a monstrous runt or just a pig-ugly, pompous slob with the table manners of a pig.
Fuck me! You are so hypocritically ape-like.
Shabby freak, curse you!
I wish you would move to mars you mongrel.
I can’t believe how pathetically dishonourable you are.
Damn! You are so stiff-necked.
Darn! I hope you grow a brain.
You are a mutant, a bush pig, and a nonentity!
Bugger you, you objectionably malodorous, fatuously pretentious, obstinately unhygienic penny-pinching, simple-minded parasite.
Have you been told what an obnoxious sleasebag you are lately?
I wish Darryl would wake up to himself. He is such an animal.
Go away you pustulant ponce! Go away!
What a bloody worm-sniffer you are!
Oh my God. You are so insignificant.
Crap! What an ignoramus! You’re really starting to frigging bore me!
What a bleeding liar!
Go away!
I find you repellent you bloody small-minded unpardonable crackpot!
It shits me that you are so offensively iniquitous.
Fuck! I loathe you! What an immature shit-eater!
Crap you drive me frigging crazy.
You’re beastial and treacherous.
Crass punk!
Germ-ridden, dreary, implausibly pitiable hoodlum!
Are you aware what a maniac you are?
Drop dead. You’re so fucking inhuman.
Jumped up monkey.
Why don’t you stop being such a dreck!
You think you’re wonderful, but you’re just a bleeding irksome burbler that should have been drowned at birth.
You’re a bit of a faggot, aren’t you?
I’ve heard you are a demon-spawned douche-bag.
What a yokel! You are really starting to horrify me!
Mangy, unclean, dense, lousy screwball.
Everyone thinks you are a goon.
You are not just a haughty wacko; you are anal-retentive as well!
Up yours you bottom-lover! Fuck me. What a fucking fascist bottom-lover you are.
You are a pestilential monkey!
Please go somewhere else soon you burdensomely ape-like neurotic invertebrate!
You’re boring me, you objectionable harpy.
You are so goddamn perverted. Hell! Go play in traffic.
What an anus-witted bogan you are.
I suggest you stop pissing me off you feeble-minded butt-head!
Aren’t you sick of being a hog?
You are a babbler with a nasty smell. Stuff off.
You are grossing me out! Up yours you laughable harlot.
You are repetitious, sybaritic, unreliable, horrifying and conceited!
Your friends are all chronic masturbators too!
Bleeding rancid smartarse! Shut up.
Monkey. Up yours you unreliable monkey.
You are so parasitical. Fuck you, you licentiously parasitical goat.
You are unforgivably sordid, bizarrely brain-dead and degenerately horrendous.
What a hunchbacked wacko! I wish you would fuck off soon!
You would have to be the most degenerately barmy faeces-brain I have ever met.
What an infuriating waste of space! Bite me!
Go swim in sewage you bloody butt-head!
Nauseating dickhead, fuck you!
What a bloody tramp.
You are outrageously beastial! Get out of my sight!
You’re so mangy.
Bloody knob-gobbler!
Have you been told what a preposterous, brutish fuckwit from hell you are lately?
Get out of my goddamn sight you tactless cry-baby. You are so pathological!
Shit. Why are you so horrifically synthetic?
I find you to be puerile and intolerably dowdy!
Darn. How about you make my day and leave me alone!
Have I told you what a mutant you are lately?
Grow a brain! What a bigot.
You are a coward. Grow up!
Eat shit! Goddamn! You lazy ponce!
It sickens me that you are such a toadying gibbon.
Dog-ugly, obnoxious psychopath. That’s what you are; a fucking dog-ugly, obnoxious psychopath!
God! Make me happy and start using your brain. You are an insufferable dung-beetle.
Fuck! I detest you. What a hopeless dork!
Why are you so goddamn offensive?
You stinky zombie. Fuck. It’s about time for you to fuck right fucking off!
Fuck you repulse me!
You’re an unattractive fruitcake.
Are you aware what a vulture you are?
Hell! You are such a ruffian!
Oh my God. You are so pea-brained!
My oath. You are a shrewish, maniacal sow. I suggest you go play in traffic!
Hell! You’re a bloody impotent mutant.
Goddamn ponce, fuck off!
You are obviously an inadequate punk.
Ape-like bum! Stuff you!
I find your brother to be horrendous and woefully credulous!
Darn! What an obnoxious baboon! You’re really starting to fucking make me want to puke.
Damn. I wish you would leave me alone you pathologically dishonourable parasitical retard!
Stop being such a troublesome screwball!
What’s it like to be a misbegotten donkey-face with stupid frigging ideas?
I wish you’d never been born you prick!
You are nothing but an outlandishly ghoulish pervert!
You ill-informed arsehole! Oh my fucking God!
You are totally insulting. What an imbecilic, treacherous, deplorable jerk!
I’ve never met such a mindlessly vacuous whore.
You are a dog-sucker, a coward and a disturbingly screwy skuz-bucket!
God!
You better go bury your head in a bucket you feeble-minded screw-up.
Satanic, revolting mutant!
I’ve met a lot of bloody loathsome, fatuous goats in my time; but you would have to be the most flea-bitten.
Jesus Christ. You low-life! I fucking hate you! Crawl back into the swamp you came from.
Shit you bore me to tears! You are such a skanky warmonger!
Go away. You inanely ape-like dunce. Get lost.
What a devious liar! You are really starting to disgust me!
My God. You and your friends are all hags.
Admit it; you are an ape, aren’t you?
It makes me want to puke that you are so maniacally scandalous.
What a lying bogan you are.
Do you enjoy being a slag that belongs in a loony bin?
Fuck! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so corrupt.
Your whole fucking family are motherfuckers.
I think you are as thick as a brick!
You’re a boringly dreary hermaphrodite.
How come you’re such a frigging fool?
Shit! You are a nauseatingly aberrant bloody clown.
You are a goat.
Crap! Make my day and go away and leave me alone!
Woeful mutant, drop dead!
Fucking oath! Why are you so feeble-minded?
You better fuck off.
You are infuriating me! Stuff you, you congenitally-clueless, putrid swindler!
Your friends are all frigging dorks too.
You are revoltingly stinking, ludicrously brainless and primitive.
Everybody I know agrees that you are an insane fuckup!
Whore-monger.
Damn. You depraved pig!
Everyone thinks you are a bloody futile faggot.
Aren’t you sick of being a v d ridden spoilsport?
Have you always been a bloody swine?
I think you are a whorish pus-bucket with saggy tits!
Go away you come-junkie.
You’re a whore-monger. Why don’t you get your head out of your bloody arse?
Get your head out of your arse you jumped up monkey.
You are so foully burdensome! I am sickened by you!
Bugger you, dick-breath!
Have I told you what a hell-hag you are lately?
Frigging hell! You’re so bizarre!
Shit. What a fucking banal yobbo! Bloody hell you piss me off.
It irritates me that you are such a lazy suckhole.
Damn you, you dismally monotonous sluggard! Oh my fucking God! Please fuck off.
By fuck! What a pervert.
Smartarse!
You’re so lousy.
Make me happy and start using your bloody brain you obscene disappointing pig!
You make me sick. Bite my arse you fucking leech!
I hope you leave me alone you parasite.
Hell! What a dolt. Go to hell.
You would have to be the most ludicrously sleazy dork I have ever met.
Soulless pus-bucket!
You’re a bit of a twit, aren’t you?
You are a dreck, a lecher, and a pariah.
Frigging hell! You are so arrogant!
I think you are the dowdiest deviant in the entire bloody universe!
You are totally bloody irksome. What a dishonest, witless, soulless, prudish, sleazy cry-baby.
Stop being such a cantankerous fuckhead.
Fuck you, you fucking pig-dog! You are so juvenile.
Get a life. What a hideous fuckwit!
Fuck! Grow up! Fuck. You bandy-legged psychopath.
Hell. You are so bloody craven. Talk about a hysterical cow.
What a fucking nonentity you are.
Fuck! Go fuck yourself!
Why are you so feculent?
How about you go and look in the mirror!
Fuck you, you barbarous, fucked up baboon! Fuck! What an irksomely vulgar barbarous, fucked up baboon you are!
Hell! Go and get fucked!
The only fucking thing for you to do is pull your finger out.
God you irritate me. You are such a bloody bug-eyed kill-joy.
Fuck off! You intolerable dreck. Go away.
Do us all a favour and go and look in the mirror. Talk about a small-minded moron.
Not only are you a second-rate prude, you are a hick as well.
You’re an aberrant bimbo.
Damn! I hope you leave soon!
Frigging hell. You’re a stingy, toadying numbskull.
You are as ugly as a hatful of arseholes you mutant, abhorrent prude!
Are you aware what a bungler you are?
I’ve never met such a corruptly inconsiderate drunkard.
You’re a nauseatingly yellow-toothed dreck.
Grow up you obese dork! You better grow up!
God! You and your friends are all smartarses!
I’ve heard you are a tactless, nasty, ill-mannered fanatic.
You bore me! Up yours.
Dweeb, shut up!
Shit. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so worthlessly depressing!
Get your head out of your arse you bloody bizarre, embarrassing kill-joy!
You are so maniacally abysmal that it appalls me.
Grow up! I can’t bloody believe what a hideous, prudish, disreputable, gormless douche-bag you are!
You are dastardly, pathetic, clueless, disloyal and horrific!
You are an abhorrent, obscene, absurd idiot!
Frigging grossly dirty swindler! You are so goddamn tiresomely childish. Wake up to yourself.
You are a hysterically foolish cretin.
God. I am repelled by you! What a dismally soulless slob.
What a cow-featured oaf.
I can’t bleeding believe how unpleasant you are!
Drat you annoy me!
You are a retard, a bantam-brained retard.
Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately?
My God!
You’re foolish and loathsome.
Your friends are all pus-buckets too.
Fucking disturbingly flatulent con artist! Bite me!
Oh my God! You anal-retentive, maniacal goat! Why don’t you sit on a pineapple.
Prick!
You are not just a cold-hearted wastrel; you are degenerately cranky as well.
Drat! I have had about enough of you. What a snot-miner!
What a feeble-minded baboon. You are really starting to disgust me!
Damn. Were you born this immature?
You are a dim-witted seedy hillbilly who doesn’t give a shit about the environment.
I think you are the most exasperating milksop in the entire universe.
Everyone thinks you are a beastly maggot.
I think you are a greedy-guts with disgusting habits!
Have you been told what a screw-up you are lately?
Bloody hell. You satyr. Bloody hell! Make me happy and go away forever.
I really dislike your father! He is such a revolting clown!
It gives me the creeps that you are so depressingly narrow-minded.
Your whole family are babblers.
Damn you, you fucking childish maggot! Fuck off!
I find you to be moronically misbegotten and sickeningly pathetic!
You are a numbskull. Get out of here.
You are totally bird-brained. What a slimeball!
Crap! Do us all a favour and wake up to yourself you goddamn debauched fraud.
Oh my God! Why are you so clueless?
What a demon-spawned cry-baby you are.
Not only are you a dense, lily-livered, lying idiot, you are a pest as well.
Shit! What a screwy reject.
Go bury your head in a bucket you bungler.
Bite me! What a pimp!
How come you’re such a pathetic sack of shit?
Bollocks. Please go away forever!
You are a chronic masturbator. I suggest you crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a maladjusted chickenhead.
I’ve met a lot of slags in my time; but you would have to be the most corrupt.
You are obviously a miscreant with no common sense at all.
Gibbon!
I’m intelligent, but you’re just a drip.
Fuck right off you mad whore’s son!
Damn. Darryl is so diabolically two-faced.
Make my day and go back to hell!
Crap! You are a crazy dolt. Crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a bit of a spoilsport, aren’t you?
You would have to be the most mannerless imbecile I have ever met.
You are an exceedingly shameful tactless runt.
What a whore. Drop dead!
My God. How about you make my day and stop wasting my time. You are a dickhead with no justification for existence!
Fucking gimp. How about you make my goddamn day and leave this planet.
Have you always been a son of a bitch?
Have you any idea how maladjusted you are?
I can’t believe how sub-human you are.
The only thing for you to do is fuck up and die.
You disgust me. Fuck off you fucking insulting dolt!
Frigging lacklustre pinhead.
You’re so pitiful.
You are so obstinately sexist! I loathe you!
I’ve never met such an exasperatingly malodorous nobody.
Shrewish. You are so fucking shrewish!
What’s it like to be a tramp with a bad bloody attitude?
Bloody hell! How bloody woefully spineless are you! Stuff you.
Offensive, idiotic, mindless parasite!
Suck shit! You’re so anal-retentive.
Soulless, depraved deviate!
I wish you would hold your breath for ten minutes or so you diseased, devious, pig-ugly sluggard.
Have I told you what a redneck you are lately?
Drat! What a fiend. Bloody hell!
I don’t think we can be friends you farcical hick. Bloody hell. Damn you!
I think you are a bloody criminal with an ugly head!

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Woe to the Warmongers

The following phrases were randomly generated by a computer program I wrote called abuse. I shelved it whenĀ IĀ realised it could beĀ used for evil,Ā but it’s a joke, really.

Sinister, dishonest, sordidly babbling warmonger.
You are obviously a warmongering idiotĀ who fucks up everything he touches.
It makes me angry that you are such a lily-livered, warmongering, gullible zombie.
Warmonger.
You are as mad as a hatter you warmonger!
You are nothing but a warmonger that belongs in a loony bin!
Get fucked. What a warmongering skuz-bucket.
I’m smart, but you’re just a bloody warmongering mole with no future.
Frigging hell! You infantile warmonger.
I think you are the most dreary warmonger in the entire universe!
You think you’re somebody, but you’re just a fucking barking-mad warmonger with stinky feet.
Stop being such a warmongering cuckoo!
You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a repulsive warmonger who drives me crazy.
Frigging warmonger.
You warmongering swindler! God.
The Prime Minister of Australia is a warmongering whore’s son!
You are as smelly as a skunk you warmongering bimbo.
What a warmonger. Make me happy and fuck off soon.
You are a bloody warmongering, immoral wacko.
You are a rat, a jerk, and a warmonger!
By Christ. Your brother is such a dreadful warmonger!
Frigging hell! What a brainless warmonger. Shut up.
You are a warmonger, a barking-mad warmonger.
You’re a bit of a warmonger, aren’t you?
What a dense warmonger!
Warmongering, gutless rotter!
I hope you spontaneously combust you awful, congenitally-clueless, despicable warmonger.
What a fugly warmonger you are.
You are obviously a germ-ridden warmonger.
You are not just a sinister, warmongering, infantile monster; you are feculently cantankerous as well!
Oh my God! You’re a warmonger!
Everybody I know agrees that you are a loony warmonger that disgusts me.
What a warmongering invertebrate! I hope you fuck off soon.
You get on my fucking nerves! Shut up you fucking warmonger!
You are a sub-human junkie, a sottish wacko and a stupid warmonger.
What a warmonger. You are really starting to give me the goddamn creeps.
Aren’t you sick of being an unreliable warmonger?
I’ve met a lot of excremental, exasperating, insignificant warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most evil-looking.
Hell! You warmongering slut!
How come you’re such a farcical, treacherous warmonger?
By fuck. The only thing for you to do is grow up you bleeding warmonger!
You are a fucking cut-price, warmongering fuckup.
You are a useless warmonger, an offensive idiot and a sordidly petty untrustworthy hypocrite in need of a face-lift!
Damn! I don’t like you at all. What an indecent warmonger!
Make my day and leave soon you tight-arsed dog-ugly warmonger!
Hell you piss me off. You are such a mother-fucking, devious warmonger!
What a woeful warmonger! I hope you leave me alone.
Not only are you a warmongering pawn, you are a fleabag as well.
Aren’t you sick of being a warmongering burbler?
I’m brilliant, but you’re just a seedy, sub-human warmonger from hell.
Get out of my fucking sight. Bloody oath. You warmongering slagbag.
Warmonger!
You are obviously a witless, shrewish warmonger.
Damn. I am fed up with you! What an objectionable warmonger!
Go away! What a penny-pinching warmonger!
Bite me you bogus, deceitful warmonger!
Your friends are all warmongering, stingy philistines too!
I’ve heard you are a warmongering nonentity.
Damn. Why are you such an aggravating warmonger?
You are a parasitical warmonger. Drop dead!
You think you’re fucking gifted, but you’re just a soulless warmonger.
You think you are bleeding gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a warmongering, small-minded, absurd, weird turkey-lover who bores me to tears.
Hell! What an evil-minded warmonger! You’re really starting to fucking repulse me.
Damn! What a devilish warmonger!
God. You and your friends are all dissolute warmongers!
Damn you! What a bizarre warmonger!
Get a life you bloody callous warmonger! You really give me the creeps!
I think you are an unkempt warmonger with no future.
I think you are the most unimportant warmonger in the entire universe!
How come you’re such a warmongering worm-molester?
God! You are a degenerate warmonger. The only thing for you to do is stop fucking pissing me off.
Second-rate, juvenile warmonger!
You are a disreputable warmonger!
Have I told you what a warmonger you are lately?
I loathe you, you morbid, nasty, subnormal, feral, troublesome warmonger!
You are an unimaginative, dodgy cuckoo, a suckhole and a banefully dismal warmongering eunuch who would fuck anything with a hole in it!
Bloody hell! What a fucking warmongering nonentity. Get fucked!
What’s it like to be an abnormal warmonger who hasn’t got a clue?
Shit! You dishonourable warmonger!
You feeble-minded warmonger! Fuck!
Demented warmonger!
Penny-pinching, cut-price, embittered warmonger!
What a warmongering alcoholic you are.
Weak-willed, childish warmonger, fuck off.
Wake up you cynical, subnormal, awful, bovine warmonger!
You ungainly warmonger. Bloody oath. Why don’t you wake up to yourself!
My goddamn oath. You are the most appallingly devolved warmonger on this planet.
I’ve heard you are a bloody warmongering pus-lover.
You are annoying me. Go to hell you warmongering punk.
Bloody detestably belligerent warmonger! Go to hell.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a warmongering monkey!
I can’t work out if you are a common, warmongering warmonger or just a goat-fetishist.
Do you enjoy being a warmonger with no future?
You are as smelly as a skunk you fucking pus-molesting warmonger!
Fuck off you perverted, abnormally ungainly, dreadfully smelly warmonger!
Shut up. I can’t believe what an unkempt warmonger you are!
Aren’t you sick of being a neurotic warmonger?
Frigging hell! Bloody warmonger! Bloody hell!
Admit it; you are a fucking blood-sucking warmonger, aren’t you?
How come you’re such a warmonger?
Have you been told what an unbearable warmonger you are lately?
Two-faced warmonger, go away!
What a fucking warmonger.
Grow a brain you mutant warmonger.
I’m brilliant, but you’re just a bloody warmonger with no common sense at all.
You are totally inbred. What a warmongering, unreasonable warmonger.
What a soulless warmonger! I wish you would grow a bleeding brain.
Warmongering philanderer!
Darryl really horrifies me! He is such a warmongering jumped up monkey.
Crap! You are such an empty-headed, syphilitic, mannerless, wacky warmonger.
You are an incompetent moron, a warmongering invertebrate and an irrelevant numbskull!
You’re a warmonger.
You are not just a fucking parasitical warmonger; you are vulgarly emotionally-retarded as well.
Have I told you what a warmonger you are lately?
Not only are you a gullible kill-joy, you are a warmongering dunce as well!
You are a warmonger, an unscrupulous warmonger.
I suggest you start making some sense you crazy warmonger.
Bloody hell. You warmonger!
You better go play in traffic! Talk about an evil warmonger!
Your friends are all inferior, fickle, wrong-headed warmongers too!
You are a runt, an ape, and a warmonger!
Goddamn warmonger!
You’re making me angry, you gutless warmonger.
Darn! What a sexist warmonger.
You are a doltish, warmongering, blood-sucking ape, an outlandish halfwit and a malicious feculent, weird, demon-spawned heifer with a bad attitude!
I’m goddamn wonderful, but you’re just a bleeding disrespectful, cut-price warmonger with stinky feet.
Bloody hell you make me want to puke. You are such a warmongering, ignominious redneck!
You warmonger. Fuck.
Unjustifiable, juvenile warmonger. That’s what your sister is; a goddamn unjustifiable, juvenile warmonger.
Fucking oath! You are such a warmonger!
Aren’t you sick of being a warmongering turkey?
Damn! You’re a warmonger!
You think you’re wise, but you’re just a worthless warmonger in need of a major attitude re-adjustment.
Your friends are all bantam-brained warmongers too.
You are a warmonger, a shameful warmonger.
You’re a pathetic warmonger.
Go to buggary. Crap! You bloody horrific warmonger!
It makes me fucking sick that you are such a warmongering, soulless slapper.
God you shit me. You are such a selfish warmonger.
Damn! I hate you! What a treacherous warmonger.
Have I told you what a warmonger you are lately?
You are nothing but a snivelling warmonger.
Not only are you an excremental git, you are a piteous, friendless warmonger as well.
You’re making me mad, you bloody inane warmonger.
I’ve met a lot of monotonous warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most abominably bogus.
Darn. You wacky, terrible warmonger.
I am horrorstruck by you, you warmonger. Oh my God! Stop bugging me!
I’ve never met such a completely ignoble warmonger.
Goatish warmonger.
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
Your friends are all maniacal warmongers too.
Up yours! What a tactless warmonger.
Fuck off you devious warmonger!
Have you always been a warmonger?
You are a warmonger, a satyr, and a hick.
You are as mad as a fucking hatter you bleeding warmonger!
God! You fucking warmongering snob. The only thing for you to do is go and look in the mirror!
Darn! Why are you such a cretinous, crazy warmonger?
You irritate me! Go away you fucking inbred warmonger!
What a warmonger! You are really starting to upset me!
Shit. You are such an unkempt, stupid, rotten warmonger.
Crap. You parasitical warmonger. I am horrorstruck by you! Grow up.
Warmonger.
You are an intrusive warmonger with the table manners of a pig. Make me happy and stop wasting my time.
You are a warmonger, a goon, and a dog.
My oath! What a revolting warmonger! You’re really starting to bleeding make me sick!
You are totally brain-dead. What a warmongering snot-miner!
Crap! You outrageously stinking warmonger.
You are nothing but a pretentious, screwy warmonger with stinky feet!
What a bloody stupid warmonger you are!
You are upsetting me! Go and get fucked you heartless warmonger!
Grow a brain you aggravating warmonger!
Christ! Why are you such a shabby, diseased, warmongering, insipid wanker?
You are a warmonger, a horrid warmonger.
You are a pathological warmonger!
Fuck you! I can’t fucking believe what a fetid warmonger you are.
Bloody unattractive warmonger!
What a warmongering, absurd low-life! Please go away and leave me alone.
You are a devilishly nasty warmongering twit with no common sense at all.
How come you’re such a warmongering nonentity?
You’re a warmonger.
You are an indecently depraved bigoted warmonger!
Shit! You warmongering ponce!
I’m brilliant, but you’re just a warmonger who belongs in a fucking freak show.
You are a backward smartarse, a dung-sniffing warmonger and a toffee-nosed coward.
Drop dead you warmonger!
Not only are you a greasy bush pig, you are a warmonger as well!
You’re a bothersome warmonger who frightens small children. Why don’t you pull your bleeding finger out?
Stop being such a lousy warmonger.
Fucking obstinately doltish warmonger. Stuff off.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a warmongering schmuck with hideous halitosis.
Fuck off. Start making some sense you goddamn screwy, warmongering, flea-bitten gimp.
You are a dingbat, a skuz-bucket, and a warmonger.
Oh my God! I find you offensive. What a degenerately indefensible warmonger!
You are a warmonger!
Stuff you! I can’t believe what a presumptuous, warmongering bum you are.
You are nothing but a disturbingly daft warmonger!
Crap! What a lacklustre warmonger. Fucking hell!
Frigging hell! You warmonger! I wish you would die! The only thing for you to do is bugger off!
How come you’re such a juvenile warmonger?
You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just an intolerable warmonger who bores me to tears.
Christ! What a barbarously despicable warmonger. Fucking oath! Fuck off.
What’s it like to be a warmonger?
Darryl really fucking annoys me. He is such a warmonger!
Stop being such a fetid warmonger!
Have you always been a warmonger?
Fuck me! You greedy warmonger! It’s about time for you to go and jump in the lake!
Hell! Why are you such a goddamn warmonger?
You are a craven reprehensible, lying warmonger with a brain the size of a walnut.
Your whole family are wretched warmongers!
Eat my bloody shorts. Damn! You bloody bigoted warmonger!
You’re a fucking warmonger from the infernal realms. Why don’t you go swim with some sharks?
You’re getting on my nerves, you inane warmonger.
Warmongering bastard!
I find you revolting you frigging doltish inbred warmonger!
Go away you warmongering gimp!
You are nothing but a warmongering fraud whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away.
Have you been told what a bleeding greasy warmonger you are lately?
Not only are you a blathering butt-head, you are a warmonger as well!
Frigging hell. Make me happy and go away and leave me alone you bleeding beastial tasteless warmonger.
How about you go swim in sewage! My God. You are a warmonger!
Do you enjoy being an unkempt, warmongering halfwit who frightens small children?
You are an irritatingly uncouth warmongering waste of space.
Warmonger!
Fuck! You frightfully chicken-hearted troublesome warmonger!
Warmongering scab!
Your friends are all warmongers too.
You’re an inhumanly gormless warmonger.
I can’t work out if you are a warmonger or just a lout.
Your mum is a dishonest warmonger!
You are nothing but a heartless, distasteful, warmongering, irrational fucknuckle from the infernal realms.
You are shitting me. Piss off you bloody ignominious warmonger.
I’m attractive, but you’re just a warmonger with a nasty smell.
It shits me that you are such a warmonger.
Everyone thinks you are an obstinate warmonger.
You’re boring me to tears, you tactless warmonger.
I’ve never met such a banal warmonger.
Fuck you make me mad, you smelly, priggish warmonger!
Admit it; you are a warmonger, aren’t you?
You warmonger. Damn.
You are a distasteful psychopath, a warmongering, common, butt-sucking infidel and an anomalistically sleazy throwback who everyone spits on!
Not only are you an infidel, you are a warmongering warmonger as well!
You are so intolerable. Drop fucking dead you intolerable warmonger.
Lecherous warmonger. That’s what you are; a goddamn lecherous warmonger!
How come you’re such a fucking diseased warmonger?
You’re a warmonger, a mulish warmonger.
Everyone thinks you are a warmonger.
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a warmongering rat who repulses me.
You are a swine, a shrew, and a warmonger.
I am fed up with you, you warmongering bungler!
Pull your finger out you psychotic, malingering, feral, cynical warmonger!
Why don’t you stop being such a warmonger!
You are nothing but a warmongering douche-bag with hideous halitosis.
I dislike you, you bloody frustrating warmonger!
You are not just a warmongering swine; you are farcically wrong-headed as well!
It fucking annoys me that you are such a warmonger.
Your friends are all shrewish warmongers too!
How come you’re such a haughty warmonger?
Perverse, shameful, morbid, reptilian warmonger, stuff off!
You are a daft necrophiliac, a nutty Neanderthal and a pathetically mediocre warmonger.
Stuff off! What a synthetic warmonger!
Admit it; you are a warmonger, aren’t you?
You’re a warmonger, an odious warmonger.
What a bleeding warmonger!
Fuck! You irrationally tight-arsed warmonger!
Have you been told what a warmonger you are lately?
Get out of my sight! Shit! You dopey warmonger!
Stop being such a wrong-headed, warmongering, lowly, penny-pinching, detestable, grotesque sow!
I find you revolting you camel-sucking warmonger.
Your whole family are hunchbacked warmongers!
By Christ. You warmonger! I am getting sick of you! You better wake up and smell the roses!
What a fucking foolhardy warmonger you are!
Fuck. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all warmongers too!
Have I told you what a warmonger you are lately?
I’ve met a lot of ludicrous warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most wrong-headed.
Darryl is a bleeding gormless warmonger.
What a vacuous warmonger!
Bleeding warmongering psychopath! I am sickened by you. Make me happy and leave this planet!
Damn! You’re a warmonger!
You are an unendurably imbecilic cynical warmonger who is stuck in the past.
Make me happy and go away forever you ineffectual warmonger!
Goddamn! Why are you such a lily-livered warmonger?
I can’t work out if you are a troll or just a warmonger with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil.
You warmonger! Fuck.
Why don’t you stop being such a warmonger.
What a bleeding warmonger!
You are a pansy, a fuckup, and a warmonger.
What an inconsiderate warmonger!
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
You would have to be the most feral warmonger I have ever met.
Have you always been a warmonger?
I think you are the most nauseatingly irrelevant warmonger in the entire universe.
You are a warmongering con artist, a gibbon and a laughably grubby harpy.
You’re a warmongering, dreary faeces-eater. Why don’t you go swim in sewage?
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a rancid, warmongering coward who exasperates me.
Why don’t you stop being such a warmonger.
It disgusts me that you are such a warmongering dickwad.
Bite me you fucking cantankerous warmonger! You really exasperate me!
Why don’t you piss off you warmongering punk!
What a satanic warmonger. Please leave this planet.
You are obviously a warmongering knob with the sex appeal of a dead slug.
You think you’re wise, but you’re just a sycophantic, warmongering, peculiar bludger who should be locked up.
You are so congenitally-clueless. Eat my shorts you frightfully congenitally-clueless warmonger.
You are nothing but a warmongering bungler.
I’ve never met such an abhorrently disrespectful warmonger.
Fuck you, you intrusive, shamefully dorky, unreasonably futile pig-ugly warmonger!
Aren’t you sick of being a warmonger?
You would have to be the most unprepossessingly obstinate warmonger I have ever met.
I find you offensive you warmonger. Crap! Bite me.
What a stingy, two-faced warmonger! I wish you would go fuck yourself!
I think you are a warmongering, scruffy-looking piece of shit in need of a haircut.
Your whole family are warmongering alcoholics!
Stop being such a fucking warmongering, foolhardy nobody!
Do you enjoy being a warmonger who should have stayed in the trees with all the other bloody monkeys?
My God. Why are you such a bovine, cruel warmonger?
You are a warmonger.
Pull your finger out! Talk about a warmongering cretin!
Everybody I know agrees that you are a warmonger that should have been drowned at birth.
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
Aren’t you sick of being a warmongering jerk?
How about you make my day and move to mars you cunt-sniffing warmonger!
You are nothing but a dismal warmonger with no common sense at all!
Drop dead you wretched, unpleasantly lily-livered, horrifically abnormal warmongering, execrable miscreant!
You are not just a warmongering nazi; you are fucking farcical as well!
Your friends are all goddamn crazy warmongers too.
Arsehole-witted warmonger!
You make me want to puke. Shut the fuck up you bloody warmongering, dorky ponce!
What’s it like to be a fucking warmonger with a big nose?
You are a warmongering dullard!
You are an unreasonably snivelling warmonger who doesn’t give a shit about the environment.
Have you always been a warmonger?
You warmongering son of a bitch! God!
I’ve met a lot of warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most repellently foolhardy.
You’re a bit of a warmonger, aren’t you?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a decrepit, warmongering infidel who belongs in a kennel.
Your mum really makes me fucking mad! She is such a warmonger!
You’re a deplorably germ-ridden warmonger.
Oh my God! Bloody fetid warmonger. Hell.
Damn! You warmonger. Bloody oath! Make my day and start using your brain!
Hell! You deformed, loony, uncivilised warmonger. Go and get fucked!
Hypocritical warmonger!
You are a warmonger. Wake up and smell the roses!
I’ve never met such an appallingly miserly warmonger.
Do us all a favour and stop playing with yourself! Talk about a warmongering arsehole!
Shit! You’re a toadying, overindulgent, sordid, pig-headed warmonger.
Hell. Please fuck off! You are a warmongering cry-baby!
What a warmonger you are.
What a bizarre, warmongering satyr!
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a warmongering, abominable pest who makes me mad.
Crap. How about you shut up you frigging warmonger.
I’m amazing, but you’re just a warmonger.
You are nothing but an egocentric, annoying warmonger.
You are a wanker, a megalomaniac, and a warmonger.
You are a warmonger! Shut up.
I can’t work out if you are a pesky, creepy warmonger or just a hick.
Stop being such a warmonger!
I hate your guts you anal-retentive warmonger!
Darryl is the most gormless malodorous, loopy warmonger I have ever met.
Hell. I hold you in contempt! What a warmonger!
You are an infuriating, warmongering rotter! I wish you would stop bugging me.
Crap! Why are you such a fucking ape-like warmonger?
I’ve met a lot of warmongering turd burglars in my time; but you would have to be the most deplorably scandalous.
Iniquitous warmonger. That’s what you are; a bloody iniquitous warmonger!
Utter warmonger!
You are a warmongering mole. It’s about goddamn time for you to piss off!
You’re a barking-mad warmonger.
Damn! You warmonger! I am horrorstruck by you. The only thing for you to do is go away!
You cunt-headed warmonger! Fuck!
I hate you, you fucking insane syphilitic warmonger.
You are a barbarously disreputable warmongering, cold-hearted, unhygienic, tasteless dweeb.
Skanky warmonger, eat my shorts.
What’s it like to be an unhygienic warmonger who sickens people?
Fucking hell. Fucking unseemly warmonger! Hell.
Deformed warmonger!
Jesus! What a pathetic, ineffective warmonger.
Warmonger, up yours.
You are a deficient bimbo, a slime-bag and an inhumanly two-faced warmonger.
Curse you, you intolerably horrendous, inhumanly gibbering, cantankerous gutless, boring warmonger.
Go swim in sewage you debauched warmonger.
Drat you give me the shits. You are such a sinister warmonger!
You are so ugly. Drop dead you boringly ugly warmonger.
Why don’t you stop being such a warmonger.
You think you are interesting don’t you? Well; you’re just a burdensome, frustrating, warmongering failure who repulses me.
Not only are you a fuckwit from hell, you are a warmongering, freakish, callous bush pig as well.
Please go away forever. Fuck. What a fuckwitted warmonger you are!
Curse you, you warmongering wretch.
Fuck. You are an abhorrently atrocious fucking warmonger.
Up yours you fascist warmonger! Hell! What a frustrating fascist warmonger you are.
Go skydiving without a parachute you warmonger.
What a farcical warmonger! Get lost.
You are a warmonger, a fickle warmonger.
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
What a wretched warmonger! Please grow a brain!
You pig-headed, pretentious warmonger. My God!
Hell you make me angry, you warmongering dung-beetle!
You’re a warmonger.
Your whole family are insane warmongers!
You bore me to tears! Bugger you, you bloody slothful warmonger!
Fuck you annoy me! You are such a black-hearted warmonger.
Your friends are all warmongering harridans too!
You are a warmonger, a heartless warmonger.
How come you’re such an atrocious warmonger?
Have you always been a warmonger?
You are a wacky warmonger. Drop dead!
Sod off you bumbling warmonger! Go away.
You’re getting on my nerves, you piteous warmonger.
I wish you would leave me alone. God! What a moronic warmonger you are.
What a dirty, dastardly warmonger! I wish you would leave me alone.
You’re a bit of a warmonger, aren’t you?
Curse you, you demented, warmongering cockhead! Fuck off!
Darn! You are such a warmongering slob.
Warmonger.
Damn! You warmongering nazi!
You are a ridiculously ugly warmongering wretch!
You are a bum-sniffer, a warmonger, and a bludger!
Your whole family are warmongers!
My oath! I am getting sick of you. What a bloody reptilian warmonger.
You’re an unforgivable warmonger.
Aren’t you sick of being a warmongering dunderhead?
You are an infantile evil-looking warmonger.
Fuck. How about you make my day and grow a brain you superciliously repulsive smelly warmonger.
Stuff you, you scandalous, warmongering, exasperating hick!
What’s it like to be a warmonger spawned forth from an essence of purest evil?
My fucking God! You and your friends are all ugly fucking, warmongering slobs.
It’s about time for you to go bury your head in a bucket you warmongering babbler.
Go away you warmongering, reprehensible dweeb!
Decrepit warmonger, drop dead.
Drat! You are such a warmongering, empty-headed sow.
Do you enjoy being a warmonger?
You would have to be the most wretchedly foolhardy warmonger I have ever frigging met.
Synthetic, miserly, warmongering, terrible fool.
Aren’t you sick of being a dreadful warmonger?
What an appalling warmonger!
The President of the United States of America is a mediocre warmonger.
Wrong-headed warmonger.
Hell! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all warmongers too!
What a camel-worshipping warmonger! Make me happy and go away and leave me alone.
You are obviously a bovine warmonger with bad complexion.
Go to hell you warmonger. Fuck me! What a fucking feculently nasty warmonger you are.
How come you’re such a warmonger?
You think you’re all knowing, but you’re just a fucking childish warmonger who has totally lost the plot.
You’re a warmonger. Why don’t you go swim in sewage?
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
Not only are you a warmonger, you are a dismal, mangy, thoughtless, exasperating mutant as well.
Damn you, you exasperating warmonger. Eat shit and die!
You are a frightful warmonger, a eunuch and an insultingly two-faced dung-beetle.
Get fucked you fucking two-faced warmonger. By fuck! Please fuck off.
You would have to be the most dodgy warmonger I have ever met.
Hell. What a bloody warmongering junkie! Shit you horrify me!
You are infuriating me. Damn you, you bandy-legged, lowly, decrepit, misbegotten, warmongering toss-pot!
Go fuck yourself you fucking warmonger.
You are a warmongering, posturing goon who should be locked up! Make my day and go fuck yourself.
What’s it like to be a deformed warmonger?
You better go and get fucked you aggravating warmonger.
You are a bumbling fascist warmonger who sickens people.
The most barmy warmonger I know would have to be Darryl.
You are nothing but a scatter-brained warmonger in need of a haircut.
You are a flea-bitten nutty warmonger with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
Loony, slimy warmonger.
Not only are you a slimeball, you are a cynical, v d ridden warmonger as well.
You are a bogus warmonger in need of major cosmetic surgery! Grow a brain!
God! You and your friends are all warmongers.
Go to bloody hell you goddamn warmongering halfwit! You really exasperate me.
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a warmonger who drives me crazy.
Everyone thinks you are a belligerent, wicked, repetitious, warmongering chickenhead.
You’re horrifying me, you lily-livered warmonger.
I think you are a syphilitic warmonger who everyone spits on.
You’re a bit of a warmonger, aren’t you?
You are a grimy, warmongering tit-brain!
You better stop goddamn pissing me off you warmongering pimp!
You are totally mannerless. What a satanic warmonger!
What a warmonger!
You are a fleabag, a pretentious bludger and a perversely unimportant warmonger.
You are nothing but an incorrigibly hysterical warmonger.
I’ve heard you are a brutish warmonger.
You are a warmonger with a substandard intellect! How about you make my day and spontaneously combust.
Are you aware what a warmonger you are?
Up yours you warmonger! You are so outlandish!
Pathetic warmonger, get lost.
How come you’re such a small-minded warmonger?
Your father is the most monstrously witless obscene warmonger I have ever met.
Shit! What a goddamn warmongering babbler. Damn!
I think you are the most scandalously ridiculous warmonger in the entire universe.
Sit on a pineapple. Talk about a warmonger.
Crap. Wake up and smell the roses you bleeding warmonger.
Why don’t you wake up and smell the goddamn roses you warmonger.
Have you always been a warmonger?
Not only are you a skank, you are a warmonger as well!
You’re a warmongering, animalistic whore’s son.
Do you enjoy being a vile warmonger?
Get out of here you goddamn warmonger!
Warmongering, boarish anal-junkie!
Warmonger.
What a vile warmonger! How about you make my day and grow a brain!
Grow a brain you warmongering, egotistical prude!
I’ve met a lot of rotten warmongers in my time; but you would have to be the most detestably temperamental.
You are a debauched loopy warmonger.
You’re a warmongering, servile, amoral slagbag with a face like a baboon’s arse. Why don’t you go and get fucked?
Your father really exasperates me! He is such a warmongering, inept butt-head!
You think you’re intelligent, but you’re just a satanic, unregenerate warmonger who everyone laughs at.

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Output from my random insult generator, part 6

In case it’s not clear from the title, all the following phrases were randomly generated by a computer program I wrote.

You are appalling me! Make yourself scarce you hell-hag!
You are a dweeb that belongs in a loony bin. Get lost!
You’re a satyr. Why don’t you go away?
Your whole family are inept laughingstocks!
What a miserly mole you are.
Go away. You’re so abysmal.
What a blathering low-life!
You are so bloody parasitical. Go to hell you parasitical bungler.
You are an obscenely grubby pinhead.
Goddamn gibbon!
Why are you so goddamn atrocious?
Dickhead, sod off.
What’s it like to be a skuz-bucket that no sane woman would touch with a bargepole?
I can’t work out if you are a harridan or just a chickenhead with hideous halitosis.
You are exceedingly repetitious, lamentably parasitical and ghoulish.
You are obviously a self-important, presumptuous deviant.
Bollocks. You synthetic twerp!
You are so vain that it gives me the shits.
Your father is an unhygienic waste of space!
You are totally insufferable. What a throwback.
I suggest you go and look in the mirror you nutty heifer.
Damn! Were you born this mongulated?
Have I told you what an idiot your fucking grandma is lately?
Pull your finger out! Talk about a bum!
Oh my fucking God! Go and jump in the lake you bloody penis-faced slapper!
Senseless whore-monger, bite me!
You are nothing but an unscrupulous reject who hasn’t got a clue!
Stuff you, you horrible, hysterically dishonest, lowly infantile scumbag.
Fuck off. What an obnoxious dickwad!
You’re unscrupulous and atavistic.
You are as stubborn as a bloody mule you bloody pain in the arse!
I think your mother is a dissipated dung-beetle.
Grow up you bloody sleasebag! You really exasperate me!
You inadequate dreck. Darn.
Your friends are all fucking bastards too!
Stop being such a nutcase!
I’m wise, but you’re just a racist deviate.
God! I wish you would leave soon! Shit.
You’re nauseating me, you deficient crackpot.
You are so fucking ignorant.
Hell. You are such a dung-beetle.
I am getting the fucking shits with you, you diabolical, decrepit, synthetic bicycle seat sniffer.
What a goddamn disrespectful maniac you are!
I think you are a goddamn babbler with a substandard intellect.
Fuck right fucking off!
I’ve heard you are a horrendous idiot.
You are a piece of shit, a freakish piece of shit.
How come you’re such a bleeding neurotic skuz-bucket?
Are you aware what a skank you are?
Wake up to yourself! Bloody hell! You harlot!
You’re a bit of a rodent, aren’t you?
Fuck! I find you abhorrent. What a harridan!
It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute.
Hell. Why are you so creepy?
Not only are you a grubby airhead, you are a pretentious eunuch as well!
You are loony, empty-headed, fickle, cantankerous and boarish!
You shamefully greasy low-life. Fuck. How about you fuck off!
You are a grubby invertebrate in need of a major attitude re-adjustment. Damn you!
It makes me angry that you are such a friendless necrophiliac.
Your whole family are unregenerate, repulsive clowns!
You are so barmy! I am fed up with you!
Do you enjoy being a deviate derelict?
Damn. I hope you go away forever you rottenly ugly tight-arsed schmuck.
Go away.
My God! Make me happy and leave me alone!
I can’t believe how horridly irritating you are.
What’s it like to be a monkey who everyone despises?
Bungling bungler! Go fuck yourself!
Frigging selfish milksop! Bugger you!
Have you any bleeding idea how despicably maniacal you are?
You are a bum, a knob, and a whinger.
I think you are the most morbidly immature scumbag in the entire universe.
Have you been told what a harlot you are lately?
You think you are cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a bleeding lousy abomination who upsets me.
You are obviously a dog-head who should be locked up.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a hypocritical schmuck.
Bloody evil-looking slime-bag!
You are an indolent pimp!
Everyone thinks you are a fat feral.
It’s about time for you to wake up and smell the roses.
Your grandma is so deplorably amoral.
You are an implausibly deplorable shrewish moron with an overinflated opinion of yourself.
Fuck. Wake up you bleeding foolish gibbon!
Damn you. You’re so bloody unhygienic.
Dickhead! Eat my shorts you morbid dickhead.
Unpardonable, inept, deplorably scandalous douche-bag!
Get out of here you pansy. Fuck! What a goddamn insulting pansy you are.
You’re aberrant and bogus.
You are outlandishly inadequate, foully sordid and dismally loopy.
I think you are as crazy as a bedbug!
Troublemaker.
How about you go and look in the mirror you maniac!
Suck shit! It’s about time for you to go drown yourself you abnormal, subnormal pain in the arse!
Fucking piteously frustrating pest. You are so bloody pustulantly piggy-eyed. Fuck off.
You are so deranged that it appalls me.
You are nothing but a hopeless moron without a prayer of ever amounting to anything!
Stuff off you goddamn infuriating mutant!
Damn you make me mad. I am fed up with you!
What a sickening harlot! Go and get fucked.
Cynical fuckup, make yourself fucking scarce.
You’re so bloody abominable.
Barmy hoodlum, go away.
Crap! You are so pitiable.
Go away! Darn! You scabrous, pustulant bum-sniffer!
Come-gargling tramp. That’s what you are; a fucking come-gargling tramp!
You would have to be the most obnoxiously ghastly harpy I have ever fucking met.
You are totally self-important. What an abhorrent dingbat!
Please move to mars!
Have you always been a halfwit?
Hell. I am repelled by you. What a fleabag!
You’re a hypocritically congenitally-clueless turkey.
You think you’re attractive, but you’re just a loony halfwit who has totally lost the plot.
Drat. Were you born this dense?
Crap! You are so coarse.
Fucking oath. Stuff you!
Damn!
Fuck. What a camel-fucking hillbilly. Bugger you!
You are so grossly nasty. My God! Go skydiving without a parachute.
Piss right off you annoying whorish cow! Darn. Make me happy and go away forever.
Hell. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so detestable.
You make me sick! Shut the fuck up.
Darryl is a dreadful dickwad.
Bite my bloody arse you bloody liar! You really make me angry!
Wake up to yourself, arsehole-breath!
Why don’t you stop being such a schmuck.
Fucking dweeb.
Do us all a favour and go and look in the mirror you worthless son of a bitch!
Your friends are all fucking boring faggots too!
You think you are intelligent don’t you? Well; you’re just a yellow-bellied douche-bag who horrifies me.
I’ve met a lot of unforgivable, mental, barbarous mongrels in my time; but you would have to be the most insufferably racist.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a baneful schmuck who everyone laughs at!
You are nothing but an insufferably spineless dirt-brain!
Stop being such a mental snob.
Bloody oath! You’re a maggot-loving cry-baby.
Animal! Drop dead!
It makes me mad that you are such a hunchbacked, belligerent troublemaker.
Creepy, crass, distastefully useless drip!
You’re a bit of a coward, aren’t you?
You are sickening me. Curse you, you decadent wanker!
You’re a ghastly bush pig who hasn’t got a clue. Why don’t you sit on a pineapple?
I’m interesting, but you’re just a burdensome runt with sticky-out ears.
You’re foul and cretinous.
You are a criminal, an evildoer, and a dunderhead!
You are vulgar, immoral, thoughtless, flea-bitten and synthetic.
You are so irritatingly abysmal. I don’t like you at all!
I’ve never met such an appalling fish-bum.
Have you been told what a fucking embarrassing, laughable dunce you are lately?
The President of the United States of America is the most indecently foul tedious dung-sucker I have ever met.
I think you are the most unendurably belligerent heifer in the entire universe.
By Christ you irritate me! I find you offensive.
I think you are a cantankerous, bantam-brained premature-ejaculator!
How come you’re such a pus-faced, repulsive turkey?
Fuck. You bloody bungler. Bloody hell. Do us all a bloody favour and just fuck right off!
Aren’t you sick of being a v d ridden cockhead?
What’s it like to be a corrupt kill-joy?
Everyone thinks you are an inane, monotonous, despicable screw-up.
You’re a whore.
You are a nefariously treacherous flabby-arsed redneck with bad complexion!
I can’t work out if you are a flea-bitten bludger or just an immoral tramp with a poor claim to being human.
Go away! You’re so reptilian.
Do you enjoy infuriating me? Piss off.
It exasperates me that you are so perversely pencil-dicked.
Eat my shorts you impotent, foolish madman.
Tragic cockhead.
What a blunderer! Fuck right off.
God you sicken me! You are such a cretin.
You are abhorrently tedious! Grow up.
Stubborn toss-pot. That’s what you are; a bloody stubborn toss-pot.
Darn! You infidel. I have had about enough of you! How about you wake up!
Not only are you a blathering, nutty creep, you are a grimy madman as well.
Get fucked you nauseatingly retarded, inanely annoying, wretchedly insensitive tactless, deranged, feather-brained dweeb!
You are an objectionable deviate!
You frigging pestilential turd! Hell.
Make me happy and leave me alone you self-important, grubby, unlovely necrophiliac.
You are uninterestingly dreary, degenerately inbred and parasitically nasty.
Hell! How fucking wretchedly infuriating are you! Shut up.
The Prime Minister of England is a syphilitic spoilsport!
Do you enjoy being a deviant, egocentric, satanic mongrel?
Shut up. Talk about a creep!
Fuck off. What a bastard.
Bite me!
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck right off.
Bleeding punk!
Get a fucking life, shit for brains.
You are a toffee-nosed slapper, a crackpot and a staggeringly ape-like hideous screw-up!
God! I am fed up with you! What a fucking clown.
You’re so depressing.
Bloody abominable whinger!
You are a coarse cranky parasite with the table manners of a pig.
I’ve met a lot of retarded beasts in my time; but you would have to be the most degenerately cow-featured.
Bloody hell. You douche-bag. Why don’t you shut up!
Fuck up and die! How about you stop playing with yourself you unlovely, pathetic necrophiliac!
Make me happy and go away and leave me alone!
Make me happy and go goddamn fuck yourself you lazy misanthrope!
Stop being such a cunt.
God! You and your friends are all emu-brained whingers!
You are not just a nazi; you are outrageously beastly as well!
Have you been told what a sleasebag you are lately?
You think you’re attractive, but you’re just a knob-gobbler who everyone laughs at.
Immoral fuckwit from hell, bite me!
Hell! You narrow-mindedly pathological spineless, soulless pus-fetishist!
Admit it; you are a daft idiot, aren’t you?
You are as mad as a fucking hatter you dorky tart!
Bloody hell! You are a foolishly uninteresting bloody trollop.
Your friends are all dogs too.
It bores me that your grandma is such a godforsaken, wacky pest.
Damn. You are so fucking dreadful. Talk about a vomit-inducing, pathological redneck!
I’ve heard you are a ludicrous fool.
I can’t believe how excrementally flatulent you are!
You’re an insanely horrifying nazi.
Swindler, curse you.
You are nothing but a lousy nutcase.
My oath. You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
You are so goddamn scandalously peculiar. I hold you in contempt.
Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so contemptible.
Have you always been a liar?
I think you are as stupid as a bloody sheep.
How come you’re such a heinous harridan?
Have I told you what a cockhead you are lately?
Piss off you bloody yellow-toothed skuz-bucket.
Everyone thinks you are a bleeding hopeless nutcase.
What’s it like to be a craven scoundrel of the worst kind?
Crap! Do us all a favour and crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You are a reject, an empty-headed reject.
You are a sow, a bimbo, and a dunderhead!
Are you aware what a hoodlum you are?
You’re a leech, a cold-hearted leech.
You would have to be the most ludicrously barmy turd I have ever met.
You are fugly, stiff-necked, unscrupulous, appalling and lamentable!
You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just an abominable drunkard who drives me crazy.
Do you enjoy boring me? Get fucked!
What an ape! You are really starting to bore me!
Have you any fucking idea how unpardonably empty-headed you are?
Screw you, you morbid, weird screwball! You are so insane!
You are an obese glutton!
Go skydiving without a parachute. Talk about a parasitical cretin!
Oh my God! What a fucking baboon. Darn you give me the creeps.
You’re a fraud.
You are so bloody irrational. Curse you, you irrational scumbag.
Ugly oaf!
Hell. Why are you so morbidly dishonourable?
Jesus fucking Christ! You pompous wretch. I dislike you! Start making some sense!
Grow a brain! You’re so brainless.
Go and look in the mirror.
I hope you stop wasting my time you fucking frustratingly futile loopy airhead.
Why are you so overweight?
Nauseating, dim-witted, inanely fetid monster!
Drat. You are such an unpleasant slob.
You are tragically detestable! Wake up to yourself.
Damn! Make my day and go away and leave me alone! Bloody hell!
Get a life you fuckhead! It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute.
You think you’re clever, but you’re just a ridiculous monkey in need of a haircut.
Frigging hell. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all fascist clowns too!
Hell. Go and get fucked! What a bloody deviate!
Fuck! Make my day and stop fucking breathing! You are a malodorous crackpot with no personality!
You are so uninteresting that it disgusts me.
Fucking hell! You are so dreadful!
Curse you, you feral burbler.
What a fucking sloven you are.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a rancid low-life whose repugnant odour can be detected a bloody mile away!
Dickwad!
Stop being such a sack of shit.
Revolting twerp!
Have you been told what a gimp you are lately?
Damn. I am repelled by you! What a fucking tediously disreputable snot-fucker!
Not only are you a gibbering anal dweller, you are a loutish dirt-brain as well!
Why don’t you stop being such a bigot!
Hell you nauseate me, you fickle tramp.
Have you always been an ape?
You are disgusting me! Stuff off you vile hillbilly!
Oh my God! You are as stupid as a sheep.
You are obviously an immoral shrew.
I think you are the most deformed mole in the entire universe.
You are totally vain. What an insulting whore!
You’re a bit of a brute, aren’t you?
You unbearably friendless weirdo. Oh my fucking God! It’s about bloody time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a tight-fisted joke. Why don’t you go away?
Fuck off you fucking pin-dicked slob! You really give me the shits!
Have I told you what a parasite you are lately?
It makes me sick that you are such a bloody harridan.
Go to buggary. You peculiarly irrational bigot. Screw you!
Bollocks. You covetous, dowdy maniac.
What an ugly, uncivilised bungler!
Do you enjoy grossing me out? Fuck you!
Damn. You bloody wacko. Fuck. The only thing for you to do is just fuck right off!
Frigging hell! What a bloody turd. Bugger off!
Devious. You are so bloody narrow-mindedly devious!
How about you wake up to yourself! Talk about a cold-hearted cockhead.
I’ve met a lot of goddamn yokels in my time; but you would have to be the most mindlessly skanky.
You’re a harpy, a tight-arsed bloody harpy.
You are as stupid as a bloody sheep you scumbag.
You are a loser, a snot-miner, and a bush pig.
Ill-informed necrophiliac, go away!
Christ! I hope you go away forever you vomit-inducing annoying nobody!
You are a neurotic, anal-retentive sleasebag. Shut the fuck up.
Get out of my sight! Bollocks! You horrendous sadist.
How about you grow up!
Frigging hell! Do us all a bloody favour and sit on a pineapple!
You repulse me! Bugger you, you bloody dickhead.
I am getting the shits with you, you incompetent swindler!
You are nothing but a witless puke-gobbler with bushy eyebrows!
Have you any idea how boarish you are?
Immoral lout. That’s what you are; a bloody immoral lout.
You are an imbecile, a thoughtless, egocentric baboon and an irritating schmuck.
Bloody misanthrope! Go to hell you unhygienic misanthrope.
Damn! What an outrageously obnoxious snot-miner. Fuck. How about you shut the fuck up!
Do you enjoy being a ruffian?
Your whole family are ill-informed wastrels.
Aren’t you sick of being a patronizing jumped up monkey?
Everyone thinks you are a kill-joy.
God! What a wrong-headed, inconsiderate knob-gobbler. Bloody oath!
You are nothing but a terribly outrageous gibbon!
You think you are wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a farcical hog who bloody annoys me.
Stuff off you dirt-brain!
You’re exasperating me, you bleeding abysmal smartarse.
You are a monkey who can’t keep his hands out of his trousers. Make my day and go away and leave me alone!
You are so dowdy. My oath! Crawl back into the swamp you came from!
Bloody hell! I am repelled by you! What a hunchbacked, disturbing, craven bush pig!
You repulse me! Grow a brain!
Wake up you deplorable pimp!
Hell! You are a gibbering jumped up monkey. It’s about time for you to go and look in the mirror.
Admit it; you are a demon-spawned shrew, aren’t you?
What a mutant harpy. How about you make my day and go somewhere else soon!
What a fucking necrophiliac! You are really starting to make me mad!
Stop bugging me. What a half-arsed, hunchbacked glutton!
You’re an unreasonable turkey.
Damn! How about you crawl back into the swamp you came from! Damn! You morbid nobody.
Jerk!
Why are you so tasteless?
You’re a fuckwitted monster with no balls at all. Why don’t you shut up?
Drat! What a maniacal, stiff-necked maggot.
You are a bizarrely filthy wacko who would lick his own goddamn balls if he could.
Stuff you, you corruptly obese, excrementally intrusive, unpleasant creep!
What a fucking hoodlum.
You are so dreadfully dorky that it drives me crazy.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog!
Oh my God. Were you born this sluttish?
What a tart. Bite my arse.
Stop being such a perverted fanatic.
Hell you give me the shits.
It bores me that you are such an obese dweeb.
Make me happy and hold your breath for ten minutes or so you bogus scruffy-looking eunuch!
Retard!
How come you’re such a nitwit?
Have you always been a bloody fleabag?
I’ve never met such an uninteresting pimp.
You are an insipid, childish tit-head!
How about you go suck on a bloody exhaustpipe.
A pox on you.
Cowardly bigot.
I can’t believe how scandalously prudish you are.
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck right off.
Hell you annoy me, you nauseating clown!
You are a leech, an inept leech.
It’s about time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You are so intolerably pin-dicked! I loathe you!
Crap! You and your friends are all useless arseholes!
Have you been told what a fascist sadist you are lately?
You are simple-minded, evil-minded, flea-bitten, horrendous and immoral!
You are an awfully brutish foul, shameful cuckoo!
Your brother thinks he is somebody, but he’s just an inferior dickhead whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away.
Make yourself scarce you hog. How about you go and jump in a volcano.
It repulses me that you are so dopey.
Deficient, wicked goat!
Do us all a favour and jump off a cliff.
You are a prude, an inept cow and a lamentably animalistic creepy whore with a substandard intellect!
What’s it like to be a mole with an overinflated opinion of yourself?
Stuff off you runt.
Make yourself scarce you bloody two-faced throwback! You really appall me.
Everyone thinks you are a narrow-minded halfwit.
Bloody oath! How fucking dense are you! Bite my arse!
I’ve met a lot of monotonous weirdos in my time; but you would have to be the most boarish.
Scabby dog, shut up!
Go away, dick-breath!
You are nothing but a donkey-molester from hell!
Damn! Bloody malformed philanderer! Shit!
What an unforgivable bludger! Please hold your breath for ten minutes or so.
I wish you would leave this planet!
You are totally dog-ugly. What a fraud!
The Prime Minister of England is the most grossly ill-mannered drunkard I have ever met.
You’re dense and unpardonable.
I think you are the most offensive monster in the entire universe!
You’re so barbarous.
You are a cockhead, a chickenhead, and a creep.
I’ve heard you are a sluggard.
Bloody hell. You are a licentiously bigoted bloody bimbo.
Knob. Go to hell!
You’re an exceedingly fat son of a bitch.
You are evilly freaky, overindulgent and cringing.
Bloody hell! What an inhuman fruitcake. Go away!
Oh my frigging God! You bloody low-life.
Fuck. Make me happy and go away. Fucking hell!
Bleeding weirdly ignominious goon. Get lost.
You’re boring me to tears, you horrid bore.
What a treacherous bungler!
Do us all a favour and go and jump in a bleeding volcano you spineless mutant.
I can’t work out if you are a cry-baby or just a cockroach-licker.
Your nanna is so fatuously witless.
I think you are as mad as a hatter.
Go away you unimaginative deadshit!
You’re a scabby hoodlum.
Frigging hell!
Shut up!
You are not just a tart; you are parasitically imbecilic as well!
Your whole family are ignorant deviates!
You’re a bit of a prude, aren’t you?
Eat shit and die! Wake up you reject.
How come you’re such a prudish kill-joy?
Hell! Why don’t you go and jump in a goddamn volcano you bloody smartarse!
You are so dreadfully wrong-headed.
Aren’t you sick of being an unhygienic jerk?
Do you enjoy sickening me? Make yourself scarce!
You would have to be the most preposterously horrendous scumbag I have ever met.
Why are you so awful?
Grow a brain you screw-up. Go to buggary!
Darn! You are a fucking fuckwitted monkey. Stop playing with yourself!
Bloody hell you piss me off! You are such a pesky pest!
My oath! What a grubby, filth-worshipping, wearisome, inbred cry-baby!
I fucking hate you, you fucking priggish fuckup.
Fuck off! Shit. You fucking unimaginative shrew!
You are a slime-bag, an unseemly slime-bag.
Damn. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so obnoxious!
Admit it; you are a bloody unspeakable slag, aren’t you?
Fuck! Darryl is an ugly, uninviting, absurd hermaphrodite. I hold him in contempt!
Damn! You craven nutcase. I detest you! The only thing for you to do is go skydiving without a parachute!
Damn you, you bloody camel-faced pervert! You really disgust me.
What’s it like to be an infuriating, iniquitous skuz-bucket?
You are so mannerless. Stuff you, you mannerless cunt.
Oh my fucking God you make me mad!
Fuck. You are so tragically unseemly!
What an unattractive misfit. Please leave soon.
You are a drip, a douche-bag and an abnormally infantile abomination.
I suggest you piss off you repulsive, racist arsehole!
Mad nobody, stuff you.
Have you always been a dunce?
Damn! How about you go skydiving without a parachute you fucking blathering bore!
Go away! I can’t believe what a schmuck you are!
Drat. Were you born this sottish?
I’m a genius, but you’re just a skank with a nasty smell.
Christ! How about you make my day and stop bugging me.
Witless slut!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just a leech with a bad attitude.
You think you are a bloody genius don’t you? Well; you’re just a schmuck who repulses me.
I suggest you go and look in the mirror.
You’re so dense.
Hell. I find you revolting. What a boring harridan.
You are lily-livered, unclean, clumsy, wearisome and bovine.
You are so inanely wicked. Oh my fucking God! I suggest you get your head out of your arse.
Jesus Christ. Why are you such a fucking greasy, callow, sickening snob?
God. You’re so hare-brained.
Your friends are all nonentities too!
Oh my fucking God! You bloody gibbering necrophiliac!
You’re a peculiarly flatulent bitch.
Godsooth. What a ghoulish moron! You’re really starting to bleeding sicken me!
Frigging hell! You are so bloody infantile. Talk about a burdensome fucknuckle.
Limp-dicked, horrendous evildoer!
You are frustratingly putrid, vulgarly licentious and atrociously bogus.
Frigging hell. Why are you so utterly foul-smelling?
Fuck off. Talk about a mental, emotionally-retarded harpy.
You’re vulgar and simple-minded.
I’ve never met such an insultingly despicable madman.
You barbarous pus-bucket! Jesus.
Fucking babbler. Kiss my arse!
Please start using your brain you unimportant, cantankerous nitwit!
Stop being such a lout!
You are so disappointingly sottish. I am fed up with you!
Frigging hell. What a dirty, useless dreck. Bite me!
God! You are so bloody perverse.
You are as stupid as a fucking sheep you fucking creep!
You are upsetting me! A pox on you, you freakish, obstinate hag.
Grow up you abominable immature leech! Frigging hell! I wish you would leave soon!
Rotten shrew, grow a brain.
Screw you! What a treacherous piece of shit!
It bores me that you are such a self-important bush pig.
The most uselessly embittered slimeball I know would have to be the Prime Minister of England.
Drat! You are such an infuriating fleabag!
Fuck me. Stop playing with yourself!
Feral, unsightly, tiresomely obstinate hermaphrodite.
You are obviously a fucking chickenhead whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away.
Fuck! You and your friends are all smarmy, immature clowns!
Bloody oath you sicken me!
You are a hell-hag.
Do you enjoy being a lout with no future?
Shit you get on my nerves, you wacko!
Bugger you, arsehole-breath!
I can’t fucking believe how fucking abhorrently depressing you are!
How come you’re such a leech?
Bloody oath you get on my goddamn nerves. You are such a yobbo!
Grow a brain.
Fuck off! Fucking hell. You are a dreary, fugly scab who belongs in a zoo.
Bloody mindlessly unhygienic nobody. Go fuck yourself!
You are an abhorrently flea-bitten pitiful dunderhead with every venereal disease known to modern science.
Have I told you what a madman you are lately?
Fuck off! You’re so bleeding ill-informed.
You would have to be the most piteously monstrous burbler I have ever met.
You are so enormously sinister!
You are totally snivelling. What a dork.
You better go fuck yourself you whinger.
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a bloody slimy alcoholic who horrifies me.
You excrementally pitiable dickhead. Oh my God. The only thing for you to do is wake up and smell the roses.

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Output from my random insult generator, part 5

You are an implausibly devious hot-headed harridan.
Your friends are all ponces too.
Fuck you, you fucking revolting inhuman fuckwit from hell! Jesus Christ! How about you make my day and go away forever!
Goddamn exasperatingly unspeakable snot-lover. You are so goddamn uninterestingly hunchbacked. Bugger you!
Damn. You are such a vulture.
Shit! What a malodorous, inconsiderate nitwit!
How about you go and jump in the lake.
It upsets me that you are so fucking unspeakably cynical.
I am disgusted by you, you bloody inane lousy no good dirt-brain.
You are abysmally self-indulgent! Stuff you!
Frigging liar! I find you revolting. I wish you would go fuck yourself!
Cock-hungry, bigoted, malicious, unimportant goon.
Oh my God! I detest you. What an inane airhead.
You are nothing but a scab without a prayer of ever amounting to anything!
It bores me that you are such a shameful idiot.
Drat you make me bloody angry, you satyr!
Go away! You incredibly ghastly rotter. Up yours!
Fuck off!
Have you been told what a slut you are lately?
God! Were you born this insane?
How about you make my day and go away forever you cringing, peculiar, insufferable dweeb.
I really dislike your grandma. She is such a harpy!
What a loser!
You are obviously a fucking cruel wimp who sickens people.
What a doltish creep you are.
Fuck! What a maggot. Oh my fucking God.
Bloody hell! You fucking pervert. Hell! Just fuck right off!
You’re a clumsy babbler with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil. Why don’t you go and bloody get fucked?
You are licentiously annoying, unpleasant and prudish.
You’re a con artist, a pustulant con artist.
Malicious, maladjusted, mangy necrophiliac.
Damn you, you babbling, dorky moron!
You are a brute, a fuckwit from hell, and a jumped up goddamn monkey!
It’s about time for you to go and jump in a bloody volcano. Damn! You are a callous dung-gobbler.
Oh my fucking God! Why are you such a junkie?
You are so tediously weak-willed. I am getting sick of you.
Fucking dick-molester, eat my shorts!
Bugger off you pinhead!
How come you’re such a grotesque, objectionable, gross scoundrel?
You annoy me! Wake up!
I can’t believe how sluttish you are.
You’re a petty dolt.
Bloody hell! I suggest you go and jump in the lake.
Have you always been a smartarse?
I think you are as slimy as a slug!
My oath. Please go away! You are a goatish bum who fucks up everything he touches.
Go away. What a clown.
You are a monstrously screwed up freakish goon with the table manners of a pig.
Frigging hell! You utterly stingy mongrel.
Hell. Why are you so fucking abominably ill-mannered?
You are bogus, vulgar, stinky, disputatious and abhorrent!
You are a screwball, a sickening screwball.
Tiresome infidel.
Fucking hell. Fuck you!
You are so dull-witted that it makes me sick.
Drat! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so petty.
Get lost you preposterously narrow-minded, disturbingly loutish, bibulous gullible bimbo!
Fuck you nauseate me.
Go play in traffic you barmy snot-head.
Not only are you an invertebrate, you are a pig as well!
You are a silly dolt, a baboon and an unpleasantly inadequate puke-head.
Evil-looking dreck, damn you!
Oh my fucking God! You are such an unattractive throwback!
You are a faggot!
Crass reprobate!
I am horrorstruck by you, you bore!
Irritating nitwit!
You are a hooligan with a droopy arse! I hope you spontaneously combust.
You are nothing but a mediocre pinhead.
Shit! You prickless wanker!
You repulse me! Suck shit you frigging reject!
You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a sack of shit who makes me angry.
Parasite!
Do you enjoy being a gibbering, boarish pus-bucket?
You’re obese and callow.
I’ve heard you are a witless nobody.
What a pencil-dicked bludger. I wish you would piss off.
Fucking scab! Bite my arse you mulish scab.
You are so barmy.
Shit you infuriate me. I hate your guts!
Aren’t you sick of being a vain slapper?
Everyone thinks you are a cold-hearted burbler.
It makes me mad that you are such a dweeb.
Why don’t you go play in traffic!
You are boring me! Go away you ignominious twat!
Kiss my frigging arse!
My God! You are as smelly as a skunk.
You’re so bloody woeful.
You are not just a slime-eater; you are insanely vulgar as well!
Why are you so beastial?
What a spineless cretin you are.
Stuff you, you horrible, coarse, rancid, devious hillbilly!
I find you to be dopey and egocentric.
Go away! Hell. You senseless runt.
My God. What a retard. Shut up!
I’m interesting, but you’re just a fiendish bore who hasn’t got the brains they were bloody born with.
Clown! Get lost!
Damn! You ape! I am disgusted by you. Sit on a pineapple!
Shit. How goddamn hypocritically disgusting are you. Bite my arse!
What a whore.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog!
Have you been told what a fool you are lately?
I’ve met a lot of fleabags in my time; but you would have to be the most despicably piggy-eyed.
Do you enjoy annoying me? Bugger you!
What’s it like to be a turd with stupid ideas?
I think you are the most degenerately appalling harlot in the entire universe!
Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so outrageously pompous!
You’re a bit of a retard, aren’t you?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a debauched sleasebag.
I can’t work out if you are a waste of space or just a bloody decadent whinger with a bad frigging attitude.
What a mole! You are really starting to sicken me.
Bloody sub-human harridan! I curse the day I met you. I wish you would leave me alone!
Fuck. Were you born this retarded?
Your grandma is totally uninteresting. What a dunce.
Curse you. You better sit on a pineapple you bleeding blabbering twit!
You are a dickhead, a mangy dickhead.
Please grow a brain you decadent, tight-fisted, incompetent bum.
Have you always been a mongrel?
You are nothing but a fuckhead who has totally lost the plot.
Stop being such an unregenerate vulture!
Get a life you uncivilised, inept psychopath! You are so unpardonable!
Up yours you belligerent, smelly, flatulent, flea-bitten, amoral wastrel. How about you go and jump in the lake!
Fucking knob.
You are a sadistic, feculent psychopath. I hope you fuck off!
Your whole family are harlots!
Not only are you a cockhead, you are a mulish beast as well!
You are as smelly as a skunk you inbred tramp!
You are a heifer, a coward, and a pariah.
My God. You’re so parasitical!
Go play in traffic you pawn.
Cranky hick, up yours.
You bore me! Bugger you!
I think you are a clumsy harlot from the infernal realms.
I’ve heard you are a goddamn ape-like, scum-licking dweeb.
It sickens me that you are such an animal.
Frigging hell. I find you repellent. What a creep!
Make yourself scarce!
Your friends are all gutless, troublesome rats too!
You’re an irritatingly bungling anal-junkie.
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a hopeless, dirty, simple-minded yobbo who pisses me off.
Go play in traffic!
Christ! Why don’t you just fuck right off you bleeding frustrating, dreadful harpy!
Ignorant, tactless, disappointingly ineffectual nitwit.
You are nothing but a peculiarly unkempt megalomaniac!
You are a nastily woeful prickless waste of space in need of a haircut.
You think you’re somebody, but you’re just a puerile zombie.
Aren’t you sick of being a fucking tragic, malformed moron?
Make yourself scarce. I can’t believe what a barking-mad parasite you are!
Sluggard.
Fuck off! You grossly treacherous nerd. Fuck you!
Wake up! Hell! You clueless fleabag.
Eat shit you incompetent chickenhead.
Have you any idea how awfully subnormal you are?
Go fuck yourself you blathering baboon!
My oath! You bloody wacko. Crap. It’s about time for you to go and get fucked.
Darn. Shut the fuck up.
Frigging hell! You are so dirty!
You are a scum-witted zombie, a bore and a stupidly unimaginative maggot.
Why don’t you stop being such a swindler!
You are a baboon. How about you go away!
Drunkard!
Bugger off you villainous, unclean, temperamental crackpot.
I really dislike you, you blathering imbecile!
You are a dung-beetle with no common sense at all! Bite my arse!
Frigging hell you make me want to puke!
You are irritating me! Go to hell you gormless zombie!
Hell. How about you make my day and start using your brain you unattractively nauseating bizarre drip.
You’re a bit of an ignoramus, aren’t you?
You are foolhardy! Shut up.
What a cringing, abominable wastrel.
Have I told you what a wimp you are lately?
Wake up to yourself you harpy.
Drip!
You are enormously sordid, dense and indecently racist.
What a bleeding hypocrite!
Maggot-sniffer. That’s what you are; a frigging maggot-sniffer.
Fuck! I hope you fuck off! You are a frigging sleazy snob.
Bloody oath. You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
Up yours. You’re so lecherous.
Bloody hell! You are so revoltingly inept!
You are so fucking abnormal that it appalls me.
You are obviously a snivelling, futile, pig-headed alcoholic.
You are so objectionably brutish! I find you offensive!
A pox on you, you inbred miscreant! Do us all a fucking favour and fuck off!
Why are you so nefarious?
Outlandish zombie, stuff you!
Stop being such a frigging grimy, blood-sucking brute!
You and the Prime Minister of Australia are both fools!
What’s it like to be a come-junkie with the sex appeal of a dead slug?
I wish you would piss off you indecent, cantankerous, pestilential fiend.
You’re an ill-informed mutant.
Everyone thinks you are a ludicrous bigot.
Have you always been a bitch?
Immoral, horrific, irrational gimp, get out of my sight.
You’re a posturing zombie with an overinflated opinion of yourself. Why don’t you stick your head up an elephant’s rectum?
You’re friendless and grotesque.
I’ve met a lot of dull-witted pig-dogs in my time; but you would have to be the most scandalously godforsaken.
Fucking oath. What a banal, bogus scumbag!
Fuck.
You are a misanthrope, a dickhead, and a spoilsport!
What a fucking rotter you are.
Aren’t you sick of being a maniacal slimeball?
You think you’re a frigging genius, but you’re just a screwed up, lousy no good fanatic.
You are an ineffectual arsehole, a mole and a friendless beastial abomination who has totally lost the plot.
I think you are as smelly as a skunk!
Hell! Were you born this gullible?
Your friends are all tragic cuckoos too.
Leech.
Fuck! It’s about time for you to go play in traffic!
Fuck you, you fucking fickle twit!
Go to buggary! I can’t believe what a trollop you are!
Do you enjoy being a fuckwit from hell with stinky feet?
Jump off a cliff! Damn. You are a twat with no common sense at all.
Hell. You ineffectual bungler.
What an unregenerate jerk you are.
Piss off you shameful fanatic.
Bollocks. Bugger you. What a bloody prick!
Have you any idea how obnoxious you are?
It makes me bleeding angry that you are so detestably dorky.
I think you are the most hysterically wacky drip in the entire universe.
You are a fanatic. Go suck on a goddamn exhaustpipe!
Do you enjoy appalling me? Get lost!
Imbecile.
My fucking oath! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all pox-ridden hillbillies too!
Bite my bloody arse.
You are not just a dolt; you are hysterically brainless as well!
You are a refugee from an insane asylum!
Barmy dingbat! Stop bugging me!
Why don’t you stop being such a pest!
Fuck! Grow up! Frigging hell! You fucking exceedingly vile joke.
Go and jump in a volcano you terrible, stubborn sow!
My fucking oath. Why are you so clumsy?
Bugger off!
Fiend!
You are as ugly as sin you fucking bug-eyed strumpet!
You are nothing but an unclean, lazy, perverse clown!
Damn. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so pestilential.
You are so horrifically cowardly.
It disgusts me that your mum is such a maggot.
Stop being such a coarse, smelly failure!
You’re a cockhead, a fat cockhead.
You give me the creeps! Get fucking fucked!
Christ! I wish you’d never been frigging born. What an anal dweller!
Darn! Make me happy and leave soon. You are a bloody appalling mongrel with hideous halitosis!
What a limp-dicked idiot. Please piss off!
My fucking oath! You are so painfully aberrant.
Oh my God. What a pansy. Damn!
You would have to be the most enormously execrable simpleton I have ever met.
Drop dead you fucking bug-eyed blunderer! You are so nasty!
Everyone thinks you are a hick.
You are a suckhole, a con artist, and a bush pig!
You think you are wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a bleeding nutty rat who makes me sick.
Piss off. I suggest you get your bloody head out of your arse you cringing dolt.
You are embarrassing, maniacal and wretchedly reptilian.
Damn. You are a tart. Wake up.
Crap. You are so annoying.
Make me happy and stop bugging me you bleeding dreck.
Bloody staggeringly corrupt fruitcake! Shut up!
You pea-brained dickhead! Jesus.
You’re a disobedient toad-head.
Damn! Were you born this gross?
You are a deficient slag, a doltish harridan and a despicably frustrating twerp who everyone despises!
You’re getting on my goddamn nerves, you unreliable turkey.
Not only are you a tight-arsed, ignorant chickenhead, you are a slag as well!
You better crawl back into the swamp you came from!
Fuck me! You are as stubborn as a mule.
I find your father to be unendurably boarish and dodgy.
By Christ. What a piteous, worthless rodent.
Anal dweller! Screw you, you miserly anal dweller.
How about you go swim in sewage.
Fucking hell. You’re so tragic.
Why are you so belligerent?
I’m wise, but you’re just a fiend.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a baboon with disgusting habits.
I’ve met a lot of dunderheads in my time; but you would have to be the most baneful.
What a buck-toothed nobody! You are really starting to annoy me!
You are a weirdly unhygienic woeful turd with horrible hair.
You are so unspeakable. Wake up to yourself you worthlessly unspeakable prude.
Are you aware what a bungler you are?
Unsightly vulture!
Crawl back into the swamp you came from you abominable, bum-worshipping, peculiar, debauched hillbilly.
You’re a bit of a harridan, aren’t you?
Bollocks. Bugger off. What a bloody bastard.
Have you been told what a nefarious fool you are lately?
You are shitting me! Go away you rotten pest!
You are as nutty as a squirrel you scandalous hillbilly.
You hopelessly unspeakable son of a bitch. Bollocks. You better bugger off!
Jesus Christ. You and your friends are all wastes of space!
You are an insulting, malicious, banal fanatic with a droopy arse. Bugger you.
Untrustworthy, dorky tramp. Go to buggary.
I am getting sick of you, you sickening nonentity!
Hell! Wake up.
You are deranged, vile, lily-livered, unbearable and immature!
Go to buggary. You’re so inadequate.
Have you any goddamn idea how unspeakably callous you are?
Damn you gross me out! I find you abhorrent!
What a small-minded monkey! Make my day and go back to hell!
You are a throwback. Grow up.
Sod off you horrifically macho, moronically bungling, extraordinarily hot-headed foolish swine!
You’re a git.
Fuck! I fucking hate you! What a feculent, cunt-faced twit!
Admit it; you are a ponce, aren’t you?
You are so terribly lily-livered that it drives me crazy.
Goddamn arsehole.
Gullible pest!
It upsets me that you are such a dastardly low-life.
Stuff off!
Stuff you, arsehole-breath!
My God you bore me.
Everyone thinks you are a heifer.
Make me happy and go away you sadistic loser!
God you infuriate me, you fucking sycophantic invertebrate.
You are an unbearably overweight moronic nazi who sickens people.
You are so objectionably toffee-nosed! I have had about enough of you!
You are a self-indulgent satyr with stinky bloody feet. How about you make my bloody day and move to goddamn mars!
I’ve never met such an ignominiously misbegotten wastrel.
I’ve heard you are a bloody sub-human drip.
You are a skank, a crap-eater, and a harlot!
Fuck you! I can’t believe what a contemptible necrophiliac you are!
Hell! What a fucking anal dweller. Darn you make me want to puke!
You’re so hypocritical.
Shit. You felcher! It’s about time for you to start making some sense.
You are a coarse mole, a yobbo and an appallingly inconsiderate hag.
Pull your finger out! Talk about a slothful scumbag.
Your friends are all yokels too!
Bloody hell. What a flea-bitten dickwad.
Hell! Why are you so smarmily brainless?
You are obviously a lazy monkey.
What a cynical, inhuman snob you are.
How about you stop pissing me off.
It’s about bloody time for you to jump off a cliff you futile zombie!
Drat! I hope you leave me alone. Hell!
My oath. You lowly dingbat!
You’re boring me to tears, you dim-witted wastrel.
What a goddamn lily-livered, seedy hoodlum you are!
You are nothing but a contemptible suckhole.
Damn! You cynical, v d ridden liar! I am repelled by you! Wake up and smell the roses.
Wake up to yourself.
You’re a bit of a turd burglar, aren’t you?
Make me happy and fuck off!
Bloody patronizing, superstitious dickwad! Kiss my arse!
I’m interesting, but you’re just a mulish, duplicitous slag who everyone laughs at.
What a cantankerous pawn! Fuck you!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just a bloody backward son of a bitch who hasn’t got the brains they were born with.
You’re inhuman and dopey.
Toffee-nosed sluggard, wake up to yourself!
Buck-toothed gimp!
Do you enjoy infuriating me? Curse you!
I can’t believe how obscenely dodgy you are.
Have you been told what a bloody strumpet you are lately?
What a fucking parasite.
Go bury your head in a bucket you disgusting wacko.
Eat my shorts you greedy-guts. The only thing for you to do is wake up and smell the roses!
You and your bloody nanna are both cantankerous bitches!
It makes me sick that you are so infuriatingly terrible.
Are you aware what a ruffian you are?
You are repetitious, pea-brained, horrid, abnormal and bothersome.
Fuck off you nasty, putrid dork.
Fucking come-junkie! Make yourself scarce you doltish come-junkie.
Goddamn!
I think you are a bludger who belongs in a zoo!
You would have to be the most gullible pain in the arse I have ever met.
You are an awful feral. Wake up!
Fuck you give me the creeps. You are such a two-faced hoodlum!
You are so rotten that it sickens me.
You are a barmy, pitiful cunt, a petty wanker and an abominably deceitful lacklustre jumped up monkey who everyone spits on.
What a twat. I hope you stop wasting my frigging time.
My God! Make me happy and go back to hell! You are an atrocious, hot-headed strumpet with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
You are a bicycle seat sniffer, a revolting bicycle seat sniffer.
Bungler!
Fucking hell. You are so horrendously barmy!
You’re a kill-joy, a gross kill-joy.
Why don’t you stop being such a dreck.
Stop being such a degenerate bludger!
You are disgustingly pea-brained, terribly stinky and perversely inept.
You’re a slack-jawed harridan with no justification for existence. Why don’t you shut up?
What a loutish come-junkie! You are really starting to horrify me!
Not only are you a spineless fanatic, you are a bandy-legged bludger as well!
I can’t work out if you are a hideous cry-baby or just a dorky madman with the intelligence of a brainless wombat.
My God. I am horrorstruck by you. What a fucking perversely malicious gimp.
I think you are as smelly as a skunk.
I can’t believe what a come-junkie your father is.
You’re a piece of shit.
You are disgusting me! Fuck off you fucking deviant!
It infuriates me that you are such a cut-price dickwad.
What’s it like to be a totally bloody disgusting, insignificant mutant?
Aren’t you sick of being a syphilitic, inadequate, pea-brained philanderer?
Admit it; you are a patronizing bitch, aren’t you?
Go away! I can’t believe what a bungler you are!
What a v d ridden con artist you are.
What a fucking misfit!
I’ve never met such an insanely inbred slime-bag.
God. You are such a stubborn twerp.
Christ! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so reprehensibly pretentious.
You are obviously a fucking unimaginative, bovine lout.
Goddamn dunce.
I find you revolting you loutish, cringing blackguard!
You are nothing but a foolish screw-up!
It’s about time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You’re so bandy-legged.
Have you any idea how fascist you are?
You are so lacklustre. Jesus! The only thing for you to do is go skydiving without a parachute.
Shut up you despicable, offensively abysmal, disgustingly screwed up filthy, pox-ridden bungler!
You are totally exasperating. What a debauched jerk.
Fuck. Wake up!
My oath. You peculiar ignoramus!
Hell! What a heinous puke-fucker. Get a life.
Bollocks! What a laughable junkie! You’re really starting to frigging make me sick!
Are you aware what a slapper you are?
You are an embarrassingly bothersome screwed up twerp.
Fucking fuckwit. Grow up.
Cry-baby!
By fuck. You are as stubborn as a mule.
You are so insanely idiosyncratic!
Stop bugging me you fucking bush pig! You are so contemptible.
You are vulgar, diabolical, egocentric, big-headed and cowardly!
Have you always been a clown?
You’re horrifying me, you silly fuckwit from hell.
You unbearably slovenly nazi. Damn! How about you wake up to yourself.
I’m smart, but you’re just a drip with a bad attitude.
I think you are a pest with stinky feet.
Screw you! You pretentious imbecile. Fuck off!
Why are you so unlovely?
By Christ! You and your friends are all dingbats!
Useless, unpardonable, completely crass slag.
Nazi.
How about you make my day and spontaneously combust you filthy, idiotic, lacklustre hoodlum.
Bollocks! You’re so whorish!
Stop being such a macho cunt.
Everyone thinks you are a fiend.
What a fucking skank.
By fuck! You are so useless!
Drat. Please go away and leave me alone you outrageous superstitious fucknuckle.
You’re an ungainly pain in the arse.
Have I told you what a wastrel you are lately?
Shit. Start making some sense you goddamn detestable rodent.
You’re servile and pestilential.
Prude.
You think you’re somebody, but you’re just a deceitful vulture.
Peculiar liar!
Gluttonous. You are so bleeding staggeringly gluttonous!
Fuck off you dickwad!
Hell! Were you born this foolhardy?
I find you to be pig-ugly and stunningly slothful.
Uncivilised fiend, a pox on you!
Darn! The Prime Minister of England is so unreasonable.
Bite me! What a macho, stinky loser!
You’re a gibbon, a neurotic gibbon.
What a temperamental leech!
Please spontaneously combust you crass second-rate hoodlum!
Christ! You milksop! By Christ. How about you make my day and stop bugging me!
You are not just a spineless premature-ejaculator; you are fucked up as well.
You are as stubborn as a mule you slapper.
Shut up, shit-breath.
Damn. You are so woeful!
I’ve heard you are a decrepit goat.
Grow up you deviant!
You are nothing but a chicken-brained yokel with every venereal disease known to modern science!
Hell.
Drat! You are such a goddamn parasitical invertebrate!
Bloody junkie.
Bloody oath. Please leave me alone. You are a bleeding inconsiderate hell-hag with the sex appeal of a dead slug.
You are a narrow-mindedly embittered pathetic deviate who frightens small children.
What a simple-minded misfit! You are really starting to appall me.
Fuck you make me want to fucking puke.
I can’t believe how bloody dowdy you are.
I think you are the most hideous halfwit in the entire universe.
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking creep!
Fuck you disgust me! You are such a monstrous knob.
You are so goddamn disgustingly stupid! I am disgusted by you!
God! You are so despicably unbearable!
Fucking abhorrently pencil-dicked pus-bucket! You are so bloody irrationally pestilential. Fuck off.
Not only are you an irritating liar, you are a feather-brained, posturing yokel as well.
You think you are amazing don’t you? Well; you’re just a pea-brained low-life who shits me.
You’re a depressingly arrogant sloven.
Dung-beetle! Bite me you obnoxious dung-beetle.
Bollocks! What a knob-gobbler. Shit.
Oh my fucking God! You fucking twit. God. Get your head out of your arse.
You are debauched, awful, dismal, obscene and feather-brained.
You are a pimp, a cretin, and a babbler.
You are a goddamn rat with a tiny penis! Bugger you!
How about you pull your finger out you prudish pawn!
You are nauseatingly bogus, excrementally gross and horrifyingly unpleasant.
You’re so sub-human.
God. What a bleeding sickening, neurotic wacko. Kiss my arse.
You give me the creeps. Bugger you!
Christ. You diseased, depraved dung-licker. I am fucking sickened by you. Go and get fucked!
Damn! Fuck up and die! Oh my God. You fucking crass worm!
Why are you so bloody fugly?
Are you aware what an airhead you are?
I think you are a heifer!
Malevolent dolt!
Aren’t you sick of being a tart?
I’ve met a lot of rednecks in my time; but you would have to be the most horrifically yellow-toothed.
You are nothing but a tiresomely uninteresting pain in the arse.
Damn! You and your friends are all snot-miners!
Bloody wrong-headed deviate! Kiss my arse!
Sod off you fucking dunce. You really infuriate me!
Do you enjoy being a tart who should be locked up?
Get fucked you bleeding cruel nitwit.

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Output from my random insult generator, part 4

Hell! You scumbag!
You are so insanely lily-livered.
You make me want to puke. Sod off you goddamn ponce.
Get a life you knob!
You are nothing but a wicked bantam-brained worm that can’t get bleeding laid!
Common fuckwit from hell!
You’re horrid and revolting.
I think you are as thick as a brick!
What a bigoted dreck! Please move to mars.
Go fuck yourself! Fuck! You fucking mutant, hopeless douche-bag.
Bloody hell. What a necrophiliac.
I think Darryl should pull his finger out.
Why don’t you stop being such a bleeding nonentity!
Stop bugging me you fucking slack-jawed crackpot!
Bloody hell. Your mum is so bloody lazy!
Your whole family are two-faced pests!
Lamentable bastard!
Damn. What an ape-like fruitcake. God. Go skydiving without a parachute!
Fuck. You and your friends are all vultures!
Corrupt, disgusting, woefully vile dork.
Go away, shit-breath.
Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so overweight.
Please hold your breath for ten minutes or so. Bloody oath! What a bungling vulture you are.
Everyone thinks you are a lecher.
Jesus! You wearisomely patronizing peculiar dickhead!
Your friends are all pig-ugly chickenheads too!
It nauseates me that you are so insultingly dissolute.
Christ! What a fucking bimbo. Fuck!
You think you’re cool, but you’re just a revolting, inhuman cry-baby.
Damn. I hope you go bloody fuck yourself! You are a goddamn embittered harridan.
What a fucking crap-face you are!
The most inhumanly irrational prude I know would have to be Darryl.
Go swim with some sharks you frigging chimpanzee-headed abomination!
Do you enjoy being a primitive dweeb?
Grow a brain. You annoyingly hydrocephalic deviant. Screw you.
You are as ugly as a hatful of arseholes you loopy troublemaker!
Wake up you decrepit coward! Screw you.
You’re an unpleasantly tight-fisted fiend.
You think you are intelligent don’t you? Well; you’re just a slothful, dopey, unforgivable, foul-smelling arsehole who exasperates me.
You are abominably callow, woefully horrid and mediocre.
I can’t believe how irrationally perverse you are!
You are frightfully exasperating! Get a life!
Fucking hell. Why don’t you fuck off you bleeding bum!
I’m interesting, but you’re just a cut-price pain in the arse with no redeeming qualities at all.
Get a life you sow!
You’re exasperating me, you bloody bogus dreck.
You would have to be the most unattractively flea-bitten toss-pot I have ever met.
Fuck off you rottenly inconsiderate scatter-brained schmuck! Fuck. Make me happy and move to fucking mars!
Hell! I hope you leave me alone. Damn!
I’ve never met such a freakish dickhead.
I think your father is a motherfucker who belongs in a freak show!
Hell! Make me fucking happy and drop dead!
You are so insanely superstitious. Jesus bloody Christ. Just fuck right fucking off.
Drat! What a vulgar leech. A pox on you!
Christ! You’re so pitiful!
Unregenerate glutton, bugger you.
How about you make my day and move to mars.
You are not just a miscreant; you are unbelievably dopey as well.
Unhygienic, atavistic scumbag. That’s what you are; a goddamn unhygienic, atavistic scumbag!
My oath!
You are nothing but a peculiarly gutless lecher!
You are obviously an unintelligent, parasitical douche-bag with an ugly frigging head.
Stop being such a hideous maniac!
Shit you annoy me, you parasitical, sottish pus-bucket!
Goddamn slag.
Go fuck yourself you pus-featured liar.
You’re a bit of a blunderer, aren’t you?
You make me want to puke! Get fucked!
Inane maggot.
What a blood-sucking bum you are.
Have you always been a fool?
God. You are the most incorrigibly fugly zombie on this planet.
It upsets me that you are such a fucking wacko.
Have I told you what a crap-face you are lately?
You are so cold-hearted. Damn you, you idiotically cold-hearted sleasebag.
Admit it; you are a gutless son of a bitch, aren’t you?
Small-minded hypocrite, stuff you.
Screw you, you flea-bitten, despicable heifer! Do us all a favour and shut up!
Have you been told what a primitive, ridiculous airhead you are lately?
Fuck. You are so unkempt!
You’re dastardly and burdensome.
Bloody incredibly deplorable whore! Screw you!
Damn. Why don’t you shut up.
What a snob!
Bloody oath! What a second-rate spoilsport! You’re really starting to bloody gross me out!
It repulses me that you are so perversely vomit-inducing.
Dunderhead.
It’s about fucking time for you to wake up.
You’re a punk, a toffee-nosed punk.
I find you to be priggish and frustratingly vulgar.
It’s about time for you to go play in traffic!
I think you are as useless as tits on a bull.
Do us all a favour and start making some bloody sense! Talk about a dork!
You are so excrementally backward that it grosses me out.
Cretinous bitch! Go away!
Are you aware what a deviate you are?
Hell you get on my fucking nerves! I fucking hate you!
Darryl is totally insane. What a fruitcake!
God! Get out of here!
Oh my fucking God. Why are you such a horrific turkey-gobbler?
Crap! You are as nutty as a squirrel.
Grow up you throwback!
Troll. Fuck right off you monotonous bleeding troll.
Darn. You and your friends are all small-minded, unkempt failures!
Do you enjoy being a pompous, dreary slagbag who belongs in a kennel?
Not only are you a deceitful, weird, lousy babbler, you are a deranged cunt as well.
Everyone thinks you are a bleeding dog-ugly piece of shit.
You are infuriating me! Go fuck yourself you fucking lousy no bleeding good pinhead!
You are a bum, a bore and a ridiculously big-headed arsewipe.
Bollocks.
Go swim in sewage you posturing dung-sucker.
You are a bigot, an anal dweller, and a git!
Do us all a favour and go suck on an exhaustpipe.
Stop being such a fucking self-indulgent cry-baby.
Get a life you goddamn troublemaker!
Bite me you limp-dicked turd. Bloody hell! What a uselessly woeful limp-dicked turd you are.
Have you any idea how scruffy-looking you are?
I’ve met a lot of absurd, dissipated, unhygienic sows in my time; but you would have to be the most misanthropically devious.
Fuckwitted monster!
I can’t work out if you’re a waste of space or just a bloody backward bimbo.
A pox on you, you lamentably babbling, odiously brainless, abnormally psychotic embittered swindler!
Shit! You’re a fucknuckle!
Screw-up.
Darn! What a fucking skanky fuckwit from hell! Bloody hell you bore me to tears!
Your friends are all rodents too.
I hate you, you frustrating screw-up!
What a fucking skank!
You are nothing but an outlandishly unimaginative fraud!
You’re so sottish.
You are so despicably stinking! I am horrorstruck by you!
You’re a bit of a rat, aren’t you?
Deviant, emotionally-retarded, malicious pimp, get out of my sight!
Shit. You are such a ludicrous psychopath!
It sickens me that you are such an egotistical, diabolical sow.
Frigging hell! How bloody inhumanly vain are you. Get lost.
Do you enjoy sickening me? Kiss my arse!
Have you been told what a wastrel you are lately?
Get lost! You’re so sexist.
Crap! You’re so misbegotten.
You’re a pig-ugly babbler.
Go away you snob! A pox on you.
Big-headed, weird, lamentably hunchbacked eunuch.
You are nothing but an odious twat.
I find you to be maniacally obsequious and revolting.
You’re pissing me off, you atrocious troll.
Get your head out of your frigging arse you bleeding pathological dreck.
Jesus fucking Christ. Why are you so fantastically depraved?
Jesus fucking Christ. Fucking bumbling, lecherous fool. Fuck!
You are so barbarously reptilian.
You’re nutty and superstitious.
Get a life you ridiculous pig-dog!
You are totally lacklustre. What a turkey.
You are so unendurably yellow-toothed that it bores me.
Hypocrite. Stuff you, you unscrupulous hypocrite.
Get out of my sight, shit-breath.
You exasperate me! Go away you bloody bogus premature-ejaculator!
Go to buggary. It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute you snob.
You are a horrifying dowdy gimp.
God! Bugger off you bleeding whinger.
You’re a reptilian cow.
You are a ponce, a butt-sniffer and a piteously nasty treacherous hog!
You are vile, tasteless, exasperating, bovine and monstrous.
Goddamn unspeakable bimbo! Kiss my bloody arse!
You are not just a racist, despicable anal dweller; you are sickeningly diabolical as well!
I think your bleeding father is a malodorous wacko with no justification for existence!
Damn! You are so intolerable.
Wake up to yourself!
I can’t believe how exasperatingly dowdy you are!
You’re a failure, an unsanitary failure.
It grosses me out that you are so objectionable.
Fuck. What a sow!
What a fuckhead you are.
What a bush pig!
Make my day and stop wasting my time you backward, two-faced, big-headed feral.
Impotent premature-ejaculator!
Make my fucking day and fuck off you malicious drip!
Oh my fucking God you repulse me, you disgusting, germ-ridden cock-sucker!
Not only are you a clumsy, hot-headed scab, you are an anal dweller as well.
Please grow a brain!
Your whole family are sleazy, stinky slagbags!
Fool!
You are a wretchedly fugly feeble-minded greedy-guts who would lick his own balls if he could!
Hell. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so exasperatingly self-important!
You are as crazy as a bedbug you lousy numbskull!
I’ve heard you are a wretch.
You’re a bit of a joke, aren’t you?
I think you are as foul as satan’s flatulence!
Are you aware what a tramp you are?
Your friends are all nobodys too!
You are monstrously revolting. Drop bloody dead!
You are an ungainly ponce!
Suck shit you snotty-nosed crackpot. You are so fucking ignorant!
By fuck! I wish you would start using your brain. Shit!
You are so godforsakenly intolerable! I am getting sick of you!
How about you pull your finger out! Christ. You are a fuckwit who is stuck in the past.
Damn. Start making some sense!
Do you enjoy being a fugly screw-up with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil?
Overindulgent drip, stuff off!
You are inferior, pustulantly embittered and common.
You cranky, repugnant dolt. Shit.
You make me want to puke. A pox on you.
You are a turd-sniffer, a bogus turd-sniffer.
Fuck off you fickle puke-brain.
You are nothing but an awfully grimy prude who frightens small children!
You’re a yobbo.
Admit it; you are a malformed dweeb, aren’t you?
You are a mole, a loony monster and an exasperatingly bandy-legged liar.
Wake up! Hell! You deviate.
You are a fanatic. Why don’t you wake up to yourself!
Fuck! What a bloody prude. Fucking oath!
I’ve met a lot of dense schmucks in my time; but you would have to be the most utterly neurotic.
What a bloody yobbo.
I think you are the most anomalistically sexist clown in the entire fucking universe!
Damn you irritate me. I am repelled by you.
Get out of my sight you goddamn foul, under-educated wimp!
You bothersomely insignificant animal. Bollocks. I suggest you go play in traffic!
You are a gullible, irksome, scatter-brained wanker with smelly fucking armpits. Make my day and fuck off soon.
You are a hick, a halfwit, and an ape.
Go fuck yourself! Sit on a pineapple you bantam-brained wacko!
Oh my God. Go and get fucked!
You’re so sub-human.
I’ve never met such a terribly deficient bicycle seat sniffer.
I suggest you go and jump in the lake you kill-joy.
Do us all a favour and go swim in sewage. Talk about a hopeless burbler!
I hold you in contempt you cockhead. Drat. Stuff you.
It makes me sick that you are so pitiably horrid.
Degenerate jumped up monkey!
You think you are intelligent don’t you? Well; you’re just a harridan who makes me sick.
Not only are you a contemptible low-life, you are a sleasebag as well!
Shit. I wish you would piss off you horrendously lamentable frightful dickhead.
Sod off.
Make me happy and go away forever you premature-ejaculator.
What’s it like to be a hillbilly that belongs in a loony bin?
Bore!
You think you’re goddamn amazing, but you’re just a git.
I’m clever, but you’re just a yokel with sticky-out ears.
Hell! What a hopeless, indefensible, belligerent, v d ridden heifer. Stuff you!
By fuck! You and your friends are all douche-bags!
What a reprobate you are.
You better fuck off.
Get out of here you horrifyingly peculiar, irritatingly conceited, parasitically wrong-headed low-life!
Oh my God! You’re a dog-ugly dweeb!
You’re a contemptibly weird bum.
You are so awfully stingy.
Do you enjoy causing me to be repulsed? Damn you.
Grow a brain you anus-licking hypocrite. You are so goddamn dismal.
What a greedy-guts. Make my day and leave soon!
Get out of here, fuckface!
Stuff you, you immature slapper! Crawl back into the fucking swamp you came from!
Jesus Christ! Just fuck right off you bleeding clumsy, demon-spawned eunuch.
You would have to be the most completely ghoulish snob I have ever met.
I think you are an inferior rotter.
You’re a toss-pot, a ridiculous toss-pot.
Hell! Were you born this ghoulish?
Are you aware what a bush pig you are?
I think you are as mad as a hatter.
Drat. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all idiots too!
Alcoholic. Go to hell you unattractive alcoholic.
You are outrageous, abominable, cynical, unconscionable and dull-witted!
Why don’t you go skydiving without a parachute!
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking abomination!
Fucking shamefully rotten bigot! Fuck you.
You egocentric piece of shit! Crap.
Shut up you prude!
What a fucking runt!
Your whole family are hypocrites.
Toffee-nosed. You are so frigging enormously toffee-nosed.
My oath! What an animal! You’re really starting to bloody drive me crazy!
Fucking oath! You shamefully worthless dishonest, self-important, bird-brained, horrifying runt.
What an inane, effeminate, thoughtless, bumbling, unsanitary jerk! Bugger off!
You are so bloody ludicrously outrageous that it makes me fucking mad.
Darn! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so unforgivable!
Get out of here! You’re so dreadful.
Have you been told what a failure you are lately?
Have I told you what a hypocrite you are lately?
You are nothing but a wearisomely unimaginative jerk!
Fuck off. Shut the fuck up you cantankerous wastrel!
You’re smelly and moronic.
Have you always been a hillbilly?
Frigging hell. Bloody pea-brained oaf. Drat.
Drat! Your brother is so bleeding inexcusable. Talk about a clueless, soulless clown!
Goddamn. You better go play in traffic.
You’re so stinky.
Fuck me you make me want to puke! You are such an impotent deviate.
You are so pathetically tight-fisted! I am fed up with you.
Bloody oath! You are so cantankerous!
Unhousetrained infidel.
Jump off a cliff.
Have you any idea how fantastically undependable you are?
Hell! I curse the day I met you! What an implausibly fascist mole!
You are upsetting me! Damn you, you pawn!
The most horrifically obese rotter I know would have to be your mum.
Admit it; you are an unreliable dullard, aren’t you?
You bore me! Piss off!
Inane throwback! Shut up!
You’re a drunkard.
By bloody Christ! You’re an insipid liar!
Fuck me. What a grubby son of a bitch! Oh my God. Fuck off.
Your friends are all demon-spawned pigs too.
Eat shit, dick-breath.
God. Why are you such a scabrous bludger?
I detest you, you dog.
You are a pervert, an intolerable pervert.
A pox on you, you bloody bovine piece of shit!
Fuck me! You are so senselessly grimy!
You are obviously an unhygienic parasite who hasn’t got the brains they were born with.
Eat my shorts! God. You bloody ignoramus.
You’re a bit of a piece of shit, aren’t you?
Frigging maggot-sniffer!
I’ve heard you are a slothful pig.
Do us all a favour and grow up! Talk about a sluttish worm!
Smarmy, undependable, tight-fisted, camel-licking cuckoo.
Bugger you! You devilishly neurotic dolt. Kiss my frigging arse!
Oh my God! I am horrorstruck by you. What a clueless liar!
You are an overweight, stubborn throwback. Go swim with some sharks.
Darn! You are a cynical hell-hag. The only thing for you to do is just fuck right off.
Fuck! You are as stubborn as a mule.
Aren’t you sick of being a cringing, obscene psychopath?
You are a slack-jawed snob, a deformed scab and a woefully pustulant goon.
You’re a boringly egocentric dick-head.
I am getting fucking sick of you, you skank. Fuck me. Get fucking fucked!
Stop being such a goddamn unbearable dung-licker!
Grow up you slagbag. Fuck right fucking off.
You’re horrifying me, you barmy numbskull.
Go fuck yourself you frigging penis-sucking mutant. You really shit me!
You are offensive. Stuff you!
Fuck!
Bollocks! I wish you would go back to hell!
What a fucking disturbing, foolish animal! You are really starting to horrify me!
Drat. You are such a cruel, barbarous, arrogant wacko!
You are a horrific dirt-brain, a fickle spoilsport and an absurdly worthless appalling skuz-bucket!
Prickless nazi.
Please go fuck yourself. Bloody oath! What a lout you are!
What a loser you are.
You are as smart as a chicken you dirt-brain.
Fucking atrocious, distasteful alcoholic. I wish you’d never been born. Please fuck right off!
Crap. I hope you move to bloody mars you horribly slimy uncouth cock-brain.
Darn. Were you born this overindulgent?
You’re a shrew, a devolved fucking shrew.
You are a lascivious, insipid junkie!
Curse you, you swine.
You are a fucking senselessly unimportant pustulant vulture who is universally despised.
My oath. What a dirt-brain. Get lost!
What a v d ridden pig. I wish you would leave me alone.
What a fucking slob.
You are a scumbag with saggy tits! I wish you would piss right off.
Have I told you what a skank you are lately?
God! Why are you so frustratingly ghastly?
Embittered, inexcusable, licentiously pathological junkie!
Hick! Wake up to yourself you dirty goddamn hick.
You are frustrating, woeful, revolting, disrespectful and racist.
Evil-looking monster.
You’re bogus and common.
Fuck you repulse me. I wish I’d never bloody met you.
I find your mother to be boringly big-headed and rottenly dog-ugly!
Everybody I know agrees that you are a devolved, ill-informed oaf.
Fuck! You’re a supercilious creep!
Start making some fucking sense!
I’ve never met such an inanely gluttonous slimeball.
Ineffective fruitcake, bite my bloody arse.
I think you are the most atrociously intrusive fucknuckle in the entire bleeding universe!
Your whole family are devious hillbillies.
You’re a banal, second-rate deviate.
It appalls me that you are so vulgarly godforsaken.
You are obviously a sluttish whinger with poor personal hygiene.
Do you enjoy being an anomalistic evildoer who hasn’t got a clue?
Go to hell. What a git.
Fucking oath. You and your friends are all annoying dung-faces!
Unclean whore, go and get fucked.
Why don’t you stop being such a worm.
By fuck! You depressingly dense scruffy-looking slagbag.
The most immoral turkey I know would have to be your brother.
Drat you repulse me, you insufferable con artist.
You are annoying me. Fuck you, you skuz-bucket.
You are an airhead, a pinhead, and a moron!
Fuck. You are so heartless!
Fuck! Why are you such a fucking fruitcake?
How about you make my day and stop wasting my time you completely tactless self-important, ignorant satyr!
How about you make my bleeding day and stop wasting my time you philistine.
You think you are interesting don’t you? Well; you’re just an offensive pest who exasperates me.
Your friends are all abysmal turd-brains too.
You would have to be the most deplorable rat I have ever met.
Have you always been a hog?
It makes me mad that you are such a scruffy-looking, spineless, embittered, wearisome pest.
Frigging hell!
Frigging hell! You are so bloody miserly. Talk about an invertebrate!
My oath! I really dislike you. What a ludicrously monotonous fool!
Have you any idea how fascist you are?
Bollocks! The only fucking thing for you to do is just fuck right off.
You are so senselessly temperamental that it upsets me.
Admit it; you are a sadistic toss-pot, aren’t you?
What a scruffy-looking pinhead! Damn you!
I hope you go away and leave me alone.
Fucking liar.
Aren’t you sick of being a bleeding whore’s son?
You’re a bit of a monkey-fetishist, aren’t you?
Have you been told what a distasteful son of a fucking bitch you are lately?
Damn. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all screwballs too!
Damn you! You silly slimeball. Get out of here!
I think you are as ugly as a warthog!
You are a cringing fat-arsed, empty-headed, woeful, goat-loving bottom-brain with sticky-out ears.
What’s it like to be a bleeding pustulant, freakish smartarse?
You’re getting on my nerves, you unreasonable invertebrate.
My oath. You are so parasitically feral.
You are so intolerably bungling! I dislike you.
You are totally maladjusted. What a misanthropic, unregenerate hick.
Disturbing dunce.
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just a failure who belongs in a freak show.
Darn you make me want to puke.
Ill-informed, brutish mutant.
Grow up you slagbag.
You’re a dirt-brain, a common dirt-brain.
I’ve heard you are a lecherous hoodlum.
You are so maniacally burdensome.
Frigging hell! Were you born this stingy?
Fuck. Why are you so barbarously doltish?
You are a mongulated drunkard!
You idiotically frustrating git. God! Go and jump in a volcano!
You and the President of the United States of America are both dull-witted deadshits!
Pretentious nazi, bugger you.
You’re offensive and disappointing.
Do you enjoy being a goddamn baboon who belongs in a goddamn kennel?
Dismal drunkard. Bugger off!
Curse you, you daft, terribly gutless, evilly common kill-joy!
Bloody hell. Make me bleeding happy and move to mars!
What a goat-sucker! You are really starting to exasperate me.
It’s about time for you to pull your finger out.
It’s about time for you to fuck right fucking off you mongulated heifer.
Everyone thinks you are an anal-junkie.
Are you aware what an airhead you are?
Hell! You’re so uninteresting.
You are so vomit-inducing. Stuff you, you vomit-inducing baboon.
What a racist cockhead you are.
You are not just a dirty, unreliable suckhole; you are pathetically feral as well!
Bite me you weak-willed, under-educated piece of shit! I suggest you go swim with some sharks.
You are as ugly as a hatful of arseholes you frigging common, cow-featured, cretinous cuckoo!
You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just a bloody baneful sloven who exasperates me.
By fuck. You are such a fetid wretch.
How come you’re such a stinky twit?
Damn. I am getting the shits with you. What a black-hearted whore’s son!
Hell. It’s about time for you to wake up you frigging vulgar, pea-brained, ill-mannered, tiresome, intolerable junkie.
I don’t think we can be friends you cunt!
Crap! How goddamn smarmily ghastly are you! A frigging pox on you!
Your mother is a coward!
What a blunderer! All your brains are in your bleeding dick!
Wake up you obese, dim-witted bimbo.
Get out of my sight!
You are irritating me. Get a bleeding life you pest.
I’ve never met such a horrendously deplorable nobody.
Stuff you, you fucking tart. You really get on my fucking nerves!
I am disgusted by you, you goddamn dull-witted freaky sloven!
Fuck. You bum! Fucking oath. How about you make my day and go away forever!
Petty, unclean, boringly unregenerate coward!
You are callow. Eat shit!
I’m wise, but you’re just a goddamn slob.
Go away you fucking slimeball.
You’re a bit of a nazi, aren’t you?
Lard-arsed tart.
What’s it like to be a shameful numbskull?
You are a frustratingly second-rate skank with no friends.
Bloody oath. What an awfully synthetic crap-sucker! Jesus Christ. Do us all a favour and bugger off!
Damn. You and your friends are all Neanderthals.
Do you enjoy irritating me? Shut the fuck up!
Get out of my bloody sight! You horribly sluttish dreck. Get lost.
You’re a hysterical pest.
You are a snob, a malodorous wimp and a despicably obese git.
How about you make my day and move to mars you revolting, outlandish, mediocre wastrel.
Your whole family are nazis.
Drop bleeding dead you unimaginative douche-bag! Damn you!
You are a turkey. How about you start making some sense!
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking junkie!
Do you enjoy being an insufferable, smelly snot-miner with no balls at all?
Pull your finger out.
Bite me! What a delinquent!
Screw you! You’re so horrendous.
Oh my God. Go and look in the mirror!
Bloody hell. You madman. I wish I’d never met you. I suggest you shut the fuck up!
You are a slagbag, a prude, and a swine!
Goddamn skanky arsehole. I find you offensive. Please fuck right off.
Sluttish. You are so bleeding weirdly sluttish!
Drat! I wish you would go away and leave me alone. Damn!
Bite me you arrogant numbskull.
Damn! Fuck off! What a fucking bumbling, penny-pinching scoundrel!
Why don’t you shut up you deadshit.
You dunderhead! Fuck!
Bloody oath. Wake up to yourself!
I’ve met a lot of nonentities in my time; but you would have to be the most heartless.
Please stop wasting my time. Damn. What a coward you are!
You’re pissing me off, you goddamn foul arsewipe.
Darryl is so godforsakenly slothful.
Bugger you, shit-breath!
Goddamn! Fuck you! God. You fucking dirty burbler.
Are you aware what a nerd you are?
Damn you make me fucking sick, you deviate!
Have you any idea how patronizing you are?
You’re scabrous and lazy.
What a wrong-headed yokel!
What a fucking loser!
Jesus Christ! You’re so fucking ineffectual!
Darn! You goddamn joke. Fuck me! Wake up!

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Output from my random insult generator, part 3

You are so aberrant. I wish I’d never met you!
I think you are as slimy as a slug!
Frigging hell. What a deformed worm. Frigging hell!
Bloody oath! Go swim with some sharks. Hell. You ill-mannered blackguard!
I’m interesting, but you’re just an abysmal shrew.
What a heinous gimp you are.
You nauseate me! Shut up!
Hell!
Oh my God. You stunningly preposterous bludger!
What a tactless tramp! You are really starting to make me mad.
You’re a bit of a dickwad, aren’t you?
Oh my God. What a neurotic farcical criminal! You’re really starting to bleeding exasperate me!
I hate you, you coward. My oath! Get lost!
You are a drip, an uncivilised loser and a screwy dunderhead.
What a bleeding sluggard!
Fuck off you outlandishly perverted, foolishly rancid, detestably beastly ruffian!
Indecent dingbat. That’s what you are; a frigging indecent dingbat!
Wake up, fuckface!
Go play in bleeding traffic.
You are a lowly slut. How about you go play in traffic.
Slag.
Why don’t you stop being such a screwball.
Shabby, wicked, tediously bovine whore’s son!
You are so ungainly that it fucking annoys me.
Sadistic absurd black-hearted evil-minded buffoon.
Admit it; you are a neurotic troublemaker, aren’t you?
Bloody hot-headed mediocre sloven. I hate you. I hope you stop breathing!
Damn. What a diseased fickle abomination!
Bloody hell! Why don’t you go fuck a sheep!
God! You are such a bungler.
Do us all a favour and go and wrestle a crocodile.
Bloody oath you upset me. I am disgusted by you.
You are nothing but an anomalistically chicken-hearted depressing wimp with a poor claim to being human.
Your whole family are cows.
I think you are a nasty spoilsport from hell.
Drat! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so revoltingly vile.
Penis-loving deadshit, bugger you!
Shit! I loathe you! What a blabbering dickhead!
You are a dreary low-life, a yobbo and a hysterically babbling snot-miner.
How come you’re such an anal dweller?
I’ve never met such an unendurably inferior faeces-brain.
Start making some sense you evil twerp.
Have you always been a wacko?
Do us all a favour and grow up!
Wicked nerd!
Everyone thinks you are a lazy woeful perverted goat-sniffer.
Go to buggary!
Frigging leech.
You are a loser, a tart and a numbskull.
You are unbearable, nutty, despicable, dishonest and ludicrous!
Go play in fucking traffic you atavistic nazi.
You are a smarmily lily-livered fish-bum with no friends.
Not only are you a troublesome egotistical scandalous loser, you are a gibbering delinquent as well.
Are you aware what an arsehole you are?
What a sluttish inconsiderate cuckoo.
My oath! Go away! What a bleeding mulish mongulated rotter!
Fuck! You racist toss-pot! Do us all a bloody favour and wake up and smell the fucking roses.
Bite my arse you abominably pencil-dicked con artist! Hell! I wish you would stop wasting my fucking time!
Get out of my sight. Go and look in the mirror you vulture.
Do you enjoy nauseating me? Stuff off!
What a childish outlandish lowly blabbering malicious dingbat! You are really starting to make me angry.
Shit. You are a bloody absurd baboon. Why don’t you go and jump in the lake!
You are so infuriatingly barbarous! I am fed up with you!
Darn you drive me crazy. You are such a knob-gobbler.
I have had about enough of you, you tiresome degenerate fruitcake. Bloody hell. Get out of my sight.
Eat shit you whore’s son! You are so hare-brained!
Fuck. You are so flea-bitten!
I can’t believe how irrational you are!
You better pull your frigging finger out you bum!
You repulse me! Shut the fuck up you fucking sow!
I’ve heard you are a liar.
You are not just a mulish yobbo; you are dreadfully unctuous as well!
I am disgusted by you, you fucking contemptible monkey-headed pus-fucker!
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a sluttish freak who bloody irritates me.
Have you been told what a butt-head you are lately?
Narrow-minded sadist!
Bloody hell! What a frigging obese dolt. Shit you give me the creeps.
I’m important, but you’re just a stinky glutton with stinky feet.
Go away you tediously contemptible, vulgarly untrustworthy, extremely beastial self-important douche-bag.
Admit it; you are a deviant, aren’t you?
Bloody stupidly childish arsewipe. You are so bloody pustulantly second-rate. Drop dead.
Shit! How about you go swim in sewage!
Have I told you what a fleabag Darryl is lately?
You are fucking racist! Go away.
You’re a bit of a fraud, aren’t you?
Barking-mad. You are so bleeding degenerately barking-mad.
You are so reptilian!
You make me mad. A pox on you!
Why don’t you stop playing with yourself.
You would have to be the most horribly repellent ponce I have ever met!
I’ve never met such an outlandishly loathsome junkie.
Fucking hell! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so foolishly inadequate!
I think you are as ugly as sin!
You are nothing but a dreadful rat who hasn’t got a clue.
The most wearisomely deviant runt I know would have to be your sister.
Your whole family are turd burglars!
Fucking turkey! I loathe you. I hope you go away forever.
My God. Get lost!
Do you enjoy being a bleeding tragic nerd?
Grow up!
What a fucking whore’s son.
I’ve met a lot of unclean dirt-brains in my time; but you would have to be the most unpleasantly malodorous.
Wake up to yourself! You horridly grotesque freak. Drop dead.
I find you offensive you evil-looking perverse villain.
Darn! You fucking ape. Jesus Christ! Go drown yourself.
Are you aware what a pest you are?
Get fucked you synthetic maggot.
I think you are a bloody snot-brained pig!
Grotesque, beastial, amazingly brutish buffoon!
What a dork.
It bores me that you are such a moron.
Everyone thinks you are a turd.
It grosses me out that you are so revoltingly fat.
Fucking simpleton.
You are as crazy as a bedbug you dweeb.
Your friends are all fucking fatuous throwbacks too!
You better sit on a pineapple! Talk about a superstitious gibbon.
Do you enjoy infuriating me? Fuck you!
You are a parasite, a hypocrite and a beast!
Darn! You are such a loser!
Aren’t you sick of being an embarrassing hare-brained parasitical pig-dog?
Hell! I have had about enough of you. What a frightfully effeminate fanatic!
What a bloody slagbag you are.
A pox on you, you slag! I suggest you fuck off.
Go to hell. Get lost! Stuff you!
I find you to be maladjusted and fatuously yellow-toothed!
Farcical gimp! Stuff off.
You are so foolhardy. God! Go swim with some sharks.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a brain-dead pig with a big nose!
You are an indolent mole!
Anal-retentive indefensible worm.
You are a grotesquely dismal pawn.
Hell! How bloody abhorrent are you. Wake up to yourself!
Dreck!
Hell! You are as mad as a hatter.
You are nothing but a frightful philanderer!
You are atavistically neurotic, painfully senseless and wearisome.
Fuck. You are a mongrel. Sit on a pineapple.
Damn you.
Premature-ejaculator!
Have you always been a coward?
You evil cuckoo! By the hairy balls of Baal.
Drat. Were you born this unbearable?
Damn. You dreck.
Have I told you what a twerp you are lately?
I think you are as silly as a bleeding wheel!
Go drown yourself!
I’ve heard you are a deranged dolt.
How come you’re such a bantam-brained con artist?
You are totally bloody smelly. What a feeble-minded sybaritic dreck.
Make my day and leave this planet you dorky bum.
Eat shit. I suggest you jump off a cliff you mental imbecile!
Damn! Why are you so superciliously scabby?
Fuck! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so narrow-mindedly repellent.
What a deplorable evildoer! Go to hell.
I suggest you pull your finger out you overindulgent bitch!
You are a banal smarmy redneck! Make my day and move to mars.
Fuck. I hope you go back to hell.
I find you offensive you skank. Goddamn! Kiss my arse!
Stop being such a bumbling prickless maniac!
I can’t work out whether you are a simple-minded pig-dog or just a tight-arsed buck-toothed arsehole with no morals.
Fuck. Go fuck yourself! Shit. You reptilian kill-joy.
You are so bloody skanky that it bores me.
You make me goddamn angry! Go to buggary you bloody disappointing v d ridden dung-beetle.
Fucking deviant! I find you repellent. I wish you would fuck off!
Fuck you, you bloody turd burglar! Get lost.
Damn you, you fucking misbegotten nerd!
I’m gifted, but you’re just a bloody unclean lout who belongs in a fucking zoo.
You appall me! Get out of my sight.
Bollocks! You and your friends are all drecks.
I am horrorstruck by you, you bloody congenitally-clueless lamentable airhead!
Disrespectful, deranged, barbarously inept ruffian!
What a bloody hillbilly.
Fuck. You are such a fucking irritating hog!
Your sister is a scatter-brained heifer.
Do you enjoy being a prick who hasn’t got the brains they were born with?
Up yours you deformed unimaginative bungler!
I think you are the most unbearably small-minded swindler in the entire universe.
Fuck. What a mother-fucking freaky madman. Crap!
You are obviously a sloven with every venereal disease known to modern science.
You are making me mad! Grow a brain you dirt-brain.
Up yours you bungling clown! You better just fuck right off.
You are so amazingly subnormal. Damn. Do us all a favour and go and get fucked.
Why don’t you go jump in a volcano! Talk about a disrespectful rotten scabrous dung-worshipping harlot!
By Christ! You obnoxiously inconsiderate brutish sleasebag!
You are a devolved hillbilly. Fuck off!
It exasperates me that you are such a hick.
Subnormal knob.
You are nothing but a cretinous under-educated vulture with stupid ideas!
Oh my God. You are so intolerably mad.
Aren’t you sick of being a rat?
By fuck. Please go away! God.
I wish you would move to mars you banefully slovenly dreck.
Your friends are all horrendous losers too!
Damn! What a horrible halfwit. Damn you!
You are an extraordinarily greedy con artist with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
I’ve met a lot of fish-bums in my time; but you would have to be the most peculiarly dense.
Have you any idea how rottenly bigoted you are?
You are so grotesquely sexist! I really dislike you!
I think you are as foul as satan’s flatulence!
You’re a bit of a delinquent, aren’t you?
Uninviting preposterous awful slut, grow a brain!
I’ve never met such a fucking drug fucked liar.
The only thing for you to do is piss off!
Fucking hell. Were you born this wicked?
Admit it; you are a babbling fanatic, aren’t you?
Have you always been a slimeball?
Make me happy and grow a brain.
Do us all a favour and stop playing with yourself you goddamn pawn!
Do you enjoy giving me the creeps? Suck shit.
Make yourself scarce you servile two-faced brainless wretch.
Damn! Stop playing with yourself!
Everyone thinks you are an ignoramus.
You are an extremely bigoted nutcase with a poor claim to being human.
Shut up. What a faggot!
How come you’re such a pompous revolting wanker?
You think you are a genius, but you’re just a frigging greedy-guts in need of a face-lift.
What a goddamn friendless weird juvenile trollop you are.
You are irksomely hopeless! Curse you!
Stupid come-junkie!
You are a fraud, a dickwad and a suckhole!
You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just an evil-minded son of a bitch who pisses me off.
Shit! I am repelled by you. What a bloody farcical villain!
Hell! You malicious arsehole!
What’s it like to be a sub-human madman?
Why don’t you stop being such a weirdo.
Bloody hell! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all deviate moles too!
Have I told you what a psychopath you are lately?
Go swim with some sharks you inconsiderate ruffian!
I can’t work out whether you are an ineffectual halfwit or just a dopey slob who is stuck in the frigging past.
I can’t believe how unreasonably sycophantic you are.
Damn you! Jesus fucking Christ! You fucking dingbat!
Fuck! What a pretentious heifer!
What a bloody clown. You are really starting to exasperate me!
Your whole family are slimy babbling monkeys.
You make me sick. Wake up to yourself.
Hell! You obstinately hunchbacked nobody.
You are nothing but an irrational prude!
By Christ! The President of the United States of America is as ugly as a fucking warthog.
Hell. I curse the day I met you! What a frightfully patronizing shrew!
Darryl is so mulish.
My God. Go away! Fucking oath! You fucking disappointingly pig-ugly dunderhead.
Have you been told what a senseless rotter you are lately?
Damn! You are a pathetic abomination. Grow up!
You are a flabby-arsed maniac, a vomit-inducing friendless foolish rat and a maniacally sluttish screwy v d ridden trollop!
You better go jump in a volcano! Talk about a bottom-sniffer!
You friendless wombat-worshipping moron! God.
God. Bloody baboon. Hell.
Are you aware what an anal dweller you are?
Bloody oath you annoy me!
You are not just a deformed bitch; you are simple-mindedly malicious as well!
Shut up you pesky creep!
Dunderhead.
You are totally petty. What a weak-willed irrelevant deviant.
You are a mongrel who hasn’t got a clue. Make my day and leave this planet.
I’ve never met such an immoral cunt.
Fuck! Were you born this second-rate?
I think you are the most boarish liar in the entire universe!
Go away. I can’t believe what an unbearable vulture you are!
Do you enjoy grossing me out? Bugger off!
Bloody oath.
Your friends are all morbid bunglers too!
You’re a bit of a dweeb, aren’t you?
I really dislike you, you bloody inane goat-brained screw-up!
Christ. You are such an embittered dog.
Go away you screwball! You are so friendless.
Darn! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so unforgivably treacherous.
Have you any idea how painfully outrageous you are?
You are a lout, a dreadful miscreant and an aggravatingly awful maniac.
You are ignominious, degenerate, annoying, inept and synthetic!
Sod off you fucking freak. You really drive me crazy.
Shit! You are so bloody shamefully belligerent!
Hell you exasperate me, you devilish cretin.
Go away!
You make me sick! Damn you, you fucking derelict.
You are a dingbat, a crap-face and an invertebrate!
I am repelled by you, you ignoramus!
I’ve heard you are a bloody sack of shit.
How come you’re such a dung-sniffing brainless pig?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a swine who everyone laughs at!
Get out of my sight you ignominious deviate. Damn! What an unendurably bumbling ignominious deviate you are!
I find you to be cretinous and neurotic!
Damn! I suggest you go swim with some sharks! Hell! You devolved maggot.
Drat. Why are you so exceedingly outrageous?
Stop being such a dung-beetle.
Get a life, dick-breath!
Hell! I hope you piss off you bloody wearisomely sub-literate self-indulgent hermaphrodite!
Curse you, you fucking pompous repulsive cry-baby.
Loutish lout, go to buggary!
I’ve met a lot of foolhardy animals in my time; but you would have to be the most stiff-necked.
Why don’t you go and wrestle a crocodile!
I find your sister to be worthless and dreadfully tedious!
Bloody fruitcake.
Do you enjoy being a monkey with a face even a mother couldn’t love?
Kiss my bloody arse. Go and get bloody fucked. Fuck you.
What’s it like to be a motherfucker?
What a chronic masturbator! You are really starting to annoy me.
Revolting. You are so fucking revolting!
You are obviously a freak.
You are insufferably sexist! Curse you!
Admit it; you are a clueless foolish arsehole, aren’t you?
Your whole frigging family are shrews!
Shit! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all barbarous throwbacks too!
Why don’t you grow up!
Screw you, you idiotically unbearable, simple-mindedly wearisome, laughable madman!
You are so wicked that it makes me sick.
Shit! Why are you such a disreputable callous debauched invertebrate?
You would have to be the most bantam-brained turkey-lover I have ever met.
My God! What a repetitious chronic masturbator. Stuff you!
I can’t fucking believe how obscenely unjustifiable you are.
Go and get fucked you fucking low-life!
What a buck-toothed anal-junkie.
Have you been told what a tart you are lately?
You’re a bit of a prude, aren’t you?
How about you make my day and stop breathing!
Do us all a favour and go swim in sewage you drip!
You are totally bovine. What a gluttonous fruitcake.
What a dopey chickenhead! Go away.
Shit! Kiss my arse!
Do you enjoy sickening me? Go to hell!
Have I told you what a lout you are lately?
You are so lecherous! I hate your guts.
What a scum-worshipping toad-fetishist you are.
Why don’t you stop being such a mutant.
The only thing for you to do is go bury your bloody head in a bucket!
Go away you failure.
Bloody hell. What an arsehole.
I can’t work out whether you are a hoodlum or just an ignoramus.
Shut up you nazi. Do us all a favour and grow up!
Have you always been a baboon?
You are a pig-dog, a lying halfwit and a selfish woeful freak.
Bloody hell. Wake up and smell the roses!
You are a lout. Go and get fucked!
I’m wonderful, but you’re just a ludicrous daft maladjusted nitwit with a brain the size of a walnut.
Damn you!
God!
Everyone thinks you are a ruffian.
You are so dreadfully beastial. God. Go and get fucked!
You are an abnormal deviant with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil.
It nauseates me that you are such an undependable outrageous junkie.
I think you are as silly as a wheel.
You are nothing but a wicked anal dweller!
You are as thick as a brick you bloody banal airhead.
You are a sluttish fish-bum with no friends. Grow a brain!
Drop dead you clueless pus-bucket. Oh my God. What a farcical clueless pus-bucket you are!
Not only are you an irredeemable cock-sucker, you are a horrendous mutant as well.
I’ve met a lot of nerds in my time; but you would have to be the most sickeningly inadequate.
Your friends are all silly punks too!
Yellow-bellied yokel, go away!
You are making me mad! Go away you insulting fugly ruffian!
Bloody hell you bore me!
I think you are the most completely weird baboon in the entire universe!
Do you enjoy being an anal dweller?
Goddamn! What a grotesque madman! Fuck me. Fuck off!
The only thing for you to do is go swim with some sharks!
Inconsequential, coarse, perversely hot-headed feral!
You are unconscionable, bantam-brained, screwy, gutless and reptilian.
You are a trollop!
Have you any idea how baneful you are?
Up yours you bleeding tedious disaster waiting to happen! You really shit me.
You debauched jumped up goddamn monkey. My God.
Hell! I find you abhorrent. What a fuckwit from hell.
Hell! You greedy madman!
Twat!
Aren’t you sick of being a misfit?
Bite my arse! Why don’t you just fuck right frigging off you fucking pansy.
I fucking hate you, you fucking hopeless anomalistic empty-headed wearisome pervert!
Stop bugging me, dick-breath.
Futile scab.
You annoy me! Get out of my sight!
You are totally senseless. What a psychopath!
Inferior yokel!
What’s it like to be a slothful anal dweller?
Your whole family are monkey-featured parasites!
Darryl is so boring that it makes me want to puke.
Bloody hell! You are such a bush pig.
Admit it; you are a bloody deficient nasty intolerable cow, aren’t you?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a wimp with every venereal disease known to modern science.
What a fickle drunkard. You are really starting to piss me off!
Have you been told what a heifer you are lately?
Disrespectful pig!
I suggest you go and get fucked you senseless greedy-guts!
Are you aware what an animal you are?
Goddamn sleasebag.
I wish you would stop breathing you stupid fucknuckle.
Crap. Why are you such a bigoted ape?
Darn. What a belligerent cowardly snot-miner!
Grow a brain! What a pig-headed wretch.
I’ve never met such a shamefully deficient dickhead.
Fuck you infuriate me. I am repelled by you!
Stop being such a detestable mongrel.
Bugger you! Frigging hell. You bug-eyed fraud!
What a childish brute.
Fuck. Go away! Fuck. You bleeding worthlessly dim-witted loser!
I’m wise, but you’re just a dickwad that no sane woman would touch with a bargepole.
You would have to be the most burdensomely temperamental motherfucker I have ever met.
I’ve met a lot of barking-mad scoundrels in my time; but you would have to be the most absurd.
Why don’t you stop being such a throwback!
You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just a frustrating laughable dunderhead who gets on my bloody nerves.
Damn! Why are you so godforsakenly belligerent?
Fuck you, you miserly fuckup!
I think you are as slimy as a slug.
God! You are so degenerately macho!
Oh my bloody God! You are so frigging ill-mannered. Talk about a narrow-minded son of a bitch!
How about you sit on a pineapple!
Perverse ignoramus! Damn you.
You are nothing but a laughably grimy empty-headed monkey.
Oh my fucking God. What a deficient beast. By fuck! I suggest you wake up to yourself.
Fuck. What a vulgar impotent twit. Jesus.
Frigging hell! Fuck you.
You are an appalling ghastly troll!
You are bothersomely screwed up, monstrously inane and smarmily insignificant.
It gets on my nerves that you are such a piteous worthless pathetic low-life.
I can’t fucking believe how distastefully petty you are!
You are obviously a kill-joy with a bad attitude.
You are shitting me! Get out of my sight you creepy worm.
Troublemaker, stuff you!
By fuck! Fuck off. What a fucking blathering brute.
I can’t believe what a gullible low-life your fucking brother is.
What a goddamn turd burglar!
Crap! You piece of shit! I don’t like you at all! It’s about time for you to go jump in a volcano!
You are a reject! Please go away and leave me alone!
My oath! You obnoxiously vulgar callow harlot!
Hell you shit me, you joke.
Make yourself scarce you painfully unreliable, dismally smelly, laughably whorish horrid bungler!
Fuck! You oaf! Jesus fucking Christ! Please leave this planet.
Damn. You frigging shrew. Bloody hell! Crawl back into the swamp you came from!
Wake up.
Damn you annoy me.
Your whole bloody family are pieces of shit!
You are a ridiculously mindless mutant.
You gross me out! Get out of here you goddamn fat-arsed satyr!
Do you enjoy horrifying me? Stop bugging me.
Go swim in sewage you callow cock-eater.
What’s it like to be an ineffectual perverse twat?
You’re a bit of a coward, aren’t you?
You are a cuckoo, an obstinate prude and a hysterically pea-brained pig-dog.
I wish you would go back to hell you dishonest skanky shithead.
Go away, dick-breath!
Go drown yourself.
Eat my shorts. You pretentious misfit. Damn you.
Oh my God. Go play in traffic you fucking arsehole-faced monkey-face!
Unkempt unbearable unpleasant vulture.
God. Were you born this beastial?
What a bleeding petty rotter you are!
What an overweight fuckup you are.
Eat my shorts you infuriating hog!
Have you always been a gimp?
I really dislike you, you babbler!
Drat. I wish you would leave this planet! You are a dickhead!
Aren’t you sick of being a liar?
Darn you bore me to tears! You are such a stiff-necked intrusive deviant.
Admit it; you are a wretch, aren’t you?
I think you are a blabbering hick!
The Prime Minister of Australia is the most uninterestingly spineless smelly snob I have ever met.
Shit! You devious debauched bungler! The only thing for you to do is go play in traffic!
Shit. You are a loser. Fuck off.
Uncivilised, barking-mad, pretentious anal-junkie!
Go and get fucked!
Why don’t you stop being such a Neanderthal!
You are as slimy as a slug you piteous disappointing goat!
I think you are the most unendurably gross shithead in the entire universe.
You are a tiresome scumbag, a primitive reprehensible foul-smelling deformed heifer and an unpleasantly debauched temperamental malingering skank that belongs in a loony bin.
You are a backward nutty infidel with a nasty smell!
Oh my God. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so silly.
You are smarmy, malformed and sordidly deformed.
You are totally sickening. What a frustrating bush pig!
Priggish hot-headed blackguard!
Bloody oath! What a malformed miscreant. You’re really starting to fucking upset me.
Pig. That’s what you are; a fucking pig.
I think you are as ugly as sin!
You and your grandma are both animals!
Darryl is so utterly feeble-minded.
Hell! You are such a bloody inadequate strumpet!
Stop being such a brute.
Damn. I wish you would go away and leave me alone.
I’m a genius, but you’re just a rotter.
You drive me crazy! Go and get fucked.
Annoying. You are so fucking appallingly annoying!
Disobedient wanker, go away!
It bores me that you are so lamentably malodorous.
God. You are as useless as tits on a bull.
Damn! You are so monstrously stinking!
Shit. How bloody diseased are you! Wake up!
Piss off you horridly wretched offensive delinquent! Hell! How about you make my day and stop bugging me!
Make me happy and hold your breath for ten minutes or so you hypocritically evil-looking big-headed ill-mannered halfwit!
You are obviously a dreadful rat with a face like a bleeding baboon’s arse.
I’ve met a lot of goddamn gibbons in my time; but you would have to be the most intolerable.
Get out of here!
Not only are you a hick, you are an absurd perverse egotistical troll as well!
I suggest you go and get fucked!
You nauseate me! Drop fucking dead you bloody snot-sucker.
You maggot-sniffing deviant! Oh my God!
You are nothing but an unconscionably pitiable wicked sluttish necrophiliac.
Shut up! What a fruitcake.
Fucking troublemaker!
What a syphilitic filth-sniffing childish treacherous shit-sucker you are.
You think you are important, but you’re just a flatulent necrophiliac.
Darn! Your father is such a simple-minded alcoholic!
Fool!

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New Spritestorm Screenshots

I’ve posted some more random Spritestorm screenshots at spritestorm.com/gallery

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