Author Archives: Darryl Barnes

About Darryl Barnes

Musician, software designer and digital activist.

The Butcherbird: An Iconic Aussie Virtuoso

A compilation of butcherbird song videos Continue reading

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Warning!!! Warning!!! Warning!!!

All prior posts at my blog  contain foul abusive language, as a matter of fact that’s all they consist of! They were generated by a computer program I perhaps unwisely wrote in 2004 called “abuse”, a rather unfriendly chatbot.   … Continue reading

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500 abusive phrases, part 8

Demented swine. That’s what you are; a bloody demented swine! All your bloody brains are in your dick you arsehole. You’re doltish and grimy. Hell! You harlot! Goon! Get lost! My oath! What a slagbag. Shit! God! I didn’t think … Continue reading

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500 randomly generated insults, part 7

My computer made these phrases up, not me! Continue reading

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Woe to the Warmongers

The following phrases were randomly generated by a computer program I wrote called abuse. I shelved it when I realised it could be used for evil, but it’s a joke, really. Sinister, dishonest, sordidly babbling warmonger. You are obviously a warmongering idiot who fucks up … Continue reading

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Output from my random insult generator, part 6

In case it’s not clear from the title, all the following phrases were randomly generated by a computer program I wrote. You are appalling me! Make yourself scarce you hell-hag! You are a dweeb that belongs in a loony bin. … Continue reading

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Output from my random insult generator, part 5

You are an implausibly devious hot-headed harridan. Your friends are all ponces too. Fuck you, you fucking revolting inhuman fuckwit from hell! Jesus Christ! How about you make my day and go away forever! Goddamn exasperatingly unspeakable snot-lover. You are … Continue reading

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Output from my random insult generator, part 4

Hell! You scumbag! You are so insanely lily-livered. You make me want to puke. Sod off you goddamn ponce. Get a life you knob! You are nothing but a wicked bantam-brained worm that can’t get bleeding laid! Common fuckwit from … Continue reading

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Output from my random insult generator, part 3

You are so aberrant. I wish I’d never met you! I think you are as slimy as a slug! Frigging hell. What a deformed worm. Frigging hell! Bloody oath! Go swim with some sharks. Hell. You ill-mannered blackguard! I’m interesting, … Continue reading

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New Spritestorm Screenshots

I’ve posted some more random Spritestorm screenshots at spritestorm.com/gallery

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