In case it’s not clear from the title, all the following phrases were randomly generated by a computer program I wrote.

You are appalling me! Make yourself scarce you hell-hag!
You are a dweeb that belongs in a loony bin. Get lost!
You’re a satyr. Why don’t you go away?
Your whole family are inept laughingstocks!
What a miserly mole you are.
Go away. You’re so abysmal.
What a blathering low-life!
You are so bloody parasitical. Go to hell you parasitical bungler.
You are an obscenely grubby pinhead.
Goddamn gibbon!
Why are you so goddamn atrocious?
Dickhead, sod off.
What’s it like to be a skuz-bucket that no sane woman would touch with a bargepole?
I can’t work out if you are a harridan or just a chickenhead with hideous halitosis.
You are exceedingly repetitious, lamentably parasitical and ghoulish.
You are obviously a self-important, presumptuous deviant.
Bollocks. You synthetic twerp!
You are so vain that it gives me the shits.
Your father is an unhygienic waste of space!
You are totally insufferable. What a throwback.
I suggest you go and look in the mirror you nutty heifer.
Damn! Were you born this mongulated?
Have I told you what an idiot your fucking grandma is lately?
Pull your finger out! Talk about a bum!
Oh my fucking God! Go and jump in the lake you bloody penis-faced slapper!
Senseless whore-monger, bite me!
You are nothing but an unscrupulous reject who hasn’t got a clue!
Stuff you, you horrible, hysterically dishonest, lowly infantile scumbag.
Fuck off. What an obnoxious dickwad!
You’re unscrupulous and atavistic.
You are as stubborn as a bloody mule you bloody pain in the arse!
I think your mother is a dissipated dung-beetle.
Grow up you bloody sleasebag! You really exasperate me!
You inadequate dreck. Darn.
Your friends are all fucking bastards too!
Stop being such a nutcase!
I’m wise, but you’re just a racist deviate.
God! I wish you would leave soon! Shit.
You’re nauseating me, you deficient crackpot.
You are so fucking ignorant.
Hell. You are such a dung-beetle.
I am getting the fucking shits with you, you diabolical, decrepit, synthetic bicycle seat sniffer.
What a goddamn disrespectful maniac you are!
I think you are a goddamn babbler with a substandard intellect.
Fuck right fucking off!
I’ve heard you are a horrendous idiot.
You are a piece of shit, a freakish piece of shit.
How come you’re such a bleeding neurotic skuz-bucket?
Are you aware what a skank you are?
Wake up to yourself! Bloody hell! You harlot!
You’re a bit of a rodent, aren’t you?
Fuck! I find you abhorrent. What a harridan!
It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute.
Hell. Why are you so creepy?
Not only are you a grubby airhead, you are a pretentious eunuch as well!
You are loony, empty-headed, fickle, cantankerous and boarish!
You shamefully greasy low-life. Fuck. How about you fuck off!
You are a grubby invertebrate in need of a major attitude re-adjustment. Damn you!
It makes me angry that you are such a friendless necrophiliac.
Your whole family are unregenerate, repulsive clowns!
You are so barmy! I am fed up with you!
Do you enjoy being a deviate derelict?
Damn. I hope you go away forever you rottenly ugly tight-arsed schmuck.
Go away.
My God! Make me happy and leave me alone!
I can’t believe how horridly irritating you are.
What’s it like to be a monkey who everyone despises?
Bungling bungler! Go fuck yourself!
Frigging selfish milksop! Bugger you!
Have you any bleeding idea how despicably maniacal you are?
You are a bum, a knob, and a whinger.
I think you are the most morbidly immature scumbag in the entire universe.
Have you been told what a harlot you are lately?
You think you are cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a bleeding lousy abomination who upsets me.
You are obviously a dog-head who should be locked up.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a hypocritical schmuck.
Bloody evil-looking slime-bag!
You are an indolent pimp!
Everyone thinks you are a fat feral.
It’s about time for you to wake up and smell the roses.
Your grandma is so deplorably amoral.
You are an implausibly deplorable shrewish moron with an overinflated opinion of yourself.
Fuck. Wake up you bleeding foolish gibbon!
Damn you. You’re so bloody unhygienic.
Dickhead! Eat my shorts you morbid dickhead.
Unpardonable, inept, deplorably scandalous douche-bag!
Get out of here you pansy. Fuck! What a goddamn insulting pansy you are.
You’re aberrant and bogus.
You are outlandishly inadequate, foully sordid and dismally loopy.
I think you are as crazy as a bedbug!
Troublemaker.
How about you go and look in the mirror you maniac!
Suck shit! It’s about time for you to go drown yourself you abnormal, subnormal pain in the arse!
Fucking piteously frustrating pest. You are so bloody pustulantly piggy-eyed. Fuck off.
You are so deranged that it appalls me.
You are nothing but a hopeless moron without a prayer of ever amounting to anything!
Stuff off you goddamn infuriating mutant!
Damn you make me mad. I am fed up with you!
What a sickening harlot! Go and get fucked.
Cynical fuckup, make yourself fucking scarce.
You’re so bloody abominable.
Barmy hoodlum, go away.
Crap! You are so pitiable.
Go away! Darn! You scabrous, pustulant bum-sniffer!
Come-gargling tramp. That’s what you are; a fucking come-gargling tramp!
You would have to be the most obnoxiously ghastly harpy I have ever fucking met.
You are totally self-important. What an abhorrent dingbat!
Please move to mars!
Have you always been a halfwit?
Hell. I am repelled by you. What a fleabag!
You’re a hypocritically congenitally-clueless turkey.
You think you’re attractive, but you’re just a loony halfwit who has totally lost the plot.
Drat. Were you born this dense?
Crap! You are so coarse.
Fucking oath. Stuff you!
Damn!
Fuck. What a camel-fucking hillbilly. Bugger you!
You are so grossly nasty. My God! Go skydiving without a parachute.
Piss right off you annoying whorish cow! Darn. Make me happy and go away forever.
Hell. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so detestable.
You make me sick! Shut the fuck up.
Darryl is a dreadful dickwad.
Bite my bloody arse you bloody liar! You really make me angry!
Wake up to yourself, arsehole-breath!
Why don’t you stop being such a schmuck.
Fucking dweeb.
Do us all a favour and go and look in the mirror you worthless son of a bitch!
Your friends are all fucking boring faggots too!
You think you are intelligent don’t you? Well; you’re just a yellow-bellied douche-bag who horrifies me.
I’ve met a lot of unforgivable, mental, barbarous mongrels in my time; but you would have to be the most insufferably racist.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a baneful schmuck who everyone laughs at!
You are nothing but an insufferably spineless dirt-brain!
Stop being such a mental snob.
Bloody oath! You’re a maggot-loving cry-baby.
Animal! Drop dead!
It makes me mad that you are such a hunchbacked, belligerent troublemaker.
Creepy, crass, distastefully useless drip!
You’re a bit of a coward, aren’t you?
You are sickening me. Curse you, you decadent wanker!
You’re a ghastly bush pig who hasn’t got a clue. Why don’t you sit on a pineapple?
I’m interesting, but you’re just a burdensome runt with sticky-out ears.
You’re foul and cretinous.
You are a criminal, an evildoer, and a dunderhead!
You are vulgar, immoral, thoughtless, flea-bitten and synthetic.
You are so irritatingly abysmal. I don’t like you at all!
I’ve never met such an appalling fish-bum.
Have you been told what a fucking embarrassing, laughable dunce you are lately?
The President of the United States of America is the most indecently foul tedious dung-sucker I have ever met.
I think you are the most unendurably belligerent heifer in the entire universe.
By Christ you irritate me! I find you offensive.
I think you are a cantankerous, bantam-brained premature-ejaculator!
How come you’re such a pus-faced, repulsive turkey?
Fuck. You bloody bungler. Bloody hell. Do us all a bloody favour and just fuck right off!
Aren’t you sick of being a v d ridden cockhead?
What’s it like to be a corrupt kill-joy?
Everyone thinks you are an inane, monotonous, despicable screw-up.
You’re a whore.
You are a nefariously treacherous flabby-arsed redneck with bad complexion!
I can’t work out if you are a flea-bitten bludger or just an immoral tramp with a poor claim to being human.
Go away! You’re so reptilian.
Do you enjoy infuriating me? Piss off.
It exasperates me that you are so perversely pencil-dicked.
Eat my shorts you impotent, foolish madman.
Tragic cockhead.
What a blunderer! Fuck right off.
God you sicken me! You are such a cretin.
You are abhorrently tedious! Grow up.
Stubborn toss-pot. That’s what you are; a bloody stubborn toss-pot.
Darn! You infidel. I have had about enough of you! How about you wake up!
Not only are you a blathering, nutty creep, you are a grimy madman as well.
Get fucked you nauseatingly retarded, inanely annoying, wretchedly insensitive tactless, deranged, feather-brained dweeb!
You are an objectionable deviate!
You frigging pestilential turd! Hell.
Make me happy and leave me alone you self-important, grubby, unlovely necrophiliac.
You are uninterestingly dreary, degenerately inbred and parasitically nasty.
Hell! How fucking wretchedly infuriating are you! Shut up.
The Prime Minister of England is a syphilitic spoilsport!
Do you enjoy being a deviant, egocentric, satanic mongrel?
Shut up. Talk about a creep!
Fuck off. What a bastard.
Bite me!
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck right off.
Bleeding punk!
Get a fucking life, shit for brains.
You are a toffee-nosed slapper, a crackpot and a staggeringly ape-like hideous screw-up!
God! I am fed up with you! What a fucking clown.
You’re so depressing.
Bloody abominable whinger!
You are a coarse cranky parasite with the table manners of a pig.
I’ve met a lot of retarded beasts in my time; but you would have to be the most degenerately cow-featured.
Bloody hell. You douche-bag. Why don’t you shut up!
Fuck up and die! How about you stop playing with yourself you unlovely, pathetic necrophiliac!
Make me happy and go away and leave me alone!
Make me happy and go goddamn fuck yourself you lazy misanthrope!
Stop being such a cunt.
God! You and your friends are all emu-brained whingers!
You are not just a nazi; you are outrageously beastly as well!
Have you been told what a sleasebag you are lately?
You think you’re attractive, but you’re just a knob-gobbler who everyone laughs at.
Immoral fuckwit from hell, bite me!
Hell! You narrow-mindedly pathological spineless, soulless pus-fetishist!
Admit it; you are a daft idiot, aren’t you?
You are as mad as a fucking hatter you dorky tart!
Bloody hell! You are a foolishly uninteresting bloody trollop.
Your friends are all dogs too.
It bores me that your grandma is such a godforsaken, wacky pest.
Damn. You are so fucking dreadful. Talk about a vomit-inducing, pathological redneck!
I’ve heard you are a ludicrous fool.
I can’t believe how excrementally flatulent you are!
You’re an insanely horrifying nazi.
Swindler, curse you.
You are nothing but a lousy nutcase.
My oath. You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
You are so goddamn scandalously peculiar. I hold you in contempt.
Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so contemptible.
Have you always been a liar?
I think you are as stupid as a bloody sheep.
How come you’re such a heinous harridan?
Have I told you what a cockhead you are lately?
Piss off you bloody yellow-toothed skuz-bucket.
Everyone thinks you are a bleeding hopeless nutcase.
What’s it like to be a craven scoundrel of the worst kind?
Crap! Do us all a favour and crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You are a reject, an empty-headed reject.
You are a sow, a bimbo, and a dunderhead!
Are you aware what a hoodlum you are?
You’re a leech, a cold-hearted leech.
You would have to be the most ludicrously barmy turd I have ever met.
You are fugly, stiff-necked, unscrupulous, appalling and lamentable!
You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just an abominable drunkard who drives me crazy.
Do you enjoy boring me? Get fucked!
What an ape! You are really starting to bore me!
Have you any fucking idea how unpardonably empty-headed you are?
Screw you, you morbid, weird screwball! You are so insane!
You are an obese glutton!
Go skydiving without a parachute. Talk about a parasitical cretin!
Oh my God! What a fucking baboon. Darn you give me the creeps.
You’re a fraud.
You are so bloody irrational. Curse you, you irrational scumbag.
Ugly oaf!
Hell. Why are you so morbidly dishonourable?
Jesus fucking Christ! You pompous wretch. I dislike you! Start making some sense!
Grow a brain! You’re so brainless.
Go and look in the mirror.
I hope you stop wasting my time you fucking frustratingly futile loopy airhead.
Why are you so overweight?
Nauseating, dim-witted, inanely fetid monster!
Drat. You are such an unpleasant slob.
You are tragically detestable! Wake up to yourself.
Damn! Make my day and go away and leave me alone! Bloody hell!
Get a life you fuckhead! It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute.
You think you’re clever, but you’re just a ridiculous monkey in need of a haircut.
Frigging hell. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all fascist clowns too!
Hell. Go and get fucked! What a bloody deviate!
Fuck! Make my day and stop fucking breathing! You are a malodorous crackpot with no personality!
You are so uninteresting that it disgusts me.
Fucking hell! You are so dreadful!
Curse you, you feral burbler.
What a fucking sloven you are.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a rancid low-life whose repugnant odour can be detected a bloody mile away!
Dickwad!
Stop being such a sack of shit.
Revolting twerp!
Have you been told what a gimp you are lately?
Damn. I am repelled by you! What a fucking tediously disreputable snot-fucker!
Not only are you a gibbering anal dweller, you are a loutish dirt-brain as well!
Why don’t you stop being such a bigot!
Hell you nauseate me, you fickle tramp.
Have you always been an ape?
You are disgusting me! Stuff off you vile hillbilly!
Oh my God! You are as stupid as a sheep.
You are obviously an immoral shrew.
I think you are the most deformed mole in the entire universe.
You are totally vain. What an insulting whore!
You’re a bit of a brute, aren’t you?
You unbearably friendless weirdo. Oh my fucking God! It’s about bloody time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from.
You’re a tight-fisted joke. Why don’t you go away?
Fuck off you fucking pin-dicked slob! You really give me the shits!
Have I told you what a parasite you are lately?
It makes me sick that you are such a bloody harridan.
Go to buggary. You peculiarly irrational bigot. Screw you!
Bollocks. You covetous, dowdy maniac.
What an ugly, uncivilised bungler!
Do you enjoy grossing me out? Fuck you!
Damn. You bloody wacko. Fuck. The only thing for you to do is just fuck right off!
Frigging hell! What a bloody turd. Bugger off!
Devious. You are so bloody narrow-mindedly devious!
How about you wake up to yourself! Talk about a cold-hearted cockhead.
I’ve met a lot of goddamn yokels in my time; but you would have to be the most mindlessly skanky.
You’re a harpy, a tight-arsed bloody harpy.
You are as stupid as a bloody sheep you scumbag.
You are a loser, a snot-miner, and a bush pig.
Ill-informed necrophiliac, go away!
Christ! I hope you go away forever you vomit-inducing annoying nobody!
You are a neurotic, anal-retentive sleasebag. Shut the fuck up.
Get out of my sight! Bollocks! You horrendous sadist.
How about you grow up!
Frigging hell! Do us all a bloody favour and sit on a pineapple!
You repulse me! Bugger you, you bloody dickhead.
I am getting the shits with you, you incompetent swindler!
You are nothing but a witless puke-gobbler with bushy eyebrows!
Have you any idea how boarish you are?
Immoral lout. That’s what you are; a bloody immoral lout.
You are an imbecile, a thoughtless, egocentric baboon and an irritating schmuck.
Bloody misanthrope! Go to hell you unhygienic misanthrope.
Damn! What an outrageously obnoxious snot-miner. Fuck. How about you shut the fuck up!
Do you enjoy being a ruffian?
Your whole family are ill-informed wastrels.
Aren’t you sick of being a patronizing jumped up monkey?
Everyone thinks you are a kill-joy.
God! What a wrong-headed, inconsiderate knob-gobbler. Bloody oath!
You are nothing but a terribly outrageous gibbon!
You think you are wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a farcical hog who bloody annoys me.
Stuff off you dirt-brain!
You’re exasperating me, you bleeding abysmal smartarse.
You are a monkey who can’t keep his hands out of his trousers. Make my day and go away and leave me alone!
You are so dowdy. My oath! Crawl back into the swamp you came from!
Bloody hell! I am repelled by you! What a hunchbacked, disturbing, craven bush pig!
You repulse me! Grow a brain!
Wake up you deplorable pimp!
Hell! You are a gibbering jumped up monkey. It’s about time for you to go and look in the mirror.
Admit it; you are a demon-spawned shrew, aren’t you?
What a mutant harpy. How about you make my day and go somewhere else soon!
What a fucking necrophiliac! You are really starting to make me mad!
Stop bugging me. What a half-arsed, hunchbacked glutton!
You’re an unreasonable turkey.
Damn! How about you crawl back into the swamp you came from! Damn! You morbid nobody.
Jerk!
Why are you so tasteless?
You’re a fuckwitted monster with no balls at all. Why don’t you shut up?
Drat! What a maniacal, stiff-necked maggot.
You are a bizarrely filthy wacko who would lick his own goddamn balls if he could.
Stuff you, you corruptly obese, excrementally intrusive, unpleasant creep!
What a fucking hoodlum.
You are so dreadfully dorky that it drives me crazy.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog!
Oh my God. Were you born this sluttish?
What a tart. Bite my arse.
Stop being such a perverted fanatic.
Hell you give me the shits.
It bores me that you are such an obese dweeb.
Make me happy and hold your breath for ten minutes or so you bogus scruffy-looking eunuch!
Retard!
How come you’re such a nitwit?
Have you always been a bloody fleabag?
I’ve never met such an uninteresting pimp.
You are an insipid, childish tit-head!
How about you go suck on a bloody exhaustpipe.
A pox on you.
Cowardly bigot.
I can’t believe how scandalously prudish you are.
Hell. How about you make my day and fuck right off.
Hell you annoy me, you nauseating clown!
You are a leech, an inept leech.
It’s about time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You are so intolerably pin-dicked! I loathe you!
Crap! You and your friends are all useless arseholes!
Have you been told what a fascist sadist you are lately?
You are simple-minded, evil-minded, flea-bitten, horrendous and immoral!
You are an awfully brutish foul, shameful cuckoo!
Your brother thinks he is somebody, but he’s just an inferior dickhead whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away.
Make yourself scarce you hog. How about you go and jump in a volcano.
It repulses me that you are so dopey.
Deficient, wicked goat!
Do us all a favour and jump off a cliff.
You are a prude, an inept cow and a lamentably animalistic creepy whore with a substandard intellect!
What’s it like to be a mole with an overinflated opinion of yourself?
Stuff off you runt.
Make yourself scarce you bloody two-faced throwback! You really appall me.
Everyone thinks you are a narrow-minded halfwit.
Bloody oath! How fucking dense are you! Bite my arse!
I’ve met a lot of monotonous weirdos in my time; but you would have to be the most boarish.
Scabby dog, shut up!
Go away, dick-breath!
You are nothing but a donkey-molester from hell!
Damn! Bloody malformed philanderer! Shit!
What an unforgivable bludger! Please hold your breath for ten minutes or so.
I wish you would leave this planet!
You are totally dog-ugly. What a fraud!
The Prime Minister of England is the most grossly ill-mannered drunkard I have ever met.
You’re dense and unpardonable.
I think you are the most offensive monster in the entire universe!
You’re so barbarous.
You are a cockhead, a chickenhead, and a creep.
I’ve heard you are a sluggard.
Bloody hell. You are a licentiously bigoted bloody bimbo.
Knob. Go to hell!
You’re an exceedingly fat son of a bitch.
You are evilly freaky, overindulgent and cringing.
Bloody hell! What an inhuman fruitcake. Go away!
Oh my frigging God! You bloody low-life.
Fuck. Make me happy and go away. Fucking hell!
Bleeding weirdly ignominious goon. Get lost.
You’re boring me to tears, you horrid bore.
What a treacherous bungler!
Do us all a favour and go and jump in a bleeding volcano you spineless mutant.
I can’t work out if you are a cry-baby or just a cockroach-licker.
Your nanna is so fatuously witless.
I think you are as mad as a hatter.
Go away you unimaginative deadshit!
You’re a scabby hoodlum.
Frigging hell!
Shut up!
You are not just a tart; you are parasitically imbecilic as well!
Your whole family are ignorant deviates!
You’re a bit of a prude, aren’t you?
Eat shit and die! Wake up you reject.
How come you’re such a prudish kill-joy?
Hell! Why don’t you go and jump in a goddamn volcano you bloody smartarse!
You are so dreadfully wrong-headed.
Aren’t you sick of being an unhygienic jerk?
Do you enjoy sickening me? Make yourself scarce!
You would have to be the most preposterously horrendous scumbag I have ever met.
Why are you so awful?
Grow a brain you screw-up. Go to buggary!
Darn! You are a fucking fuckwitted monkey. Stop playing with yourself!
Bloody hell you piss me off! You are such a pesky pest!
My oath! What a grubby, filth-worshipping, wearisome, inbred cry-baby!
I fucking hate you, you fucking priggish fuckup.
Fuck off! Shit. You fucking unimaginative shrew!
You are a slime-bag, an unseemly slime-bag.
Damn. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so obnoxious!
Admit it; you are a bloody unspeakable slag, aren’t you?
Fuck! Darryl is an ugly, uninviting, absurd hermaphrodite. I hold him in contempt!
Damn! You craven nutcase. I detest you! The only thing for you to do is go skydiving without a parachute!
Damn you, you bloody camel-faced pervert! You really disgust me.
What’s it like to be an infuriating, iniquitous skuz-bucket?
You are so mannerless. Stuff you, you mannerless cunt.
Oh my fucking God you make me mad!
Fuck. You are so tragically unseemly!
What an unattractive misfit. Please leave soon.
You are a drip, a douche-bag and an abnormally infantile abomination.
I suggest you piss off you repulsive, racist arsehole!
Mad nobody, stuff you.
Have you always been a dunce?
Damn! How about you go skydiving without a parachute you fucking blathering bore!
Go away! I can’t believe what a schmuck you are!
Drat. Were you born this sottish?
I’m a genius, but you’re just a skank with a nasty smell.
Christ! How about you make my day and stop bugging me.
Witless slut!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just a leech with a bad attitude.
You think you are a bloody genius don’t you? Well; you’re just a schmuck who repulses me.
I suggest you go and look in the mirror.
You’re so dense.
Hell. I find you revolting. What a boring harridan.
You are lily-livered, unclean, clumsy, wearisome and bovine.
You are so inanely wicked. Oh my fucking God! I suggest you get your head out of your arse.
Jesus Christ. Why are you such a fucking greasy, callow, sickening snob?
God. You’re so hare-brained.
Your friends are all nonentities too!
Oh my fucking God! You bloody gibbering necrophiliac!
You’re a peculiarly flatulent bitch.
Godsooth. What a ghoulish moron! You’re really starting to bleeding sicken me!
Frigging hell! You are so bloody infantile. Talk about a burdensome fucknuckle.
Limp-dicked, horrendous evildoer!
You are frustratingly putrid, vulgarly licentious and atrociously bogus.
Frigging hell. Why are you so utterly foul-smelling?
Fuck off. Talk about a mental, emotionally-retarded harpy.
You’re vulgar and simple-minded.
I’ve never met such an insultingly despicable madman.
You barbarous pus-bucket! Jesus.
Fucking babbler. Kiss my arse!
Please start using your brain you unimportant, cantankerous nitwit!
Stop being such a lout!
You are so disappointingly sottish. I am fed up with you!
Frigging hell. What a dirty, useless dreck. Bite me!
God! You are so bloody perverse.
You are as stupid as a fucking sheep you fucking creep!
You are upsetting me! A pox on you, you freakish, obstinate hag.
Grow up you abominable immature leech! Frigging hell! I wish you would leave soon!
Rotten shrew, grow a brain.
Screw you! What a treacherous piece of shit!
It bores me that you are such a self-important bush pig.
The most uselessly embittered slimeball I know would have to be the Prime Minister of England.
Drat! You are such an infuriating fleabag!
Fuck me. Stop playing with yourself!
Feral, unsightly, tiresomely obstinate hermaphrodite.
You are obviously a fucking chickenhead whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away.
Fuck! You and your friends are all smarmy, immature clowns!
Bloody oath you sicken me!
You are a hell-hag.
Do you enjoy being a lout with no future?
Shit you get on my nerves, you wacko!
Bugger you, arsehole-breath!
I can’t fucking believe how fucking abhorrently depressing you are!
How come you’re such a leech?
Bloody oath you get on my goddamn nerves. You are such a yobbo!
Grow a brain.
Fuck off! Fucking hell. You are a dreary, fugly scab who belongs in a zoo.
Bloody mindlessly unhygienic nobody. Go fuck yourself!
You are an abhorrently flea-bitten pitiful dunderhead with every venereal disease known to modern science.
Have I told you what a madman you are lately?
Fuck off! You’re so bleeding ill-informed.
You would have to be the most piteously monstrous burbler I have ever met.
You are so enormously sinister!
You are totally snivelling. What a dork.
You better go fuck yourself you whinger.
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a bloody slimy alcoholic who horrifies me.
You excrementally pitiable dickhead. Oh my God. The only thing for you to do is wake up and smell the roses.