You are an implausibly devious hot-headed harridan.
Your friends are all ponces too.
Fuck you, you fucking revolting inhuman fuckwit from hell! Jesus Christ! How about you make my day and go away forever!
Goddamn exasperatingly unspeakable snot-lover. You are so goddamn uninterestingly hunchbacked. Bugger you!
Damn. You are such a vulture.
Shit! What a malodorous, inconsiderate nitwit!
How about you go and jump in the lake.
It upsets me that you are so fucking unspeakably cynical.
I am disgusted by you, you bloody inane lousy no good dirt-brain.
You are abysmally self-indulgent! Stuff you!
Frigging liar! I find you revolting. I wish you would go fuck yourself!
Cock-hungry, bigoted, malicious, unimportant goon.
Oh my God! I detest you. What an inane airhead.
You are nothing but a scab without a prayer of ever amounting to anything!
It bores me that you are such a shameful idiot.
Drat you make me bloody angry, you satyr!
Go away! You incredibly ghastly rotter. Up yours!
Have you been told what a slut you are lately?
God! Were you born this insane?
How about you make my day and go away forever you cringing, peculiar, insufferable dweeb.
I really dislike your grandma. She is such a harpy!
What a loser!
You are obviously a fucking cruel wimp who sickens people.
What a doltish creep you are.
Fuck! What a maggot. Oh my fucking God.
Bloody hell! You fucking pervert. Hell! Just fuck right off!
You’re a clumsy babbler with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil. Why don’t you go and bloody get fucked?
You are licentiously annoying, unpleasant and prudish.
You’re a con artist, a pustulant con artist.
Malicious, maladjusted, mangy necrophiliac.
Damn you, you babbling, dorky moron!
You are a brute, a fuckwit from hell, and a jumped up goddamn monkey!
It’s about time for you to go and jump in a bloody volcano. Damn! You are a callous dung-gobbler.
Oh my fucking God! Why are you such a junkie?
You are so tediously weak-willed. I am getting sick of you.
Fucking dick-molester, eat my shorts!
Bugger off you pinhead!
How come you’re such a grotesque, objectionable, gross scoundrel?
You annoy me! Wake up!
I can’t believe how sluttish you are.
You’re a petty dolt.
Bloody hell! I suggest you go and jump in the lake.
Have you always been a smartarse?
I think you are as slimy as a slug!
My oath. Please go away! You are a goatish bum who fucks up everything he touches.
Go away. What a clown.
You are a monstrously screwed up freakish goon with the table manners of a pig.
Frigging hell! You utterly stingy mongrel.
Hell. Why are you so fucking abominably ill-mannered?
You are bogus, vulgar, stinky, disputatious and abhorrent!
You are a screwball, a sickening screwball.
Fucking hell. Fuck you!
You are so dull-witted that it makes me sick.
Drat! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so petty.
Get lost you preposterously narrow-minded, disturbingly loutish, bibulous gullible bimbo!
Fuck you nauseate me.
Go play in traffic you barmy snot-head.
Not only are you an invertebrate, you are a pig as well!
You are a silly dolt, a baboon and an unpleasantly inadequate puke-head.
Evil-looking dreck, damn you!
Oh my fucking God! You are such an unattractive throwback!
You are a faggot!
I am horrorstruck by you, you bore!
You are a hooligan with a droopy arse! I hope you spontaneously combust.
You are nothing but a mediocre pinhead.
Shit! You prickless wanker!
You repulse me! Suck shit you frigging reject!
You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a sack of shit who makes me angry.
Do you enjoy being a gibbering, boarish pus-bucket?
You’re obese and callow.
I’ve heard you are a witless nobody.
What a pencil-dicked bludger. I wish you would piss off.
Fucking scab! Bite my arse you mulish scab.
You are so barmy.
Shit you infuriate me. I hate your guts!
Aren’t you sick of being a vain slapper?
Everyone thinks you are a cold-hearted burbler.
It makes me mad that you are such a dweeb.
Why don’t you go play in traffic!
You are boring me! Go away you ignominious twat!
Kiss my frigging arse!
My God! You are as smelly as a skunk.
You’re so bloody woeful.
You are not just a slime-eater; you are insanely vulgar as well!
Why are you so beastial?
What a spineless cretin you are.
Stuff you, you horrible, coarse, rancid, devious hillbilly!
I find you to be dopey and egocentric.
Go away! Hell. You senseless runt.
My God. What a retard. Shut up!
I’m interesting, but you’re just a fiendish bore who hasn’t got the brains they were bloody born with.
Clown! Get lost!
Damn! You ape! I am disgusted by you. Sit on a pineapple!
Shit. How goddamn hypocritically disgusting are you. Bite my arse!
What a whore.
I think you are as ugly as a warthog!
Have you been told what a fool you are lately?
I’ve met a lot of fleabags in my time; but you would have to be the most despicably piggy-eyed.
Do you enjoy annoying me? Bugger you!
What’s it like to be a turd with stupid ideas?
I think you are the most degenerately appalling harlot in the entire universe!
Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so outrageously pompous!
You’re a bit of a retard, aren’t you?
Everybody I know agrees that you are a debauched sleasebag.
I can’t work out if you are a waste of space or just a bloody decadent whinger with a bad frigging attitude.
What a mole! You are really starting to sicken me.
Bloody sub-human harridan! I curse the day I met you. I wish you would leave me alone!
Fuck. Were you born this retarded?
Your grandma is totally uninteresting. What a dunce.
Curse you. You better sit on a pineapple you bleeding blabbering twit!
You are a dickhead, a mangy dickhead.
Please grow a brain you decadent, tight-fisted, incompetent bum.
Have you always been a mongrel?
You are nothing but a fuckhead who has totally lost the plot.
Stop being such an unregenerate vulture!
Get a life you uncivilised, inept psychopath! You are so unpardonable!
Up yours you belligerent, smelly, flatulent, flea-bitten, amoral wastrel. How about you go and jump in the lake!
You are a sadistic, feculent psychopath. I hope you fuck off!
Your whole family are harlots!
Not only are you a cockhead, you are a mulish beast as well!
You are as smelly as a skunk you inbred tramp!
You are a heifer, a coward, and a pariah.
My God. You’re so parasitical!
Go play in traffic you pawn.
Cranky hick, up yours.
You bore me! Bugger you!
I think you are a clumsy harlot from the infernal realms.
I’ve heard you are a goddamn ape-like, scum-licking dweeb.
It sickens me that you are such an animal.
Frigging hell. I find you repellent. What a creep!
Make yourself scarce!
Your friends are all gutless, troublesome rats too!
You’re an irritatingly bungling anal-junkie.
You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a hopeless, dirty, simple-minded yobbo who pisses me off.
Go play in traffic!
Christ! Why don’t you just fuck right off you bleeding frustrating, dreadful harpy!
Ignorant, tactless, disappointingly ineffectual nitwit.
You are nothing but a peculiarly unkempt megalomaniac!
You are a nastily woeful prickless waste of space in need of a haircut.
You think you’re somebody, but you’re just a puerile zombie.
Aren’t you sick of being a fucking tragic, malformed moron?
Make yourself scarce. I can’t believe what a barking-mad parasite you are!
Fuck off! You grossly treacherous nerd. Fuck you!
Wake up! Hell! You clueless fleabag.
Eat shit you incompetent chickenhead.
Have you any idea how awfully subnormal you are?
Go fuck yourself you blathering baboon!
My oath! You bloody wacko. Crap. It’s about time for you to go and get fucked.
Darn. Shut the fuck up.
Frigging hell! You are so dirty!
You are a scum-witted zombie, a bore and a stupidly unimaginative maggot.
Why don’t you stop being such a swindler!
You are a baboon. How about you go away!
Bugger off you villainous, unclean, temperamental crackpot.
I really dislike you, you blathering imbecile!
You are a dung-beetle with no common sense at all! Bite my arse!
Frigging hell you make me want to puke!
You are irritating me! Go to hell you gormless zombie!
Hell. How about you make my day and start using your brain you unattractively nauseating bizarre drip.
You’re a bit of an ignoramus, aren’t you?
You are foolhardy! Shut up.
What a cringing, abominable wastrel.
Have I told you what a wimp you are lately?
Wake up to yourself you harpy.
You are enormously sordid, dense and indecently racist.
What a bleeding hypocrite!
Maggot-sniffer. That’s what you are; a frigging maggot-sniffer.
Fuck! I hope you fuck off! You are a frigging sleazy snob.
Bloody oath. You are as foul as satan’s flatulence.
Up yours. You’re so lecherous.
Bloody hell! You are so revoltingly inept!
You are so fucking abnormal that it appalls me.
You are obviously a snivelling, futile, pig-headed alcoholic.
You are so objectionably brutish! I find you offensive!
A pox on you, you inbred miscreant! Do us all a fucking favour and fuck off!
Why are you so nefarious?
Outlandish zombie, stuff you!
Stop being such a frigging grimy, blood-sucking brute!
You and the Prime Minister of Australia are both fools!
What’s it like to be a come-junkie with the sex appeal of a dead slug?
I wish you would piss off you indecent, cantankerous, pestilential fiend.
You’re an ill-informed mutant.
Everyone thinks you are a ludicrous bigot.
Have you always been a bitch?
Immoral, horrific, irrational gimp, get out of my sight.
You’re a posturing zombie with an overinflated opinion of yourself. Why don’t you stick your head up an elephant’s rectum?
You’re friendless and grotesque.
I’ve met a lot of dull-witted pig-dogs in my time; but you would have to be the most scandalously godforsaken.
Fucking oath. What a banal, bogus scumbag!
You are a misanthrope, a dickhead, and a spoilsport!
What a fucking rotter you are.
Aren’t you sick of being a maniacal slimeball?
You think you’re a frigging genius, but you’re just a screwed up, lousy no good fanatic.
You are an ineffectual arsehole, a mole and a friendless beastial abomination who has totally lost the plot.
I think you are as smelly as a skunk!
Hell! Were you born this gullible?
Your friends are all tragic cuckoos too.
Fuck! It’s about time for you to go play in traffic!
Fuck you, you fucking fickle twit!
Go to buggary! I can’t believe what a trollop you are!
Do you enjoy being a fuckwit from hell with stinky feet?
Jump off a cliff! Damn. You are a twat with no common sense at all.
Hell. You ineffectual bungler.
What an unregenerate jerk you are.
Piss off you shameful fanatic.
Bollocks. Bugger you. What a bloody prick!
Have you any idea how obnoxious you are?
It makes me bleeding angry that you are so detestably dorky.
I think you are the most hysterically wacky drip in the entire universe.
You are a fanatic. Go suck on a goddamn exhaustpipe!
Do you enjoy appalling me? Get lost!
My fucking oath! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all pox-ridden hillbillies too!
Bite my bloody arse.
You are not just a dolt; you are hysterically brainless as well!
You are a refugee from an insane asylum!
Barmy dingbat! Stop bugging me!
Why don’t you stop being such a pest!
Fuck! Grow up! Frigging hell! You fucking exceedingly vile joke.
Go and jump in a volcano you terrible, stubborn sow!
My fucking oath. Why are you so clumsy?
You are as ugly as sin you fucking bug-eyed strumpet!
You are nothing but an unclean, lazy, perverse clown!
Damn. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so pestilential.
You are so horrifically cowardly.
It disgusts me that your mum is such a maggot.
Stop being such a coarse, smelly failure!
You’re a cockhead, a fat cockhead.
You give me the creeps! Get fucking fucked!
Christ! I wish you’d never been frigging born. What an anal dweller!
Darn! Make me happy and leave soon. You are a bloody appalling mongrel with hideous halitosis!
What a limp-dicked idiot. Please piss off!
My fucking oath! You are so painfully aberrant.
Oh my God. What a pansy. Damn!
You would have to be the most enormously execrable simpleton I have ever met.
Drop dead you fucking bug-eyed blunderer! You are so nasty!
Everyone thinks you are a hick.
You are a suckhole, a con artist, and a bush pig!
You think you are wonderful don’t you? Well; you’re just a bleeding nutty rat who makes me sick.
Piss off. I suggest you get your bloody head out of your arse you cringing dolt.
You are embarrassing, maniacal and wretchedly reptilian.
Damn. You are a tart. Wake up.
Crap. You are so annoying.
Make me happy and stop bugging me you bleeding dreck.
Bloody staggeringly corrupt fruitcake! Shut up!
You pea-brained dickhead! Jesus.
You’re a disobedient toad-head.
Damn! Were you born this gross?
You are a deficient slag, a doltish harridan and a despicably frustrating twerp who everyone despises!
You’re getting on my goddamn nerves, you unreliable turkey.
Not only are you a tight-arsed, ignorant chickenhead, you are a slag as well!
You better crawl back into the swamp you came from!
Fuck me! You are as stubborn as a mule.
I find your father to be unendurably boarish and dodgy.
By Christ. What a piteous, worthless rodent.
Anal dweller! Screw you, you miserly anal dweller.
How about you go swim in sewage.
Fucking hell. You’re so tragic.
Why are you so belligerent?
I’m wise, but you’re just a fiend.
Everybody I know agrees that you are a baboon with disgusting habits.
I’ve met a lot of dunderheads in my time; but you would have to be the most baneful.
What a buck-toothed nobody! You are really starting to annoy me!
You are a weirdly unhygienic woeful turd with horrible hair.
You are so unspeakable. Wake up to yourself you worthlessly unspeakable prude.
Are you aware what a bungler you are?
Crawl back into the swamp you came from you abominable, bum-worshipping, peculiar, debauched hillbilly.
You’re a bit of a harridan, aren’t you?
Bollocks. Bugger off. What a bloody bastard.
Have you been told what a nefarious fool you are lately?
You are shitting me! Go away you rotten pest!
You are as nutty as a squirrel you scandalous hillbilly.
You hopelessly unspeakable son of a bitch. Bollocks. You better bugger off!
Jesus Christ. You and your friends are all wastes of space!
You are an insulting, malicious, banal fanatic with a droopy arse. Bugger you.
Untrustworthy, dorky tramp. Go to buggary.
I am getting sick of you, you sickening nonentity!
Hell! Wake up.
You are deranged, vile, lily-livered, unbearable and immature!
Go to buggary. You’re so inadequate.
Have you any goddamn idea how unspeakably callous you are?
Damn you gross me out! I find you abhorrent!
What a small-minded monkey! Make my day and go back to hell!
You are a throwback. Grow up.
Sod off you horrifically macho, moronically bungling, extraordinarily hot-headed foolish swine!
You’re a git.
Fuck! I fucking hate you! What a feculent, cunt-faced twit!
Admit it; you are a ponce, aren’t you?
You are so terribly lily-livered that it drives me crazy.
It upsets me that you are such a dastardly low-life.
Stuff you, arsehole-breath!
My God you bore me.
Everyone thinks you are a heifer.
Make me happy and go away you sadistic loser!
God you infuriate me, you fucking sycophantic invertebrate.
You are an unbearably overweight moronic nazi who sickens people.
You are so objectionably toffee-nosed! I have had about enough of you!
You are a self-indulgent satyr with stinky bloody feet. How about you make my bloody day and move to goddamn mars!
I’ve never met such an ignominiously misbegotten wastrel.
I’ve heard you are a bloody sub-human drip.
You are a skank, a crap-eater, and a harlot!
Fuck you! I can’t believe what a contemptible necrophiliac you are!
Hell! What a fucking anal dweller. Darn you make me want to puke!
You’re so hypocritical.
Shit. You felcher! It’s about time for you to start making some sense.
You are a coarse mole, a yobbo and an appallingly inconsiderate hag.
Pull your finger out! Talk about a slothful scumbag.
Your friends are all yokels too!
Bloody hell. What a flea-bitten dickwad.
Hell! Why are you so smarmily brainless?
You are obviously a lazy monkey.
What a cynical, inhuman snob you are.
How about you stop pissing me off.
It’s about bloody time for you to jump off a cliff you futile zombie!
Drat! I hope you leave me alone. Hell!
My oath. You lowly dingbat!
You’re boring me to tears, you dim-witted wastrel.
What a goddamn lily-livered, seedy hoodlum you are!
You are nothing but a contemptible suckhole.
Damn! You cynical, v d ridden liar! I am repelled by you! Wake up and smell the roses.
Wake up to yourself.
You’re a bit of a turd burglar, aren’t you?
Make me happy and fuck off!
Bloody patronizing, superstitious dickwad! Kiss my arse!
I’m interesting, but you’re just a mulish, duplicitous slag who everyone laughs at.
What a cantankerous pawn! Fuck you!
You think you’re interesting, but you’re just a bloody backward son of a bitch who hasn’t got the brains they were born with.
You’re inhuman and dopey.
Toffee-nosed sluggard, wake up to yourself!
Do you enjoy infuriating me? Curse you!
I can’t believe how obscenely dodgy you are.
Have you been told what a bloody strumpet you are lately?
What a fucking parasite.
Go bury your head in a bucket you disgusting wacko.
Eat my shorts you greedy-guts. The only thing for you to do is wake up and smell the roses!
You and your bloody nanna are both cantankerous bitches!
It makes me sick that you are so infuriatingly terrible.
Are you aware what a ruffian you are?
You are repetitious, pea-brained, horrid, abnormal and bothersome.
Fuck off you nasty, putrid dork.
Fucking come-junkie! Make yourself scarce you doltish come-junkie.
I think you are a bludger who belongs in a zoo!
You would have to be the most gullible pain in the arse I have ever met.
You are an awful feral. Wake up!
Fuck you give me the creeps. You are such a two-faced hoodlum!
You are so rotten that it sickens me.
You are a barmy, pitiful cunt, a petty wanker and an abominably deceitful lacklustre jumped up monkey who everyone spits on.
What a twat. I hope you stop wasting my frigging time.
My God! Make me happy and go back to hell! You are an atrocious, hot-headed strumpet with a face even a mother couldn’t love.
You are a bicycle seat sniffer, a revolting bicycle seat sniffer.
Fucking hell. You are so horrendously barmy!
You’re a kill-joy, a gross kill-joy.
Why don’t you stop being such a dreck.
Stop being such a degenerate bludger!
You are disgustingly pea-brained, terribly stinky and perversely inept.
You’re a slack-jawed harridan with no justification for existence. Why don’t you shut up?
What a loutish come-junkie! You are really starting to horrify me!
Not only are you a spineless fanatic, you are a bandy-legged bludger as well!
I can’t work out if you are a hideous cry-baby or just a dorky madman with the intelligence of a brainless wombat.
My God. I am horrorstruck by you. What a fucking perversely malicious gimp.
I think you are as smelly as a skunk.
I can’t believe what a come-junkie your father is.
You’re a piece of shit.
You are disgusting me! Fuck off you fucking deviant!
It infuriates me that you are such a cut-price dickwad.
What’s it like to be a totally bloody disgusting, insignificant mutant?
Aren’t you sick of being a syphilitic, inadequate, pea-brained philanderer?
Admit it; you are a patronizing bitch, aren’t you?
Go away! I can’t believe what a bungler you are!
What a v d ridden con artist you are.
What a fucking misfit!
I’ve never met such an insanely inbred slime-bag.
God. You are such a stubborn twerp.
Christ! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so reprehensibly pretentious.
You are obviously a fucking unimaginative, bovine lout.
I find you revolting you loutish, cringing blackguard!
You are nothing but a foolish screw-up!
It’s about time for you to crawl back into the swamp you came from!
You’re so bandy-legged.
Have you any idea how fascist you are?
You are so lacklustre. Jesus! The only thing for you to do is go skydiving without a parachute.
Shut up you despicable, offensively abysmal, disgustingly screwed up filthy, pox-ridden bungler!
You are totally exasperating. What a debauched jerk.
Fuck. Wake up!
My oath. You peculiar ignoramus!
Hell! What a heinous puke-fucker. Get a life.
Bollocks! What a laughable junkie! You’re really starting to frigging make me sick!
Are you aware what a slapper you are?
You are an embarrassingly bothersome screwed up twerp.
Fucking fuckwit. Grow up.
By fuck. You are as stubborn as a mule.
You are so insanely idiosyncratic!
Stop bugging me you fucking bush pig! You are so contemptible.
You are vulgar, diabolical, egocentric, big-headed and cowardly!
Have you always been a clown?
You’re horrifying me, you silly fuckwit from hell.
You unbearably slovenly nazi. Damn! How about you wake up to yourself.
I’m smart, but you’re just a drip with a bad attitude.
I think you are a pest with stinky feet.
Screw you! You pretentious imbecile. Fuck off!
Why are you so unlovely?
By Christ! You and your friends are all dingbats!
Useless, unpardonable, completely crass slag.
How about you make my day and spontaneously combust you filthy, idiotic, lacklustre hoodlum.
Bollocks! You’re so whorish!
Stop being such a macho cunt.
Everyone thinks you are a fiend.
What a fucking skank.
By fuck! You are so useless!
Drat. Please go away and leave me alone you outrageous superstitious fucknuckle.
You’re an ungainly pain in the arse.
Have I told you what a wastrel you are lately?
Shit. Start making some sense you goddamn detestable rodent.
You’re servile and pestilential.
You think you’re somebody, but you’re just a deceitful vulture.
Gluttonous. You are so bleeding staggeringly gluttonous!
Fuck off you dickwad!
Hell! Were you born this foolhardy?
I find you to be pig-ugly and stunningly slothful.
Uncivilised fiend, a pox on you!
Darn! The Prime Minister of England is so unreasonable.
Bite me! What a macho, stinky loser!
You’re a gibbon, a neurotic gibbon.
What a temperamental leech!
Please spontaneously combust you crass second-rate hoodlum!
Christ! You milksop! By Christ. How about you make my day and stop bugging me!
You are not just a spineless premature-ejaculator; you are fucked up as well.
You are as stubborn as a mule you slapper.
Shut up, shit-breath.
Damn. You are so woeful!
I’ve heard you are a decrepit goat.
Grow up you deviant!
You are nothing but a chicken-brained yokel with every venereal disease known to modern science!
Drat! You are such a goddamn parasitical invertebrate!
Bloody oath. Please leave me alone. You are a bleeding inconsiderate hell-hag with the sex appeal of a dead slug.
You are a narrow-mindedly embittered pathetic deviate who frightens small children.
What a simple-minded misfit! You are really starting to appall me.
Fuck you make me want to fucking puke.
I can’t believe how bloody dowdy you are.
I think you are the most hideous halfwit in the entire universe.
Why don’t you stop being such a fucking creep!
Fuck you disgust me! You are such a monstrous knob.
You are so goddamn disgustingly stupid! I am disgusted by you!
God! You are so despicably unbearable!
Fucking abhorrently pencil-dicked pus-bucket! You are so bloody irrationally pestilential. Fuck off.
Not only are you an irritating liar, you are a feather-brained, posturing yokel as well.
You think you are amazing don’t you? Well; you’re just a pea-brained low-life who shits me.
You’re a depressingly arrogant sloven.
Dung-beetle! Bite me you obnoxious dung-beetle.
Bollocks! What a knob-gobbler. Shit.
Oh my fucking God! You fucking twit. God. Get your head out of your arse.
You are debauched, awful, dismal, obscene and feather-brained.
You are a pimp, a cretin, and a babbler.
You are a goddamn rat with a tiny penis! Bugger you!
How about you pull your finger out you prudish pawn!
You are nauseatingly bogus, excrementally gross and horrifyingly unpleasant.
You’re so sub-human.
God. What a bleeding sickening, neurotic wacko. Kiss my arse.
You give me the creeps. Bugger you!
Christ. You diseased, depraved dung-licker. I am fucking sickened by you. Go and get fucked!
Damn! Fuck up and die! Oh my God. You fucking crass worm!
Why are you so bloody fugly?
Are you aware what an airhead you are?
I think you are a heifer!
Aren’t you sick of being a tart?
I’ve met a lot of rednecks in my time; but you would have to be the most horrifically yellow-toothed.
You are nothing but a tiresomely uninteresting pain in the arse.
Damn! You and your friends are all snot-miners!
Bloody wrong-headed deviate! Kiss my arse!
Sod off you fucking dunce. You really infuriate me!
Do you enjoy being a tart who should be locked up?
Get fucked you bleeding cruel nitwit.
You are an implausibly devious hot-headed harridan.