Concatenated output from my random insult generator, part 2

Hell! What a butt-head. Oh my God! Fucking oath. What a cowardly villain! You are nothing but a screwy scabrous oaf who hasn’t got the brains they were born with. Grow a bloody brain you bloody effeminate pariah. Go away. You wearisomely vomit-inducing laughingstock. Go to hell! Woeful witless deplorable troublemaker. Do you enjoy being a farcical airhead with hideous halitosis? I’ve heard you are a beastly ruffian. You are a fugly troll. Have I told you what a monkey you are lately? Your whole bloody family are piggy-eyed junkies! Make my day and spontaneously combust you barbarous dolt! Wake up, dirt-brain. Vulture. Mindless reject! Go to buggary. What a eunuch! A pox on you, you cock-sucker. You are tiresomely daft, conceited and unhygienic. How come you’re such a hare-brained nutcase? It horrifies me that you are such a screwball. Start making some sense! You’re a bit of a parasite, aren’t you? Make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so! You are not just a runt; you are insipidly blabbering as well! Damn! Darryl is a haughty fanatic! I dislike him! Hell. Go drown yourself. My oath. You fascist greedy-guts! Aren’t you sick of being a horrible cock-fetishist? Hell you bore me! I am fed up with you. I can’t work out whether you are a disreputable smartarse or just a dunce. Do you enjoy driving me crazy? Go away. Fucking slimy pinhead! You would have to be the most banefully smarmy twat I have ever met! Have you always been a slob? Are you aware what a dolt you are? You are a slimeball, an abomination and a whore’s son! What a mad loser. You are really starting to gross me out! You are a twerp with no personality. Stop bugging me! Hell. You monkey! Frigging hell. Please grow a brain. I think you are as stupid as a sheep! You are as smelly as a skunk you smarmy penny-pinching unregenerate satyr. What a witless dunce. Wake up. Please fuck off soon you fucking ghastly fascist faggot! What a fucking drunkard you are. Go swim in sewage you horrible lout. Sod off! I can’t believe what a bungler you are. Dull-witted, shameful, disturbingly credulous numbskull! Fuck! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so fatuously horrendous! You are so pathologically gluttonous! I find you offensive. Sub-human. You are so bloody excrementally sub-human. Kiss my bloody arse you rat! Dismal reptilian brute from the infernal realms. I think the Prime Minister of Australia should go swim with some sharks. What a beastly monster. How about you make my day and leave this planet! Stop being such a dismal brutish toss-pot. Drat! You sleasebag. I wish I’d never met you! Stop playing with yourself! Grow up you abomination. Go to hell. Wake up. You grotesquely lowly deviate. Stop bugging me! I’ve met a lot of cruel chicken-hearted troublemakers in my time; but you would have to be the most crazy. You are goatish. Go to buggary! Frigging hell. You are so bleeding deceitful. Talk about a frigging crass junkie! You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just a babbling misfit with stupid ideas. I dislike you, you freaky appalling numbskull. I think you are an intolerable snob without a prayer of ever amounting to anything! You give me the creeps! Go away. Go away. Have I told you what a suckhole you are lately? You are nothing but an inhumanly loutish airhead! Damn! What’s it like to be a loopy disaster waiting to happen with no future? You are a sleasebag, a devolved bush pig and a heartless dingbat. You think you are interesting don’t you? Well; you’re just a bloody inhuman drip who horrifies me. Overweight fuckup! It sickens me that you are so degenerate. I’ve never met such a horribly mad beast. Everyone thinks you are a clueless sadistic rat. I’m important, but you are just a loony scab. Bollocks. You peculiarly psychotic retard. You are a nonentity. Go and jump in the lake! Not only are you a temperamental imbecile, you are a prude as well! Up yours, shit for brains. You are a terribly tiresome syphilitic ignoramus. You’re a bit of a son of a bitch, aren’t you? Do you enjoy being an inane screwball with hideous halitosis? You and Darryl are both ill-mannered screw-ups! Everybody I know agrees that you are a misbegotten clown that no sane woman would touch with a goddamn bargepole. You are horrifying me. Drop dead you psychopath. Damn. Why don’t you start making some sense! My oath! You lamentable hermaphrodite. Why don’t you stop being such a nutcase. Why don’t you piss off. You dingbat! Hell. You are so unjustifiably disgusting that it infuriates me. Oh my fucking God! Make me happy and start using your brain. I find the President of the United States of America to be irritatingly dopey and hideously boring. You are totally devilish. What a preposterous piece of shit! You are not just a totally goddamn disgusting snob; you are uncivilised as well! You are obviously a retard. I am getting the shits with you, you bloody dishonest childish baneful prick! Aren’t you sick of being a cowardly irksome turkey? Pull your finger out. Talk about a cut-price nazi! You are a cynical soulless hillbilly with no justification for existence. How about you make my day and grow a brain. You are so sexist. Damn! Shut up. I wish you would go back to hell you revoltingly tight-fisted deviant greedy-guts! Hell. You are so outlandish. Are you aware what an infidel you are? Have you always been a tart? Do you enjoy boring me to tears? Grow up! My bloody oath. Stuff you. What a frigging junkie! What a weirdo. Sod off. I find you to be enormously farcical and wearisomely horrendous! What a drunkard you are. Oh my God. How bloody incorrigibly slimy are you! Grow up. You are a greedy-guts, a whore’s son and a son of a bitch! I think you are as slimy as a slug! Fucking oaf. Shit you infuriate me! You are such a troublemaker. What an evil-looking necrophiliac! Have I told you what an infidel you are lately? I think you are the most enormously germ-ridden dickwad in the entire universe! Grow a brain you whore’s son! Grow a brain. What a bleeding skuz-bucket. Your friends are all distasteful anal-junkies too. I can’t believe how simple-mindedly pathological you are! You make me angry! Grow up! Blackguard! Hell. I wish you would spontaneously combust! You are an infidel! What a shrew! You are really starting to make me angry. Darn. Go drown yourself. I’ve heard you are a flatulent bludger. I’ve never met such a frigging sluttish piece of shit. Oh my God you make me mad. I dislike you! Christ you make me mad! Admit it; you are an unkempt nazi, aren’t you? Barmy ape-like slapper! How come you’re such a pervert? You’re a bit of a deadshit, aren’t you? Go skydiving without a parachute! You are a harpy. You think you are attractive don’t you? Well; you’re just a distasteful snot-miner who makes me angry. Everyone thinks you are an unseemly screwball. Go and get fucked you pencil-dicked lecher! God. Why are you so pathetically pea-brained? I hope you piss off! Drat you upset me, you unseemly fiend! You are making me angry! Go away you unimaginative leech. Stop pissing me off you fucking harlot. Have you been told what a stupid revolting baboon you are lately? Shit! You are the most deranged toss-pot on this planet. You are nothing but a tiresomely lamentable slagbag! What’s it like to be a burdensome mongrel with stinky feet? My oath. Go drown yourself. Drat. You loutish animal! You are foully chicken-hearted, simple-mindedly ape-like and scabby. Start making some bloody sense! My oath! You are a belligerent pitiable foolish frightful bastard. All your brains are in your dick! Bugger off you ignoramus. You are an intolerable ill-mannered pariah! Make me frigging happy and spontaneously combust. You are not just a wombat-witted rat; you are revoltingly bumbling as well! I can’t believe what a moronic grubby horrendous strumpet your sister is. The only thing for you to do is go drown yourself. Talk about a maniacal psychotic congenitally-clueless wanker! Dowdy wrong-headed gimp. Bugger off you lowly stingy sleasebag! You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just a hypocrite spawned forth from an essence of purest evil. I can’t work out whether your fucking nanna is a fleabag or just a trollop. You are an uninterestingly syphilitic tactless cold-hearted dickwad who everyone laughs at. Why don’t you fuck off! Frigging hell. You are so bloody ungainly! Hell. What an arrogant necrophiliac! Your father is obviously an evil-looking untrustworthy crackpot. Curse you, you under-educated, atavistically hideous, rottenly animalistic turkey! Are you aware what a jerk you are? You are so despicably obstinate! I find you revolting! Drat! I hate you! What an ignoramus! I’m amazing, but you are just a dorky pest who sickens people. I think you are the most inanely foul moron in the entire universe! God. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so morbidly self-important. What a bleeding untrustworthy pansy! Hell. What a rat! I hope you go away forever. Fucking maniacal excremental con artist! I have had about enough of you. I wish you would fuck off. Not only are you a beast, you are a duplicitous hermaphrodite as well! God! I hope you start using your brain. You would have to be the most arrogant hypocrite I have ever met! Have you any idea how lazy you are? Hell! You maniacal cow-featured fuckhead. God! You are so extremely nutty. I think you are as silly as a wheel! Bloody oath. How bloody deplorably laughable are you. Get out of my sight! Shit. You abnormal dickwad! I don’t think we can be friends! Wake up and smell the roses. You are a hopeless loutish snot-miner. Shit! You and your friends are all pig-headed scabs. Ape. Do you enjoy boring me? Drop dead! You are a dog, a cynical maniac and a tasteless vulture. Cruel fraud! You’re a bit of a hermaphrodite, aren’t you? How come you’re such a bandy-legged bogus hag? Have you always been a worm? Go away, dick-breath. Shut up you goddamn crass trollop! Why don’t you stop pissing me off! You make me want to puke. Fuck off you bleeding dastardly slimeball. Hell. Why are you so lamentably depraved? Admit it; you are a feculent arsehole, aren’t you? Make my day and go back to goddamn hell! Hell you bore me to tears. You are such a maggot! Damn you drive me crazy. I find you repellent. Fuck! Fucking evil-minded repulsive scumbag! Fuck. You are nothing but a worthlessly clueless fraud! You better start making some sense. You are nothing but a repellently sub-human woeful prude with bushy eyebrows! Make me happy and start using your brain you foolishly impotent superstitious invertebrate. You are so hopelessly barbarous! Everybody I know agrees that you are a psychopath! You are a throwback, a troublemaker and a snob! I really don’t like your nanna! She is such a devious arrogant scab! I hate her! You think you are a frigging genius don’t you? Well; you’re just a fugly dim-witted whinger who upsets me. Stuff you, you bloody slapper! You really exasperate me! Bloody scandalously unpardonable twit. Get out of here. I think you are a screwy scab! Retard. That’s what you are; a fucking retard. You are totally priggish. What a distasteful harlot. Aren’t you sick of being an emotionally-retarded bum-worshipping deadshit? Have you been told what a bleeding freakish nonentity you are lately? Shit. You are so bloody sycophantic. Talk about a goddamn arsehole! I can’t work out whether you are a bandy-legged annoying chickenhead or just a lamentable daft crackpot. Your brother is so reprehensibly senseless. Damn! What an infidel. You are really starting to goddamn exasperate me. Drop dead you fat-arsed frightful goat. Bloody oath! How about you make my day and fuck off soon! You are a slimeball. I can’t believe how incredibly execrable you are. Oh my God you horrify me! Have I told you what a goat Darryl is lately? Goddamn strumpet. You are a tragic mole! What an obstinate screw-up. You are really starting to gross me out. What an obnoxious scatter-brained kill-joy you are. Damn you, you distasteful stinky wanker. Bollocks. Please start using your brain! Your father really nauseates me! He is such an unreliable whinger. Christ! You think you are wise don’t you? Well; you’re just an empty-headed philanderer who should be locked up. I don’t like you at all you fascist derelict! Are you aware what a mutant you are? Not only are you a nobody, you are an outrageous come-junkie as well. Numbskull with a bad attitude. Do you enjoy getting on my nerves? Bite me! I’ve never met such an unreasonable lout. Sleazy nazi! Cantankerous. You are so fucking cantankerous. Shit. You empty-headed butt-head! Drop dead, shit-breath. I wish you would fuck right off you fucking dreary vacuous juvenile annoying ugly toss-pot! Do you enjoy being a cretin who belongs in a goddamn kennel? You are execrably abominable, moronically yellow-toothed and objectionably wrong-headed. The only bloody thing for you to do is stop pissing me off! You are a presumptuous pitiful mutant. You ignoramus. Damn! The President of the United States of America is obviously an unregenerate failure who hasn’t got the brains they were born with. I’m brilliant, but you are just a cockhead with a poor claim to being human. Go away. You sordidly hunchbacked glutton. Shut up. I think you are as stubborn as a mule! Admit it; you are a fraud, aren’t you? Bugger you, you rotten git. How about you stop playing with yourself. Oh my God. You are a dork. I suggest you go and jump in the lake! I find you to be parasitically decrepit and abysmally vile. You are a wimp, a scruffy-looking self-indulgent bigot and a revoltingly sottish wombat-headed simpleton with a substandard intellect! Damn! Were you born this doltish? Bothersome, hysterical, crazy hog. Darryl is a bloody wacky baboon. He really sickens me! Bloody runt. I really dislike you. Make me happy and go fuck yourself! Your father is an uncivilised snot-miner! Damn! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so hopelessly megalomaniacal. Damn! Piss off. You are not just a perverted lout; you are bloody nasty as well! Grubby cockroach-lover. Bleeding monstrous nazi. You are as slimy as a slug you subnormal skuz-bucket! Please stop wasting my time. By fuck. What a bloody premature-ejaculator you bloody are. What a bloody screwed up waste of space you are. Have you any idea how insipid you are? Get your head out of your goddamn arse you moronic runt. Go away you cry-baby! Suck shit you deviate! Fuck. What a laughably slovenly deviate you are! Everyone thinks you are a gluttonous fiend. Hell! I dislike you. What a sanctimonious heifer. You are nothing but a repugnantly sub-human redneck! Go to hell you foolish dog. You are so creepy. I think you are an abnormal hell-hag! Frigging hell. Darryl is such a devilish pig-headed dirt-brain! Damn you upset me. Go away you shabby ill-informed excremental dog. Eat my shorts! I can’t work out whether you are a puke-brain or just a tragic hypocrite. Have I told you what a delinquent you are lately? Bite me you sottish punk. Drat you bore me to tears! You are such a selfish pus-fetishist! I can’t believe how implausibly insulting you are. Credulous glutton, get out of here. Stuff you! What a throwback! What a dolt you are. You are so foully gullible that it horrifies me. What a dirty coward! You make me angry. Make yourself scarce. You’re a bit of a nonentity, aren’t you? You are a slothful bore, a brute and a dim-witted hick. You are a joke. Bite my arse. Everybody I know agrees that you are a filthy pinhead in need of a major attitude re-adjustment. Shit you bore me, you unhygienic bore. Devolved tight-fisted deviate! Bugger off. I think your mum should shut up! How about you make my day and stop wasting my bloody time you objectionably unlovely invertebrate! You are a dunderhead, a baboon and a prick. You are a totally disgusting reprobate in need of major cosmetic surgery. Please move to mars. Gullible stingy deviant. I think you are the most extraordinarily demon-spawned burbler in the entire universe! Your whole family are puke-fetishists! Oh my God! I wish you would hold your breath for ten minutes or so! Do you enjoy being a deplorable maggot with bad breath? Bloody hell. I hope you piss off! Crap. God! You are so fucking debauched. Talk about a turkey! I am sickened by you, you bloody moronic brain-dead turd! How about you make my day and fuck off soon! Piss off, dirt-brain. I think you are as useless as tits on a frigging bull. Get out of here you eunuch! Go skydiving without a parachute. Go fucking fuck yourself! Admit it; you are a tart, aren’t you? I’m gifted, but you are just a fucking dog-ugly harpy with bad complexion. Drat! I wish you would move to bloody mars! You are a flea-bitten redneck who frightens small children. I suggest you get your head out of your arse you psychopath. Damn. Grow up you goddamn philistine! Get out of my sight. Go play in traffic you annoying madman. Bloody oath! You are a chicken-hearted nobody. How about you fuck off! Why don’t you stop being such a schmuck. I’ve never met such a soullessly juvenile monkey. You are making me sick! Kiss my arse you ugly dreck! I really don’t like Darryl! He is such a chimpanzee-witted oaf. I don’t like him at all! Dirt-brain from the infernal realms! Bloody oath. What a mediocre nonentity. Suck shit. Oh my God! You irritatingly irksome eunuch! Piss off you daft, detestably horrific, soullessly synthetic bigot. Outrageous snot-miner! You are obviously an abomination in need of major cosmetic surgery. Shut up! Talk about a big-headed hillbilly. Shit. You bloody fascist brute. Stop playing with yourself. What a frigging slag! Have you any idea how embarrassingly irrelevant you are? Go swim with some sharks you unforgivable nutcase! Your friends are all dorks too. You would have to be the most incorrigibly monstrous babbler I have ever met. I find you to be peculiarly black-hearted and overweight! You are totally odious. What a fiendish fugly feral blunderer. I can’t bleeding believe how fickle you are. What an avaricious mangy reprobate. You are really starting to gross me out! I am getting the shits with you, you snotty-nosed fuckwit. Jesus! Go away! God you gross me out! You are such an arrogant butt-head. I’ve heard you are an airhead. What a clumsy moron you are. Do you enjoy disgusting me? Suck shit! Have you been told what an animal you are lately? It is professionally incontrovertible that you are an infidel with the sex appeal of a dead slug. Curse you, you fucking brainless moron! You really gross me out! Shut up. What a hoodlum. Sinister harlot. I think you are the most senselessly fickle pig-dog in the entire universe. You are so foully flea-bitten! I am disgusted by you! What’s it like to be a slimeball? Stop being such a crap-head. It makes me sick that you are so barbarously amoral. Corrupt brute! Aren’t you sick of being a peculiar mutant? You are a bovine puke-eater, a cry-baby and a shamefully filthy slut. You are an excrementally absurd effeminate brute with an overinflated opinion of yourself! You think you are gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a foul-smelling fleabag with hideous halitosis. My God! Were you born this unpleasant? You are a bloody screw-up. How about you pull your finger out. You are nothing but an odiously licentious kill-joy. You are weird, dastardly, vulgar, repugnant and callow. Stop playing with yourself. Go to buggary you sub-human leech. Go drown yourself! Bugger off, dick-breath! You are so disturbingly egocentric that it pisses me off. Are you aware what a hillbilly you are? Crawl back into the swamp you came from you pain in the arse! Bloody loathsomely horrendous blunderer! You are so fucking hysterically unseemly. Make yourself scarce. Bloody unscrupulous dingbat. Go away! You are an implausibly gormless preposterous philanderer. I think you are as stubborn as a mule! How come you’re such a cretin? Hell. What an irrational eunuch. Damn! You sicken me. Bugger you! Grow a brain you extraordinarily empty-headed, obstinately yellow-toothed, soullessly germ-ridden evil-looking douche-bag! I’ve met a lot of foul monsters in my time; but you would have to be the most burdensomely morbid. You are nothing but an obnoxiously pretentious presumptuous bigot in need of major cosmetic surgery. Have I told you what a skuz-bucket you are lately? What a chicken-hearted mutant! Get out of here. Why don’t you stop being such a joke! What a goddamn decadent cunt you are! You are enormously irrational! Wake up to yourself. Hell! You are so completely dreary! Bloody oath. Your grandma is a staggeringly pathetic frigging cretin. You are as thick as a brick you oaf! My God! Make me happy and go somewhere else soon. I think you are a sadistic dung-beetle with stupid ideas! Ignorant dingbat, get fucked. Frigging hell. You are a temperamental pus-head. I wish you would hold your breath for ten minutes or so. Fuck! I find you revolting! What a fucking repulsively crazy coward. You are a tramp. Go and look in the mirror! Fucking oath! You and your friends are all perverted snot-miners! Go play in traffic! Talk about a fraud! Hell! What a pea-brained snob. Go to hell. You are so boringly slimy! I don’t like you at all you grandma-shagging rat. Shit. Up yours! You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just a dreadful simpleton who gives me the creeps. You’re a bit of a turd, aren’t you? Goddamn you give me the fucking shits. What a dismal unregenerate loathsome hog. How about you make my day and spontaneously combust. I can’t believe how frightfully evil you are. The Prime Minister of England thinks he is wise, but he’s just a fucking ungainly lout who should be locked up. Your friends are all screw-ups too. You are an irritating pest, an irrational wombat-headed dunderhead and an insipidly boarish knob. Damn. You are the most morbidly unprepossessing redneck on this planet. What an appalling dickwad! Hell you repulse me, you butt-head. You are nothing but a worthlessly intrusive fuckup. Do you enjoy being a pansy with a nasty smell? Have you always been a troll? Go away you wicked ruffian! God. Were you born this ludicrous? Everyone thinks you are a dissolute fanatic. Go and get fucking fucked! Go fuck a sheep you scab! Disloyal gimp. You are a nerd. Wake up and smell the roses. Hell! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so foolish. Eat my shorts you whinger. Shut up! Insufferable. You are so bloody painfully insufferable. Your father is a bloody morbid turd burglar! He really appalls me! You are so soullessly sottish that it makes me angry. Pig-headed, objectionable, irrationally thoughtless monkey. Aren’t you sick of being an obnoxious cretin? How about you make my day and stop breathing. Crap. What a cruel twerp you are. You would have to be the most dismally inbred snot-brain I have ever met! I’ve heard you are a bleeding chickenhead. Shit! Fuck off! Piss off you ignoramus! Get lost you craven unlovely narrow-minded reject. You are so stiff-necked. Have you any bloody idea how sottish you are? I’ve met a lot of unimaginative harlots in my time; but you would have to be the most horrendously chicken-hearted. You are totally callow. What an abnormal gibbon. I am getting sick of you, you malformed troublemaker. Get out of my sight you laughable screw-up! I suggest you go bury your head in a bucket! Bloody skuz-bucket. Not only are you a horrifying cock-fetishist, you are an abomination as well! What a zombie! Grow up. Darn! You callous slut! I detest you! How about you go swim with some sharks! Stop bugging me you wretchedly deficient, devilish, scandalously godforsaken primitive ruffian! You are so ignorant! I find you repellent! Pull your finger out you crackpot. My God! Your father is so foolishly big-headed! Go and jump in the lake. It’s about time for you to wake up to yourself you troublemaker! Why don’t you stop being such a butt-head. I curse the day I met you, you slagbag. Shit. Get out of my sight. Bloody oath. Bloody oath! What a bloody ignoble low-life. You are really starting to goddamn give me the shits! I can’t believe what a horrid psychopath your nanna is. You retarded pest. Damn! God. What a fucking horrific bimbo. Hell! Wake up and smell the roses! I wish you would piss right off. You are horribly devious. Screw you! I think you are a dolt with no common sense at all. I’ve never met such a bloody pathologically demon-spawned derelict. Everybody I know agrees that you are a filthy sexist screwy unhygienic slag. Goddamn. I wish you would go away you unattractively atrocious moronic trollop. You think you are bloody cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a juvenile slimeball who makes me mad. What a foul-smelling leech. I hope you fuck right off! You think you are attractive don’t you? Well; you’re just a vulgar toss-pot. Damn you bore me to tears! You are a tasteless mongrel spawned forth from an essence of purest evil! How about you make my day and stop breathing. Suckhole, go to buggary. Toss-pot with a poor claim to being human. You annoy me! A pox on you! Hell you appall me! I detest you. Pull your finger out! Go and get fucked. I can’t believe what a fraud you are. Shit. What a dickwad! You are a repugnantly barbarous spineless zombie with a tiny penis. You’re a bit of a dreck, aren’t you? Donkey-lover! Crap. Were you born this daft? I think you are as silly as a bloody wheel! Your whole family are emotionally-retarded wastes of space. You are nothing but a fiendishly contemptible weirdo. Your friends are all smarmy twats too. You are farcically insulting, barking-mad and incredibly narrow-minded. You are obviously a thoughtless gullible wastrel with the manners of a drunken Frenchman. Obnoxious greedy-guts! Piss off! Have you any idea how licentiously sickening you are? Screw you. You unforgivably lily-livered wastrel. Fuck off. Have you always been a cow? I hope you fuck off you woefully unhygienic trout-sniffing fruitcake. You are an arsehole. You are as mad as a hatter you horrid babbler! Fuck. How about you start making some sense you fucking bimbo! I am repelled by you, you git. Damn! Wake up. Bloody hell! You are as slimy as a slug. You are grubby, brutish, uninteresting, chicken-hearted and dopey. Drat. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all bum-sucking dirt-brains too. You are so piteously hopeless. You are a juvenile parasitical tactless foolish alcoholic, a psychotic imbecile and an unhygienic drunkard. I’m interesting, but you are just a yobbo with stupid ideas. What a bloody fool you are. How come you’re such a hysterical anal-junkie? I think you are the most goatish toss-pot in the entire universe! Turkey! Dopey, repellent, malicious deviate! Do you enjoy giving me the creeps? Kiss my arse! Admit it; you are an inexcusable satyr, aren’t you? Bloody rat. What a wretched drip! You are really starting to make me want to puke. You are a bleeding maggot-molesting son of a bitch whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away. Grow a brain. What a shrewish harridan! Hell! You harlot! Go and get fucked you scabrous screw-up. I can’t believe what a drunkard your father is. What’s it like to be a sexist prick of dubious parentage? What a misbegotten burbler you are. You are so goddamn pretentious that it appalls me. Make yourself scarce. What a bloody morbid dickwad! The only thing for you to do is go fuck yourself. Shit! You are a coward in need of a face-lift. Not only are you a kill-joy, you are an emu-brained pimp as well! You are nothing but an inanely unpardonable wacky whore! Bleeding completely indolent reject. You are so fucking incompetent. Grow a fucking brain! Have you been told what a pus-bucket you are lately? Oh my God. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so woeful. How about you go jump in a volcano! Drat! You are so immature. Stop being such a grubby milksop. Have I told you what a jerk you are lately? Go to hell you rottenly malformed, piteously dodgy, terrible tragic hooligan. Hell. You and your friends are all feather-brained cow-featured con artists! You are nothing but a sub-humanly slimy leech! Bite my arse you whorish nitwit! You are smelly. Grow up! I curse the day I met you, you fucking contemptible revolting knob! Go bury your bloody head in a bucket! The President of the United States of America is a shamefully brainless slack-jawed wastrel! You’re a bit of a pimp, aren’t you? Why don’t you stop being such a cry-baby. It’s about time for you to go skydiving without a parachute you turkey. Go away! You extremely effeminate maniac. Get out of here. Everyone thinks you are a toffee-nosed whore. Are you aware what a slimeball you are? Your grandma thinks she is a genius, but she’s just an excremental dung-licking invertebrate with limited cerebral development. Oh my God! I hope you go away! Have you always been a babbler? Fuck! You are as foul as satan’s flatulence. You are disrespectful, vacuous and obnoxiously ape-like. Frigging hell you sicken me, you bogus derelict. I’ve never met such a bothersomely unforgivable dirt-brain. You are a perverted goat. My bloody God. What a callow corrupt evildoer. God! Go jump in a volcano. Bollocks. What a clueless prick. Wake up. You sicken me! Sod off. I can’t work out whether you are a wanker or just an utter throwback in need of a major attitude re-adjustment. Aren’t you sick of being a flea-bitten villain? What a fucking fuckwit. Unclean nobody! Crap. You dunce. Damn! I wish you would stop wasting my time! You are a scumbag, a babbler and a sluggard. God! You are so abysmally heinous! Get a life. You are a snob with bushy eyebrows! Make me happy and leave soon! Have you any idea how uselessly dodgy you are? Wake up you impotent dunce! Go to hell! Bloody hell! Do us all a favour and go swim with some sharks you bloody numbskull! Stuff you! Bloody hell. You kill-joy! Everybody I know agrees that you are a runt. You are a smarmily tiresome untrustworthy troll with horrible hair. I hate your guts you hog! You are as mad as a hatter you drunkard. You are fat, doltish, unreliable, lascivious and self-indulgent! Bloody hell. You fucking dunce. Shit. You better stop playing with yourself! Lacklustre, two-faced, enormously stingy cretin! Damn. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so infuriatingly inept. Hell! How about you make my fucking day and piss right off. Christ! You think you are bloody gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a gibbon who sickens people. You are totally detestable. What a beast. Nutcase who hasn’t got a clue. Hell! I’ve heard Darryl is a fucking effeminate dickhead. Screw you. What a scum-brained dirt-brain! Sit on a pineapple you corrupt moron! You are so undependable that it bores me. I wish you would fuck off soon you monotonous retard! What a bloody wretched hopeless punk you are! I think you are as stubborn as a mule. What’s it like to be a backward racist stinky turd? Airhead! You think you are gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just an anal-retentive cuckoo who annoys me. Go and look in the mirror. Talk about a retard! Wacko. Stuff you! I think you are the most inexcusably feral slimeball in the entire goddamn universe. Oh my God you annoy me. You are such a senseless mongrel. Prick. You are a mannerless premature-ejaculator. Shut up. I’ve met a lot of bloody dodgy con artists in my time; but you would have to be the most feeble-minded. Boarish dog, get lost. Everyone thinks you are a freaky foul dunderhead. You are a bore, a monkey-gobbler and a repulsive freak with a tiny bloody penis. Fuck off, dick-breath! You are nothing but an exceedingly feeble-minded dunce who has totally lost the plot! I’ve never met such a tragic wastrel. The President of the United States of America is a yellow-bellied yobbo! Have you been told what a hare-brained eunuch you are lately? What a scatter-brained liar! Get a life. Go to hell you pompous skidmark on the underpants of society. You are a goddamn evilly pathological beastly hell-hag who frightens small children. Hell. Why are you so nastily soulless? Damn you, you incorrigibly sanctimonious, exasperatingly ghoulish, painfully self-indulgent heartless nobody. You are bloody repugnantly aggravating. Up yours! Goddamn wimp! Shut up! Your whole family are perverse twits. My God. It’s bloody obvious to me your ancestors were all scum-sucking butt-heads too! What a satanic kill-joy you are. Make yourself scarce you nerd. Grow a brain! Admit it; you are a baboon, aren’t you? You are a callous blunderer. Stop fucking bugging me! You’re a bit of a snot-miner, aren’t you? Why don’t you start making some sense! God. You are a gibbon that should have been drowned at birth. You bore me. Fuck you! It horrifies me that you are so absurdly soulless. Aren’t you sick of being a waste of space? Damn. What a scoundrel! Gibbon. Bugger you, you fish-bum! You are nothing but a horrifically ape-like ruffian! Your friends are all fucking tedious whores too. You are a foul bum, a barbarous twerp and a greedy hag. You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just an unseemly toad-gobbler. Dingbat with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil! Darn. You are such a bloody hideous monster! You are giving me the creeps! Stuff you, you inadequate brute. Darn. Fuck. Make my day and stop breathing! Fuck! You would have to be the most contemptibly abhorrent ponce I have ever met! You are as mad as a hatter you bloody excremental numbskull. My oath! How bloody disgustingly infantile are you! Suck shit! Fuck off. What a swindler! What an excremental animal. You are really starting to get on my nerves. I hate your guts you yobbo. My God! Go away! What a deplorable sow. You are not just a nonentity; you are shamefully indecent as well! Go skydiving without a parachute. Talk about a bloody irritating hog! Ill-mannered, tedious, small-minded waste of space. I think you are a hydrocephalic eunuch that belongs in a loony bin! Drop dead. Bugger off you frigging turd burglar! You are a bleeding cynical parasite. You think you are cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a fucking infidel who gives me the shits. Not only are you a loutish chickenhead, you are a baboon as well. You are so fucking evil-looking! Damn! Go bury your fucking head in a bucket you bloody jerk! Hell you drive me crazy. You are such a slagbag. You are outlandish, lacklustre, weak-willed, futile and pitiable. Craven cockhead! You are obviously a scatter-brained cockroach-lover with a brain the size of a walnut. You are a brutish weirdo with the manners of a drunken Frenchman! Please go somewhere else soon! Fuck right fucking off you fiend! Piss off you ghoulish throwback. I can’t believe how cringing you are! Go away! Hell you horrify me, you revolting scab! Hell! You are so staggeringly pathetic. I’ve heard you are a douche-bag. You are insufferably sickening! Eat my shorts. Fucking oath. Wake up to yourself! What a fucking disrespectful alcoholic! Have you been told what an infuriating vulture you are lately? Are you aware what a zombie you are? Do us all a favour and go drown yourself you impotent beastly deviate twerp! Fuck. I am disgusted by you. What a deplorable tramp. Make me happy and grow a brain you slag! God. How about you make my frigging day and contract some loathsome disease! You are a devolved piggy-eyed drip that should have been drowned at birth. Damn. You slut! Fuck! Make my day and go away! You are a goddamn knob-gobbler. It’s about time for you to pull your finger out. I hate your guts you goddamn gullible simple-minded invertebrate! You are so maniacally aggravating. Hell! Stop playing with yourself! Stop bugging me you bloody turd burglar. You really horrify me! What a common inconsequential buffoon you are. Aren’t you sick of being a leech? I’ve met a lot of shabby cows in my time; but you would have to be the most peculiarly boarish. I think you are the most foolishly nefarious hoodlum in the entire universe! Grow up you ape. You are so inferior. Admit it; you are a greedy mole, aren’t you? Why don’t you stop being such a leech. How come you’re such a goddamn derelict? The only thing for you to do is grow up. Everyone thinks you are a goddamn stiff-necked twerp. What’s it like to be a fucking pox-ridden unspeakable sow without a prayer of ever amounting to anything? You are totally chicken-hearted. What a hoodlum. Your friends are all devious jumped up monkeys too! Bandy-legged scumbag with no personality! What a moron! How about you make my day and go back to hell! Oh my fucking God! Stuff off! It makes me goddamn angry that you are so pathetically useless. Damn. Were you born this vulgar? You are nothing but a pathetic nonentity! Fuck. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all come-gargling scumbags too. Have you any idea how narrow-mindedly ghastly you are? Yokel. Brain-dead snob, bugger you! Stop being such a retarded slut. You are a stinky animal whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away! A pox on you! What a bloody deadshit. Not only are you an impotent weirdo, you are an intrusive senseless childish prick as well. Frigging hell. You demented feral! Go jump in a volcano! Damn you! What a bloody monster! Bloody hell. What a troublemaker. Damn. You are so frigging extremely revolting. I think you are a prude! Shit! I suggest you stop pissing me off you bloody anal dweller. I can’t work out whether you are a conceited dung-eater or just a grotesque drunkard. Get out of here! My God! You and your friends are all losers. Hell! How fucking irrationally baneful are you! Fuck off. It is professionally incontrovertible that you are a wombat-sniffing goat-sniffer. Go to buggary! You lamentably fickle beast. Damn you. What an unendurable screwball! You are really starting to make me sick! You would have to be the most stubborn slut I have ever met! Go to hell you schmuck. Get lost! I wish Darryl would crawl back into the swamp he came from. He is such a wastrel! Go to fucking hell, dick-breath! Christ! Please leave this planet! You are so implausibly crazy. I am getting the fucking shits with you! Have you always been a hog? My oath! You morbidly foolish deceitful rotter. You are fucking horribly tight-arsed. Fuck you. You bimbo. Hell. Damn. You are so devilishly disrespectful! Do us all a favour and go swim with some sharks! Whorish. You are so bloody whorish. What a juvenile jumped up bloody monkey. I find you to be unpardonable and puerile! Fucking emotionally-retarded wimp. I don’t like you at all. I hope you spontaneously combust! I think you are the most exasperatingly overweight cow in the entire universe. Oh my God! I am horrorstruck by you. What a shamefully dopey harlot! Goddamn! You are the most brainless arsehole on this planet. You bore me to tears! Piss right off! Get out of here you unattractive, simple-mindedly deformed, unconscionably rotten uninviting slapper! Hell. You nobody! God. I wish you would go fuck yourself. What a scruffy-looking necrophiliac you are. Are you aware what a joke you are? Why don’t you stop being such a harpy. I wish you would go away and leave me alone! Bloody hell! You are a tragic fucking dork. Do you enjoy being a necrophiliac? You’re a bit of a dog, aren’t you? What a hot-headed nonentity! I wish you would move to mars. Admit it; you are a crazy turkey-gobbler, aren’t you? You are totally soulless. What a witless sow! The Prime Minister of Australia is so insultingly devilish that it sickens me. Crap! What a nazi. Fuck you horrify me! Have I told you what a fanatic you are lately? Fuck! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so disturbingly vile! Have you any idea how pesky you are? I think you are as useless as tits on a bull! I really dislike you, you goddamn infuriating wanker! My oath. Go fuck yourself. You are nothing but a barbarously deceitful ignorant fuckwit! Liar! You are not just a git; you are congenitally-clueless as well! Stop playing with yourself you dopey bludger. You think you are brilliant don’t you? Well; you’re just a halfwit. I’ve never met such a bloody wearisomely tight-fisted liar. Get out of here! Senseless, repellent, painfully ludicrous blunderer! What a bloody wicked mongrel. You are really starting to exasperate me! By Christ you nauseate me, you inadequate philistine. You are a seedy derelict! Have you been told what a con artist you are lately? Bugger you, you rotter. How come you’re such a frigging fish-bum? You are an empty-headed piteous beast! Stuff you. I think you are a jerk without a prayer of ever amounting to anything! Make yourself scarce you inferior slimeball. The Prime Minister of England is obviously a yobbo who belongs in a freak show. Darryl is so immoral. You are so bizarrely burdensome. I find you offensive! It’s about time for you to wake up and smell the roses. Wake up to yourself. Frigging hell. You are a mutant who hasn’t got a clue. Bloody hell. Why are you such an inferior dog? Your whole family are ghastly debauched liars. Hell! You are so irksomely hunchbacked! Mental overweight prick. It bores me to bloody tears that you are such a vile infidel. You would have to be the most flabby-arsed clown I have ever met. Your friends are all clueless goat-gobblers too! You freaky deviate. Darn! Screw you. Bloody hell! You second-rate cry-baby! What a retard you are. What a fucking brute you are! Aren’t you sick of being an unbearable cranky skank? I’ve heard you are an unintelligent motherfucker. Stop being such a clown. You are a dingbat, a hick and a satyr. You are unclean, atrociously peculiar and idiotically pesky. I think you are the most banefully self-indulgent schmuck in the entire universe! What a bloody heifer! You are an abysmal wretch, a bumbling disgusting madman and an abominably unprepossessing crackpot. You are a goddamn smarmy monster. Godsooth! What a nonentity. Damn. It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all puke-worshipping troublemakers too! Everyone thinks you are a maggot. You are as useless as tits on a bull you spoilsport. Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately? You are nothing but a wearisomely slothful ape! What’s it like to be a prudish ignoramus? Admit it; you are a goddamn feral, aren’t you? I hope you grow a brain! You’re a bit of a bum-head, aren’t you? I hope you spontaneously combust you repugnantly decrepit crackpot. You are a degenerately foul nerd. Go to buggary you fiend! I suggest you shut up. You are totally incorrigible. What a troublemaker. Are you aware what a skuz-bucket you are? Piss off. You are not just a ghoulish hillbilly; you are stupidly idiosyncratic as well! By fuck. I am horrorstruck by you! What an unbearably evil-looking slagbag! You make me want to puke. Fuck you. Skanky dunderhead! You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just an objectionable philanderer of the worst kind. Have you been told what a clown you are lately? Damn. Sit on a bloody pineapple! Oh my fucking God! You are as silly as a wheel. Infantile kill-joy! Grow up. I think you are as ugly as sin! You are so cold-hearted that it grosses me out. Hell. I have had about enough of you! What a callous fetid fiendish swine! You are loutish, perverse, lily-livered, self-indulgent and ape-like! God. Piss right off. You are a wearisomely pea-brained mutant with bad breath. I can’t believe how intolerable you are! You are so revoltingly dim-witted. Oh my God! Fuck right fucking off! Hell. You sack of shit! Grow up. I’ve never met such an unpleasantly presumptuous nerd. Oh my God. You are so pitiably undependable. Bugger you. What a scruffy-looking shithead. You would have to be the most idiotically barmy pimp I have ever met! By Christ. I wish you would stop breathing! Fuck! You are nothing but a corruptly deficient gormless irksome beast in need of a major attitude re-adjustment! Your friends are all loony harridans too. Aren’t you sick of being a blathering ghoulish tart? Foolish beast. Bloody hell. Why are you so infuriatingly baneful? Fuck you, you fucking syphilitic twerp. Hell! The President of the United States of America is so obscenely friendless! Have you any idea how vile you are? You are a dirt-brain, a feral and a bore! Damn you, you whore! Crap! I suggest you wake up and smell the roses you frigging impotent chickenhead! I’ve heard you are an unhygienic cry-baby. The President of the United States of America is a failure! What a wastrel. Please spontaneously combust! Your whole bloody family are mindless wimps! Hell. You are the most distasteful ignoramus on this bleeding planet. You are as thick as a brick you imbecilic hermaphrodite! You are so evil-minded. You are an odious wastrel, a stinking hag and an aggravatingly nefarious bore. I think you are the most embarrassingly horrible cry-baby in the entire universe! I find your sister to be awfully backward and superciliously disrespectful! You are a haughty waste of space! Piss off. Why don’t you stop being such a pinhead. You are so deranged! I am sickened by you. Darn. You are such an exasperating liar! Hell! You freak. I’ve met a lot of perverted nitwits in my time; but you would have to be the most absurdly inferior. How about you sit on a pineapple! It gets on my nerves that you are so barbarously filthy. Hell! Were you born this laughable? Everyone thinks you are a fucking mongrel. Have I told you what an evildoer you are lately? I think you are a doltish bantam-brained blunderer! You nauseate me! Fuck off! How come you’re such a slack-jawed infidel? Drat you give me the creeps. You are such a two-faced mediocre animal! It gets on my nerves that you are such a bloody stupid rotter. Your bloody mother really gets on my nerves. She is such a scruffy-looking ineffective ridiculous ignoramus! Make my day and leave this planet. You are nothing but a maniacally beastly dung-head! Lousy, unseemly, disturbingly neurotic throwback. What a wombat-faced dung-beetle. Go away! Stop being such a cockhead. Hell. Grow up. What a fucking dork. You are obviously a filthy fish-bum from hell. God! What a mediocre nonentity. You are really starting to exasperate me. Damn you upset me, you chicken-hearted troublemaker. Cuckoo, go away! You are an idiosyncratically loutish pus-fucker with stinky feet. Fuck. It’s about time for you to shut the fuck up! Fuck. You fucking shabby misanthrope! Wombat-witted babbler. Wake up. Aren’t you sick of being a drip? Jesus fucking Christ! What a wicked fiend. You pimp. Hell. You are nothing but a congenitally-clueless pig-ugly butt-sniffer who hasn’t got a clue. Juvenile troublemaker! Get out of my sight! Shit! Why are you such a putrid fool? Shit. What a fugly harpy! You are really starting to goddamn give me the shits. Bloody hell! I really dislike you. What a fucking dingbat. You are a ludicrously foolish douche-bag with poor personal hygiene. What a bloody come-junkie! You are totally bloody obstinate. What a cock-sucker! Fuck. You intolerably ignominious fatuous pimp! I suggest you wake up to yourself you refugee from an insane asylum! I’ve heard you are a goddamn blackguard. I can’t work out whether you are a nutty tactless pervert or just a dreck with bushy eyebrows. Stuff you, you bloody petty pawn! Your whole family are tramps! I am getting the shits with you, you hick. You would have to be the most evilly useless twat I have ever met. Oh my God. I wish you would go away and leave me alone you idiotically scandalous farcical rotter! God you appall me. Have you any idea how unpleasantly treacherous you are? Crap! Go away. What an evildoer you are. Vulture! Are you aware what a eunuch you are? Your mother is a loony bum! You are so disturbingly ape-like! You are a gibbon, a hag and a hideous harridan. You are miserly, moronic, fickle, dishonest and supercilious! You are a retard, a prude and an effeminate dog-ugly hog who enjoys having sex with turkeys on a regular basis! You are not just a dick-faced pig-dog; you are pestilential as well! You’re a bit of a slimeball, aren’t you? You better go skydiving without a parachute! What’s it like to be a repugnant dirt-brain who is universally despised? Go drown yourself. Talk about an immoral gimp. I’ve never met such a completely embittered whore-monger. Hell you exasperate me. You are such a fetid ignoramus! Get fucked. By fuck! You fucking bizarre failure. What a sycophantic butt-sniffing babbler! You are a hideous piece of shit. I’ve met a lot of pitiable wankers in my time; but you would have to be the most duplicitously obese. Please piss off. Crap. What a troll you are. You better go and get fucked! You are an excremental slob with a big nose. I wish you would go somewhere else soon! My oath. Do us all a favour and get your head out of your arse you bloody pariah! You are as smart as a chicken you puke-worshipping monkey. I think you are a scab. Bloody hell! What a bloody turkey. Darn you disgust me. Not only are you an unkempt whinger, you are a weird runt as well! Bite me you feral! You are so inbred! Frigging hell. You are the most unattractive fucknuckle on this planet. Get out of my sight! You moronically synthetic punk. Eat my fucking shorts! I’m all knowing, but you are just a foolish ponce who everyone laughs at. Barking-mad, objectionable, repellently inhuman slag. You are a fiendish obese morbid pawn! Do you enjoy being a punk who frightens small children? Everybody I know agrees that you are a mad moron who everyone despises. Curse you! I can’t believe what a dim-witted mutant you are. Goddamn fiendishly subnormal fool. Grow a brain! Everyone thinks you are a gormless stinky slagbag. Wake up, shit for brains. I think you are the most witless dreck in the entire universe. Hell. What an exasperating cry-baby. Have you always been a throwback? Have you been told what a two-faced snot-miner you are lately? Fuck! You are such a pest. I wish I’d never met you, you dunderhead! Eat shit and die. You are a foully mulish gutless temperamental tit-head with stupid ideas. Stop being such a horrendous punk! You shit me. Stop bugging me! I can’t work out whether you are a half-arsed nobody or just a dickhead with horrible hair. I think you are as smelly as a skunk. Gibbering baboon with the manners of a drunken Frenchman. Your whole family are alcoholics! Do you enjoy nauseating me? Up yours. Ill-informed turd burglar! It infuriates me that you are such a fucking fucknuckle. Wake up you deviant wacko! Crawl back into the swamp you came from you screwed up megalomaniac. You think you are gifted don’t you? Well; you’re just a wretched fanatic who bores me to tears. Hell. I wish I’d never met you. What an irritatingly yellow-bellied fleabag! Shit you bore me to tears! My oath! Why are you such a synthetic waste of space? I hope you start using your brain! Hell! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so unpleasant! I suggest you go play in traffic! What a goddamn swine you are. Bite my arse. How about you go and wrestle a bloody crocodile you bloody deadshit. Bimbo! Eat my shorts you bloody aggravating dung-beetle! Damn. Make me happy and leave this planet. You are an objectionable snot-miner with a bad goddamn attitude. You would have to be the most duplicitously shameful liar I have ever met! Bloody hell! I curse the day I fucking met you. What a deadshit! I think Darryl should fuck off!

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About Darryl Barnes

Musician, software designer and digital activist.
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