Concatenated output from my random insult generator, part 1

Piteous aggravating low-life! You are a sexist faggot with no future! Fuck you! Your nanna really exasperates me! She is such a bitch! I can’t believe how senselessly racist you are! How come you’re such a harlot? What a bloody rodent! Stop fucking playing with yourself! Admit it; you are a beastly beast, aren’t you? Make my day and spontaneously combust! Stop being such a disgusting clown! I’m gifted, but you are just an unendurable skank! Eat shit! You’re a bit of a harlot, aren’t you? I can’t work out whether you are a frightful diseased repetitious bumbling fish-bum or just a dense slagbag with a nasty smell! You better fuck off you contemptible hot-headed slag! You freakish pansy! Darn! Your whole family are evildoers! Crap! You are so insufferably banal! God! Please go away and leave me alone! Bloody hell! It bores me to tears that you are so anal-retentive! Everybody I know agrees that you are a repulsive rodent with an ugly head! Get a fucking life you fucking hypocrite! I don’t like you at all you dishonest prude! Frigging hell you exasperate me! You are such a dog-ugly burbler! Fuck! You neurotic unimportant twit! You are nothing but a farcical twat! Have I told you what a skank you are lately? Shut up, shit-breath! I’ve met a lot of blackguards in my time; but you would have to be the most ridiculous! You are nothing but a mindlessly lamentable knob who everyone despises! How about you fuck off you drip! Go away you fucking ruffian! You really annoy me! Have you always been a worm? Damn! Hell! You irrelevant retard! Are you aware what a satyr you are? Bloody sadist! Fuck! What a dowdy trollop. Darn! I think you are as useless as tits on a bull! You would have to be the most tedious fool I have ever met! Fucking insufferably shrewish bludger! Eat my shorts! Oh my God! How bloody unspeakable are you! Wake up to yourself! Bugger you! I can’t believe what a bloody callous dickwad you are! Wake up! Stop playing with yourself you decrepit loopy sleasebag! You are a reject, a cow and an incredibly horrendous awful idiot with sticky-out ears! Go to hell! What a dweeb! Screwy, malformed, painfully stubborn kill-joy! Frigging hell! What a bloody airhead. Stop bugging me! I really don’t like your sister! She is such a rancid pinhead! I am repelled by her! Fuck! Please drop dead! I’ve heard you are a bloody fascist pain in the arse! You are so boarish! I think you are the most unspeakable maniac in the entire fucking universe! Your friends are all tight-arsed invertebrates too! Damn! What a horrifyingly vile swindler! Hell! Why don’t you go and jump in the lake! Get out of here you dickhead! Hell! What a backward dickhead you are! God! Why are you such a hell-hag? Hell you appall me! What a frigging pest you are! Admit it; you are a sinister stupid gibbon, aren’t you? You are a coward, a prude and a troll! How come you’re such a cranky liar? I hope you stop bugging me! I think the phrase; ‘extremely inbred nefarious glutton who fucks up everything he touches’; suits you well! The most unpleasant goat I know would have to be your mum. Bloody fool, stop bugging me! You sicken me! Go to buggary you goddamn abominable arsehole-featured slut! Aren’t you sick of being a pervert? Hopeless slimy fruitcake! I can’t work out if you’re a reprobate or just a pest who should have stayed in the goddamn trees with all the other fucking monkeys! Bloody hell! It’s about time for you to just fuck right bloody off! My God! You flea-bitten tramp! I’m wise, but you are just a heifer! Have you been told what an unscrupulous dork you are lately? Bloody oath! Bloody callous dickhead! God! It upsets me that your brother is such a mongulated brute! I’ve never met such a laughably insipid fruitcake! It repulses me that you are so slothful! You’re a bit of an infidel, aren’t you? Bloody oath! What a snob! You are a nauseating cretinous con artist! Lecherous. You are so fucking lecherous! You are nothing but a pustulantly unlovely fool! What a two-faced toadying satyr you are! Not only are you an indecent troublemaker, you are a dolt as well! Do you enjoy upsetting me? Bite me! Damn! Make me happy and go away forever! Damn! You are moronic, unforgivable, evil, obese and inane! You are totally filthy! What a feculent grubby hooligan! You are causing me to be repulsed! Fuck you, you fucking scab! You are so deplorably unseemly that it upsets me! Please piss off you senseless skuz-bucket! Everyone thinks you are an indolent crap-sniffer! What’s it like to be an unclean kill-joy that should have been drowned at birth? Do us all a favour and sit on a pineapple you freak! By fuck! Why are you so insane? Do you enjoy being a bloody blabbering toss-pot who everyone despises? Frigging hell! I hate you! What a penis-sniffing smartarse! Prudish, ineffectual, horrifically sub-human nonentity! Get fucked! I can’t believe what a mad unclean son of a bitch you are! You are a freakish fruitcake, a sickening filthy arsehole and an irrational slut! Godsooth! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so ridiculously screwy! Bloody deviate! Hell! You are so implausibly mangy! Fucking hell! You are a beast. The only thing for you to do is go and get fucked! Stop being such a slack-jawed slob! I can’t fucking believe how horrifyingly lily-livered you are! You are a sadist with every venereal disease known to modern science! Make yourself scarce! You are so piteous! I am getting sick of you, you sinister irksome wacko! You are a sleazy bludger, an egocentric faggot and a distastefully repetitious worm spawned forth from an essence of purest evil! Have you always been a greedy-guts? Bugger you, you contemptibly objectionable, inexcusably unbearable, malodorous mongrel! Shit! Get lost! What a fucking cunt-molesting misfit! You are daft, lazy and obscenely brainless! I’ve heard you are a troublesome scruffy-looking totally disgusting blunderer! I think the phrase; ‘ soulless toadying hermaphrodite’; suits you well! How come you’re such an abhorrent pig? Baboon! Damn! Your brother is such a goddamn barking-mad leech! Shut up you hysterical ape! What a monkey-witted slagbag! Make me happy and stop bugging me! Oh my bloody God you horrify me, you fuckwitted strumpet! Damn! What an arsehole. God! By fuck! What a bleeding bore! Shit you horrify me! What an exasperating mongulated deviant! Go away, shit for brains! You are so emotionally-retarded! I wish I’d never met you! Revolting lout! Go away! You nauseate me! Go to hell! Have you any idea how avaricious you are? Stuff you, you whingeing mutant! You are obviously a sottish ape with bad breath! What a sickening grotesque dullard! Grow up! You’re a bit of a slob, aren’t you? Crap! You are so bloody silly! Talk about a slimeball! Crap! You frigging depraved pawn! You are annoyingly dishonourable! Curse you! You would have to be the most clumsy arsehole I have ever met! Hell! Are you aware what a dunce you are? I’m important, but you are just an unhygienic heifer! Why don’t you stop being such a runt! Inept dog-brain! Obese nitwit! Crawl back into the swamp you came from! Talk about a frigging knob! Aren’t you sick of being a prick? How about you make my day and grow a fucking brain you sordid dingbat! God! Why are you so unpardonably gormless? I’ve never met such a revoltingly unimportant harridan! Oh my fucking God! How fucking disgusting are you! Wake up to yourself! Go skydiving without a parachute you weirdo! Have I told you what a faeces-head you are lately? Shit! Why are you such a beast? I think you are as foul as satan’s flatulence! Hell! You unreasonably ineffective tasteless worm-lover! You are a prickless weird-arsed baboon! Please grow a brain! Sod off! You hypocritical pervert! Bugger you! You and your father are both rats! Fucking oath! How about you make my day and start using your brain! I can’t work out if you’re a screwball who everyone despises or just a feculent pus-bucket who has totally lost the plot! You are unseemly, horrid, vulgar, wretched and insulting! Bloody hell you gross me out! I loathe you! You are so unspeakably idiosyncratic! Bloody loopy airhead! Go away! Heartless. You are so bloody terribly heartless! Not only are you a conceited tit-brain, you are an alcoholic as well! You think you are cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a pestilential redneck who gets on my nerves. How come you’re such a scruffy-looking mutant? Stop being such a dishonourable dickhead! You are a wanker, a psychopath and a dirt-brain! Shit you disgust me! You are an egocentric sadist! I’ve heard your frigging brother is a devious stupid dingbat! Do us all a favour and wake up to yourself! Hell! You are a disappointing sottish pus-bucket! I wish your nanna would wake up and smell the roses! She is such a deformed baboon! Damn! What a witless fiendish pig. Frigging hell! What a fucking numbskull! Have you always been a blunderer? What a spineless racist swindler! Make my day and go away you disturbingly gross distasteful beast! Shut up you unattractively sub-literate, bizarrely incorrigible, foully demented toffee-nosed sow! You are nothing but an outrageously aggravating con artist! Darn! I wish I’d never met you! What an unbearable hideous wimp! Damn! Darryl is such a wacko! Admit it; you are a slime-bag, aren’t you? You are so bogus that it makes me angry! Frigging cockroach-licker! I curse the day I bleeding met you. Make my day and stop bugging me! What a vomit-inducing wastrel! You are really starting to sicken me! Fuck me! You are so hysterically retarded! Are you aware what a waste of space you are? You are nothing but a bothersome babbler with all the charm of a horny Tasmanian devil! You are a wearisome alcoholic, a hag and a ludicrously embarrassing pawn! Oh my God! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all outrageous sinister ponces too! Hell! Go and wrestle a bloody crocodile! You are weird! Get fucked! Bite me! What a retarded greedy-guts! Wake up and smell the roses! Talk about a bloody parasite! Pain in the arse! It’s about time for you to grow up you punk! Curse you, you dreadfully cowardly despicable nutcase! Bloody hell! I wish you would piss right bloody off! You think you are bleeding cool don’t you? Well; you’re just a sexist pig-ugly fleabag in need of a face-lift. You are a turd-fetishist with no common sense at all! Shut the fuck up! Go away! Frigging hell! You shithead! Aren’t you sick of being a disobedient nonentity? What a feculent parasite you are! What an awful fiend! How about you make my bloody day and go back to hell! I am fed up with you, you brain-dead dog! I’m a genius, but you are just a bloody rodent of repugnant aspect! I can’t work out whether you are an anal dweller or just a bottom-gobbler with disgusting habits! I can’t believe what a common yobbo your fucking brother is! Sod off you rotten cretin! My oath! I dislike you! What an unendurably evil-minded ignoramus! It nauseates me that you are so clueless! Hell! Please go somewhere else soon! Jesus fucking Christ! Get lost you evil-minded slime-bag! Go away! Please fuck off! Drat! You indecently brutish laughable pansy! Have I told you what a bum you are lately? The only fucking thing for you to do is just fuck right off! Damn! You are the most morbidly irrelevant retard on this planet. Everyone thinks you are an unclean buffoon! I hope you stop breathing you maniacal evildoer! Bloody hell! What an awful yellow-bellied ape. Get fucked! You are godforsaken, senselessly annoying and insipidly ill-informed! Fuck off, shit-breath! Drat! You inbred smartarse! Why don’t you go swim in sewage! What a bloody pig! Bugger you! Do us all a favour and bugger off! Damn! You are a premature-ejaculator who everyone despises! Up yours you fucking sordid tramp! You really shit me! What a coarse strumpet! I think the phrase; ‘rottenly bird-brained superstitious arsehole’; suits you well! Stuff off! You woefully ill-informed derelict! Up yours! Crap! Make my bleeding day and stop breathing! God! Wake up to yourself! Your sister thinks she is important, but she’s just a fucking runt who belongs in a kennel! I’ve met a lot of characterless nerds in my time; but you would have to be the most sordidly miserly! I’ve heard you are a bludger! Damn! Were you born this effeminate? You are a woeful bore in need of major cosmetic surgery! Make my day and start using your brain! Your friends are all indolent maniacs too! I hope you leave soon you grossly decrepit abhorrent burbler! Stuff you, you lamentably satanic, woefully embarrassing, undependable stingy twit! Damn! You scab! I am getting sick of you! Why don’t you go and wrestle a fucking crocodile! Lowly, unjustifiable, execrably unreliable pansy! You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a bloody irritating gibbon who makes me angry. I am getting the shits with you, you coarse satyr! Drat! Fuck off! What’s it like to be a frustrating worm? How come you’re such a milksop? You are so boringly sordid that it irritates me! You are nauseating me! Grow up you irrational twit! Stuff you, you bloody philanderer! Have you been told what a burdensome fanatic you are lately? You think you are attractive don’t you? Well; you’re just a hysterical rodent who fucks up everything he touches. You are a disgustingly demon-spawned redneck who frightens small children! Fat worthless fish-bum! You are so unforgivably dreary. Hell! The only thing for you to do is stick your head up an elephant’s rectum! Everybody I know agrees that you are an inbred chicken-hearted knob of dubious parentage! You are a pest that should have been drowned at birth! Bite me! I think you are as crazy as a bedbug! You’re a bit of an anal-junkie, aren’t you? Fuck me! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so disappointingly abominable! Not only are you a throwback, you are an abomination as well! Fucking dishonest dunce! I’ve never met such a rottenly abysmal smartarse! I can’t work out if you’re a putrid bigot or just a jumped up monkey with an overinflated opinion of yourself! You are as smelly as a skunk you bloody reject! You are a daft junkie, a slimeball and an immoral whinger! Do you enjoy infuriating me? Get lost! Have you any idea how embarrassing you are? Fuck right fucking off you whore! How about you shut the fuck up! Do you enjoy being an uncivilised rat with stupid ideas? Fuck you, you unpleasant screwball! You are so loutish! Hell you make me mad! The most outlandishly cold-hearted simpleton I know would have to be the Prime Minister of England. Damn! How fucking piteous are you! Fuck you! Jesus fucking Christ! You are so soullessly irksome! Hell! Go bury your bleeding head in a bucket! Your mum really upsets me! She is such a stubborn nutty pest! What an ungainly jumped up monkey! Make my bloody day and go fuck yourself! It pisses me off that Darryl is such a wearisome disgusting dog! You are freakishly unkempt! Sod off! I don’t like you at all you douche-bag! Shit! Shut up! You are a treacherous bizarre pig-dog, a bicycle seat sniffer and a stiff-necked troublemaker! Jesus! What a bloody tart! Fucking hell you get on my bloody nerves! Get fucked you blabbering chronic masturbator! What a bleeding oaf! You are really starting to sicken me! Hell! What a fleabag. Get out of my sight! Reject! Eat my shorts! God! I find you repellent! What a wretchedly brainless fool! Curse you, you lily-livered retard! Curse you! Crap! You racist nasty dirt-brain! What a goddamn bizarre slob you are! The only goddamn thing for you to do is start making some sense! Talk about a bloody oaf! It bores me to tears that you are so nefariously pathetic! Are you aware what a hypocrite you are? I think you are a donkey-brained harlot with an ugly head! I think you are the most pesky dunce in the entire universe! You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just a fucking blabbering animal who gives me the creeps. Grow up! I’ve met a lot of tactless dolts in my time; but you would have to be the most dodgy! Devolved, appalling, foolishly wearisome wanker! Your whole family are self-indulgent stingy derelicts! Bloody hell! Why are you so reptilian? Freaky joke! You are vulgarly childish, frightfully stiff-necked and terribly unsightly! Have you always been a suckhole? You are making me mad! Go away you unreliable dense whore-monger! What an inadequate scumbag you are! Have I told you what a faeces-eater your nanna is lately? What’s it like to be an obscene cockhead with horrible hair? Your father is so hysterical that it makes me fucking angry! You are so backward! I am horrorstruck by you! Get out of here! You horrifyingly snivelling failure! Stuff off! By Christ! I am fed up with you! What a bleeding puke-brained liar! You are not just a misbegotten hog; you are anal-retentive as well! I wish your mother would go drown herself! She is such a frigging dodgy fanatic! What a twat! Admit it; you are an invertebrate, aren’t you? Damn you! What a feral runt! Bloody hell! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so empty-headed! Hell! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all unhygienic loutish dunces too! How come you’re such a bloody zombie? I think you are as silly as a goddamn wheel! Stop bloody bugging me you bleeding cretin! Loopy misfit! Hell! You are as stubborn as a mule! You are a bungler! You are nothing but an exceedingly abhorrent dolt! I can’t work out if you’re a moronic sluggard with a bad attitude or just a devolved freak! Wake up to yourself! Damn! You and your friends are all maggot-brained whingers! You are an unforgivable bimbo, a burdensome greedy-guts and an inadequate hell-hag! What an idiotic beast! Make my day and grow a brain! You are a snivelling snob! Go away! Uninteresting shrew! Barbarous. You are so goddamn barbarous! Drat you disgust me! I am repelled by you! Have you been told what a dodgy nitwit you are lately? Go to hell! You infuriate me! Go to hell! You are frigging retarded! Go away! Stuff off, dick-breath! Everyone thinks you are a deformed slimeball! Your friends are all monkeys too! You better bugger off you narrow-minded whore! What a bloody jumped up monkey! Goddamn! I hope you go away you bizarrely uncouth shrewish pawn! Have you any idea how half-arsed you are? I think you are a flatulent twit with the sex appeal of a dead goddamn slug! Bloody oath! What an animal! What a fucking dull-witted verminous bore! You are really starting to upset me! Aren’t you sick of being a deadshit? Fucking oath! Go to hell! What a bloody hag! Bloody pest! You are as ugly as sin you fucking goat! You are so pitiable. Fuck! Stop playing with yourself! I think you are the most vulgarly stiff-necked goat-lover in the entire universe! I think the phrase; ‘hideously ape-like turd-gobbler’; suits you well! You think you are somebody don’t you? Well; you’re just an unbearable troll. I wish you would stop fucking breathing! I’m interesting, but you are just a pimp! Darn! Why are you so bleeding barmy? The most pitifully fuckwitted fish-bum I know would have to be your nanna. What’s it like to be a vulture? Hell! How about you make my day and go away forever! Hell! You are not just a simpleton; you are contemptible as well! It bores me that you are such an unscrupulous wretch! Not only are you a runt, you are a mutant unprepossessing fish-bum as well! You bore me to tears! Fuck you, you fucking cock-hungry slut! Oh my fucking God! Wake up to yourself! Bloody hell! Stop pissing me off! It grosses me out that you are so bloody obstinately unimaginative! I’ve never met such a frigging perversely superstitious swine! Have you always been a slapper? I find you abhorrent you monotonous faggot! Bugger you, you dunderhead! Crap! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so fiendishly tight-arsed! You are so distastefully wrong-headed that it gives me the shits! Do you enjoy being a goddamn unregenerate dolt with a tiny penis? I can’t work out whether you are a beastial gibbon or just a mulish greedy-guts with a face even a mother couldn’t love! You are obviously a vulture with horrible hair! Bloody butt-head! I wish you’d never been bloody born. I wish you would drop dead! I’ve heard you are an arsehole! By fucking Christ! Were you born this slothful? Everybody I know agrees that you are a malicious arrogant drunkard! Oh my God! You are as smart as a chicken! Do us all a favour and grow up! Talk about a fool! Go and look in the mirror you treacherous dirt-brain! Hell! Your nanna is so tragically farcical! You are a dullard, a jerk and a moron! You’re a bit of a joke, aren’t you? Fuck me you irritate me, you maggot-faced maggot! Go away you intolerably unspeakable, repellently small-minded, scandalously ridiculous unpardonable infidel! Damn! You are so bleeding abnormal! Talk about an idiotic wacko! Fucking oath! I wish you would go fuck yourself! You are a bloody moron! You are ungainly, dowdy, hysterical, terrible and heartless! Deplorable insensitive fuckhead! Pimp! Damn you, you fickle nitwit! How about you stop playing with yourself! What a wanker! Bugger you! Fuck! Why are you such an ineffectual whingeing nerd? Have I told you what a goon you are lately? I hope you go away forever you devilishly senseless totally bloody disgusting baboon! Have you any idea how hopelessly nasty you are? Crap! It’s about time for you to go swim with some sharks you bloody shrew! I find your father to be inexcusably overweight and dull-witted! Admit it; you are a schmuck, aren’t you? Have you been told what a trollop you are lately? You would have to be the most rottenly simple-minded derelict I have ever met! You are barbarously bovine, extraordinarily goatish and cantankerous! You are so tediously empty-headed! Fuck! Why are you so grossly feral? Darn you sicken me! I am disgusted by you! I can’t believe how bloody monstrously hypocritical you are! Fuck off you unhygienic scabrous douche-bag! You are so irritatingly offensive. God! Why don’t you fuck off! You are so exceedingly weak-willed! I am sickened by you! Grow up! Everyone thinks you are a cowardly uncivilised psychopath! Crap! You are the most aggravatingly smarmy arsehole on this planet. Unpardonable nonentity! Please stop bugging me. Hell! What a weird intolerable pig-dog you are! Are you aware what a deviate you are? Please go away forever you eunuch! Hell! What an inconsiderate anal dweller! Aren’t you sick of being an animal? My goddamn God you make me angry! Do you enjoy appalling me? Go to buggary! God! You are such a malodorous fanatic! Bugger you, you stiff-necked brute! Shit! What a sub-literate stiff-necked brute you are! Hell! Go and get fucked! Damn! You morbid hick! Shit! Goddamn daft disrespectful reject! God! God! You fiendish low-life! Go bury your head in a bucket! Fuck me! I am sickened by you! What a fucking callous heifer! Everybody I know agrees that you are a sinister babbler! Your mum really makes me sick! She is such a servile maniac! Eat my shorts, shit-breath! I can’t work out whether you are a redneck or just a dolt who sickens people! You are so stunningly tiresome that it makes me mad! I think you are the most sottish greedy-guts in the entire universe! You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a burbler who exasperates me. You think you are brilliant don’t you? Well; you’re just a heifer. I’ve heard you are a satanic lout! You are not just a lying unbearable harpy; you are excrementally scabrous as well! The only bloody thing for you to do is go and wrestle a crocodile you monkey! It bloody annoys me that you are so deplorably boring! Get fucked! Fucking oath! You runt! How about you make my fucking day and move to mars! You’re a bit of a dickwad, aren’t you? What a chicken-hearted fleabag! Stuff off! Your whole family are parasitical weak-willed alcoholics! Why don’t you stop being such a pawn! Drat! What an infidel! You are a ghoulish nutty harridan! Up yours you bimbo! Stuff you! Aggravating ghastly leech! What a lout! You are really starting to appall me! Go away you weird-arsed barmy knob! You are as stubborn as a goddamn mule you troublemaker! You would have to be the most parasitically cringing faeces-eater I have ever met! Fuck! Were you born this haughty? You piss me off! Screw you, you bloody nerd! It’s about time for you to go bury your head in a bucket you slapper! You are a baboon, a son of a bitch and a fantastically congenitally-clueless pig-headed bore! I’ve never met such an unforgivably foul necrophiliac! How come you’re such a tart? I can’t believe how contemptibly lowly you are! Bloody hell! What a tedious bum-brain. My oath! Have you always been a prude? You are obviously a crass derelict with bushy eyebrows! What a twerp you are! Have you been told what a depraved devilish pig you are lately? What’s it like to be an evildoer who hasn’t got the brains they were born with? You are pitiably insane, narrow-mindedly anal-retentive and frightful! You are a completely sadistic whore! Unbearable, stinky, abhorrently bird-brained clown! Everyone thinks you are a bloody mongulated tiresome come-junkie! Have I told you what an arsehole you are lately? Aren’t you sick of being a blabbering cuckoo? By the hairy goddamn balls of Baal! Go to hell you boring revolting vulture! How about you pull your finger out! You are sickening me! Go to hell you nerd! Fruitcake! A pox on you! Damn you make me want to puke! You are such a fat troublemaker! Bollocks you give me the creeps, you cynical worm! The Prime Minister of England thinks he is important, but he’s just a penis-sucker with the manners of a drunken Frenchman! You are a cringing philanderer! You better crawl back into the swamp you came from! Please go away and leave me alone you harpy! Damn! Fuck you! Hell! Why are you so indecently disappointing? Screw you, you unhygienic disturbing egotistical junkie! Bloody hell! What an idiosyncratically grubby unhygienic disturbing egotistical junkie you are! Go away! How about you wake up to yourself! You are a come-gargling dickhead, an objectionable fruitcake and a cynical snob! Go swim in sewage! Talk about a flea-bitten throwback! You are nothing but a pitiable whingeing halfwit with no future! I find you revolting you goddamn inferior horrible ponce! Goddamn! Make yourself scarce! What a crass retard! I find you repellent you bloody dull-witted dork! Bloody hell! What a slut! You are really starting to goddamn horrify me! I really don’t like Darryl! He is such a screw-up! I wish he’d never been born! I’ve heard you are a hypocrite! Make yourself scarce you appallingly loopy, lecherous, inanely dog-ugly tit-face! Damn! You are as smelly as a fucking skunk! Make my day and go back to hell! Go to buggary! Just fuck right fucking off you maggot-faced bum! You’re a bit of a redneck, aren’t you? What a burbler! You are really starting to sicken me! Hell! You farcically cruel wimp! Grow up you impotent drip! Start making some sense! Do you enjoy annoying me? Get out of here! Stop being such a godforsaken blood-sucking lout! What a bleeding inferior crackpot you are! Go to buggary! Hell! You unjustifiable satyr! Hare-brained. You are so fucking irritatingly hare-brained! It’s about time for you to go and jump in the lake you pus-brained necrophiliac! It drives me crazy that you are so lily-livered! God! I find you revolting! What a sinister invertebrate! What a bleeding fraud! You are laughable, fat, malformed, dirty and daft! You morbid dolt! Darn! I’m a genius, but you are just a pin-dicked whore’s son without a prayer of ever amounting to anything! I can’t work out whether you are a hypocrite or just a banal nerd with an ugly head! You are obviously a bloody abominable douche-bag with a droopy bleeding arse! Bungling monotonous prick! You are lousy, degenerately racist and unendurable! Everybody I know agrees that you are a swindler with stupid ideas! You are nothing but a horrid wimp! Please stop bugging me. Drat! What a posturing son of a bitch you are! I’ve never met such a bloody intolerably unjustifiable twerp! You are so depressingly haughty! I’ve met a lot of cowardly villainous whore-mongers in my time; but you would have to be the most witless! You would have to be the most horridly cold-hearted babbler I have ever met! What an inconsiderate arsewipe you are! Shit! You spoilsport! God! Please stop breathing! How about you make my day and go away forever you painfully feral unimaginative animal! You appall me! Grow a brain! Fucking oath! Make me happy and leave soon! Your whole family are psychotic yokels! It disgusts me that you are such a bleeding mangy cockroach-sucker! Shit! Crawl back into the bloody swamp you came from! You are awfully empty-headed! Eat my shorts! The only frigging thing for you to do is stop pissing me off! Oh my fucking God! You are so disturbingly deceitful! Stuff off you sybaritic idiot! You are so shameful! Why don’t you stop being such a prude! Bloody hell! You are an insane mongulated cry-baby. Go drown yourself! You are an unspeakable blackguard, an unscrupulous dirt-brain and an outlandishly superstitious depraved retard with no balls at all! Up yours you beastly arsehole! Grow a brain! Mutant! Get out of my sight! I think you are a monotonous bigot with no morals! Stuff off! What a bloody cuckoo! Damn! You bimbo! Wake up and smell the roses! You are as foul as satan’s flatulence you insipid glutton! What a macho prude! Make my day and spontaneously combust! Not only are you a laughable parasite, you are a horrible wacko as well! Shit! What a repetitious shrew. Bloody oath! Have you any idea how mindlessly vile you are? I think you are the most repellent punk in the entire universe! I’ve heard you are an idiot! I think you are as smart as a frigging chicken! You are a fruitcake, a butt-head and a pawn! What a brainless nobody! You are really starting to repulse me! Go skydiving without a parachute you liar! Punk, fuck you! Bloody monstrously mad wanker! You are so frigging hypocritically barking-mad. Piss off! You’re a bit of a pig, aren’t you? Drat! Why are you such a witless tart? Stop being such a smarmy twat! I hope you stop breathing! A pox on you, you redneck! How about you go swim with some sharks! Screw you! Your friends are all ferals too! You are not just a pervert; you are despicably grubby as well! I’m smart, but you are just a fruitcake! Fuck you shit me, you immoral penis-headed subnormal drunkard! My God! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so senselessly mindless! Have I told you what a pus-bucket you are lately? You are a half-arsed slob! You are a bleeding fruitcake! Go to bloody hell! What a jerk! Stuff you! You are ugly, scruffy-looking, devious, unbearable and objectionable! You think you are brilliant don’t you? Well; you’re just a prude who has totally lost the plot. By Christ! Frightful sow! How come you’re such a foul-smelling evil jumped up monkey? I think the phrase; ‘abhorrently pompous black-hearted dickwad with no common sense at all’; suits you well! You are totally freakish! What a demon-spawned slime-bag! Do you enjoy being a lout? Everyone thinks you are an anal-junkie! Bloody flabby-arsed tit-sucker! You are so distastefully weird! I dislike you! Aren’t you sick of being a dork? You are nothing but a bird-brained hillbilly in need of major cosmetic surgery! Bleeding toss-pot! Cockhead! Why don’t you get your goddamn head out of your arse! Talk about a pinhead! Christ you upset me! Bugger off! I can’t believe what a ghoulish numbskull you are! I suggest you pull your bloody finger out! Make my day and start using your brain you piteous tart! Do you enjoy disgusting me? Go to buggary! Bollocks! You fucking drunkard. Shit! It’s about time for you to go and bloody get fucked! Are you aware what a clown you are? You are objectionably farcical, reptilian and unpardonable! Hypocrite. That’s what you are; a bloody hypocrite! The only thing for you to do is stop pissing me off! You are as stubborn as a mule you bloody harlot! Hell! Piss off! The only thing for you to do is sit on a pineapple you bloody pig-ugly scab! Bollocks you infuriate me! I am disgusted by you! I don’t think we can be friends you harpy! Up yours you scruffy-looking, rottenly weird, repellently greasy inadequate shameful scum-worshipping thoughtless pansy! Oh my God! What a beastial whore! You are really starting to bleeding disgust me! I’ve met a lot of offensive sows in my time; but you would have to be the most frustratingly foolish! I think you are an unlovely bore! Hell! What an inconsiderate bimbo! It sickens me that you are such an atrocious scumbag! Damn! What a disloyal moron. Damn! Why don’t you stop being such a bungler! I’ve heard you are a pathetic arsewipe! You shit me! Go away! I am bloody sickened by you, you hunchbacked swindler! Bloody hell! Get out of here! Boarish, wrong-headed, offensive jerk! Shit! Make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so! You are repulsively demented! Get out of here! By fuck! Get out of my sight! What a fucking horrid scatter-brained slagbag! I think you are the most thoughtless arsehole in the entire universe! What a bloody skuz-bucket! Damn! Grow a brain! Drop dead you backward brainless fool! Fucking hell! I wish you would piss right fucking off! What a cow-featured irksome woeful vulture you are! Damn! I am getting sick of you! What an unspeakably bothersome dingbat! You annoy me! Suck shit you bloody creep! Frigging hell! What a disloyal hermaphrodite. Stop bugging me! You are imbecilic, half-arsed, exasperating, retarded and brain-dead! Conceited zombie! Get out of here! You and the Prime Minister of England are both annoying turkeys! Damn you disgust me, you fiend! Ineffective. You are so bloody execrably ineffective! Do you enjoy being a goddamn mutant? Admit it; you are a hag, aren’t you? Fucking oath! Fucking deformed dolt! Shit! You are a twat, a prick and a jerk! What a shrew! You are really starting to infuriate me! What a poo-fucker! Make yourself scarce! Stop being such an animalistic whore-monger! I can’t bloody believe how insipidly ghoulish you are! I find you to be fatuously vain and hysterically pitiable! Get lost you pansy! Frigging hell you nauseate me! Go away you prudish halfwit! Go to buggary! You are so perverse. Jesus fucking Christ! I suggest you crawl back into the fucking swamp you came from! You are a loser! Your whole family are wankers! My bleeding God! You bungler! Shit! I hope you hold your breath for ten minutes or so! You are nothing but a horrendously toffee-nosed satyr! I’m wonderful, but you are just a drug fucked dog-face! You’re a bit of an idiot, aren’t you? How come you’re such a demented ill-mannered nutcase? What a deficient reject! Do you enjoy infuriating me? Go away! I think you are as stupid as a sheep! Grow a brain, dirt-brain! By fuck! You are such a dunderhead! Small-minded animal! Shit! You neurotic pansy! I curse the day I met you! Why don’t you fuck off! You think you are amazing don’t you? Well; you’re just a cretin. Damn you! You are a subnormal scab! Go drown yourself! Everybody I know agrees that you are a whore who should be locked up! Bollocks! I loathe you! What a belligerent nitwit! I’ve met a lot of tedious drecks in my time; but you would have to be the most deplorably freakish! Seedy, skanky, piteous criminal! Reptilian runt. That’s what you are; a bleeding reptilian runt! Hell! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all offensive snot-miners too! Stuff off you bloody pencil-dicked blood-sucking crackpot! You really exasperate me! You are a bigot, a frightful dweeb and an indecently clueless joke! Drat! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so godforsaken! Hell! Were you born this tedious? I hope you start using your brain! Frigging hell! You coarse deceitful pansy! Bizarre mangy rodent, grow a brain! Christ! How goddamn insultingly nutty are you! Damn you! Goddamn emotionally-retarded bum-sucker! Shut the fuck up! You are so lamentably insulting! Fucking hell! What a snivelling hog. Drop dead! What’s it like to be a slut? Shit! You boarish fruitcake! You are nothing but a farcical vacuous cow! I can’t work out if you’re a loser or just a nobody in need of a haircut! Unclean cuckoo! Shut up you boarish loony retard! Why don’t you crawl back into the swamp you came from! You are a baboon with hideous halitosis! I hope you leave soon! What a pimp you are! Witless feculent joke! Hell! Why are you so atrociously freaky? I can’t believe how idiotically juvenile you are! Hell! I hate your fucking guts! What a hypocritically synthetic con artist! Your sister thinks she is clever, but she’s just a disgusting scumbag! Fuck! You and your fucking friends are all spoilsports! Aren’t you sick of being a dingbat? You con artist! By fuck! I suggest you grow up! You are a gormless anal-retentive punk with the sex appeal of a dead slug! Not only are you a gullible creep, you are a twat as well! What a pansy! Get a life! You are boring me to tears! Go away you bloody scruffy-looking dense brute! My God! Get out of here! You are nothing but a bogus twerp! Admit it; you are a dirt-brain, aren’t you? Bloody hell! You are so tediously coarse! I have had about enough of you, you sleasebag! God! What a mutant blackguard. Damn! You are an unimportant wastrel! Have you always been a pimp? Bloody laughingstock! I don’t like you at all. How about you make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so! What a sleazy turkey! You are really starting to make me sick! What a swine! Oh my fucking God! I hope you fuck off! Eat shit! I can’t believe what a perverted lout you are! Piss off! Why don’t you stop being such a wacko! The Prime Minister of Australia is a bloody lousy scumbag! He really makes me want to puke! You are a nonentity! I suggest you wake up and smell the roses! Damn! Have you been told what an ill-mannered rotter you are lately? Hell! What a presumptuous two-faced detestable inane dung-beetle! Do you enjoy being an arsehole who belongs in a bloody zoo? Fuck! You are so depressingly half-arsed! You better go and get fucked! How about you make my day and start using your brain you whinger! You are scandalously debauched! Piss off! Shit! Goddamn goat! Drat! Eat my shorts you presumptuous heifer! You are so repellently childish that it disgusts me! By fuck! I hope you go bloody fuck yourself you subnormal congenitally-clueless delinquent! Fuck off! Drat! You numbskull! I’ve never met such a repugnantly abysmal pain in the arse! You are nothing but a clumsy utter hog in need of a face-lift! Damn! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so fiendishly macho! You are an obscene ponce, a psychotic chickenhead and a hypocritical diseased shameful mongrel that should have been drowned at birth! You better go and wrestle a crocodile you animal! Curse you, you monster! You are so revoltingly maniacal! I hate your guts! Bloody oath! You decadent under-educated puke-licking come-junkie! You’re a bit of a knob, aren’t you? You are not just a low-life; you are revoltingly monstrous as well! Vain uncouth crap-fetishist! Drat! It’s obvious to me your ancestors were all inbred lechers too! I’ve met a lot of sub-human whores in my time; but you would have to be the most unpleasantly boarish! What a fucking tasteless lazy grubby con artist you are! You are inhumanly barking-mad, foully corrupt and offensively flatulent! What an inane swine you are! I’ve heard your brother is a bleeding disloyal blunderer! You give me the creeps! Grow a brain you bloody poo-licker! Everyone thinks you are a whore’s son! Stop being such a tasteless spoilsport! God! Why are you such a psychopath? You are nothing but a weirdly ill-informed rodent! You better piss off! Why don’t you grow up! Fuck off! How about you go drown yourself you small-minded stinking suckhole! I think you are the most implausibly feral son of a bitch in the entire universe! My oath! I find you abhorrent! What a bloody embarrassingly repetitious maggot! What a goddamn harridan! You are so dreary! Fuck! You are such a malodorous kill-joy! Go to buggary you half-arsed abnormal bludger! Go skydiving without a parachute! Have you always been a whore’s son? Your friends are all nonentities too! You are as stubborn as a mule you mongulated halfwit! Are you aware what a scoundrel you are? Admit it; you are a moron, aren’t you? Rotten, sottish, enormously ugly jerk! Why don’t you stop being such a zombie! I can’t believe how bandy-legged you are! Wake up to yourself you repugnant atrocious cynical misfit! Darn! Make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so! Hell! You are the most obnoxiously screwy harridan on this planet. Pea-brained halfwit! Fuck off! Shit! What a loopy mutant. Goddamn! It’s about time for you to get your bloody head out of your arse! Talk about a dismal jumped up bloody monkey! I curse the day I met you, you bloody ineffective bore! Everybody I know agrees that you are a crazy ponce! You are so degenerately unhygienic. Fuck me! The only thing for you to do is go fuck a fucking sheep! What a drunkard! Up yours! Fugly douche-bag! Go away! I can’t believe what a bloody loser you are! The Prime Minister of Australia is so parasitically haughty! Please start using your brain you fatuously selfish lout! Darryl really disgusts me! He is such a fat craven dingbat! Hell! You are so bleeding scandalously disrespectful! Hell you bore me to tears! I find you revolting! Not only are you a gross deviant, you are a sub-human goat-lover as well! Wake up to yourself you insane bitch! You are so fetid! Do you enjoy irritating me? Drop dead! Your whole family are schmucks! You are not just a bloody blunderer; you are completely overweight as well! Frigging hell! Wake up to yourself! Bloody hell! You fruitcake! Why don’t you go swim in sewage! You think you are smart don’t you? Well; you’re just a pest who appalls me. Drunkard, make yourself scarce! I’ve met a lot of cowardly fools in my time; but you would have to be the most bandy-legged! Have I told you what a waste of space your mum is lately? Bugger you, you vile twerp! Make me happy and fuck off you invertebrate! You are a butt-head, a halfwit and an alcoholic! I wish you would go fuck yourself! What a hypocrite! You are really starting to infuriate me! Fuck! Why are you so objectionably loopy? It horrifies me that you are so bloody deplorably fat-arsed! You are unpleasant, dirty, hypocritical, irrational and tight-arsed! Frigging hell! Why are you such a smarmy grimy troublemaker? Wake up, dick-breath! The only thing for you to do is fuck off you prick! I can’t work out whether you are an ineffectual pig or just a tasteless pervert! It gives me the bloody creeps that you are such a bloody useless horrific pig! Bloody hell! I suggest you go swim with some sharks! Have you been told what a burbler you are lately? You make me angry! Damn you, you bloody mongrel! Shit! You are an ineffectual beastly lazy dolt. How about you just fuck right off! Bugger off you childish snob! What a yokel you are! Go to buggary! God! I find you abhorrent! What a bitch! Frigging hell! You are so fantastically sycophantic! You are a strumpet! Go away! You fuckwitted harlot! Go fuck yourself! Fucking beastial pest! I curse the day I met you. I hope you go back to hell! What’s it like to be a prickless pinhead? Pervert! A pox on you! You would have to be the most perversely narrow-minded evildoer I have ever met! By fuck! Were you born this shameful? You are totally fucking worthless! What a snivelling drip! You are making me sick! Shut up you scatter-brained nerd! Abnormal mutant. That’s what you are; a fucking abnormal mutant! I think your nanna should go and wrestle a crocodile! Have you always been a bloody redneck? Hell! You emotionally-retarded fetid bimbo! Mad pus-bucket! Bloody hell! The President of the United States of America is so goddamn dreary! Talk about a dorky premature-ejaculator! How come you’re such a goddamn pretentious junkie? I can’t believe how emotionally-retarded you are! Are you aware what a wretch you are? You and the President of the United States of America are both penny-pinching dogs! Bite me you strumpet! Start making some sense! Oh my God you exasperate me! You are such a demon-spawned barmy imbecile! Not only are you a yobbo, you are a duplicitous frightful derelict as well! You are nothing but a disloyal nutcase! You are nothing but a germ-ridden hare-brained posturing turd with disgusting bloody habits! I’m interesting, but you are just an arsehole! Wake up to yourself! Talk about a fucking dunderhead! I can’t work out if you’re a cruel snob who can’t keep his hands out of his trousers or just an appalling stubborn hydrocephalic blackguard! I think you are as nutty as a squirrel! You are extraordinarily bandy-legged, shamefully half-arsed and detestably unendurable! I am getting the shits with you, you bungler! Crap! You are so distastefully scruffy-looking! I suggest you go and bloody get fucked! Shit! You are a slimeball whose repugnant odour can be detected a mile away! Shut up you disturbing gluttonous throwback! Bloody oath! Make me happy and go somewhere else soon! You are so cantankerous! I loathe you! It’s about time for you to sit on a bloody pineapple! You are a troll! It’s about time for you to piss off! Do you enjoy appalling me? Curse you! Do you enjoy being a dolt who has totally lost the plot? You think you are clever don’t you? Well; you’re just a thoughtless sexist maniac who makes me mad. Admit it; you are a dense beast, aren’t you? Goddamn! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so incredibly dreadful! You are a runt with a face even a mother couldn’t love! Please go away forever! Your whole family are sleasebags! Shut up you maggot-featured dreck! Get fucked! Why don’t you stop being such a con artist! Bleeding maniac! Darryl is a sadistic cretin! Hell! You are the most burdensomely ill-mannered lout on this planet. You’re a bit of a suckhole, aren’t you? Fucking aggravatingly coarse rat! Go and get fucking fucked! You are so fantastically uncivilised! Cynical wombat-faced failure, stuff you! Everyone thinks you are a bandy-legged satyr! My God you repulse me! What a loutish whorish twerp! You would have to be the most tactless nazi I have ever met! Frigging hell! You self-important dreck! Go and jump in the lake! Why don’t you fuck off! Hell! You are as thick as a brick! Have you been told what a fruitcake you are lately? Make me happy and start using your brain you exasperatingly imbecilic sadistic whinger! You are a disappointing dingbat! Go away! Hell! Why are you so duplicitously devilish? I’ve met a lot of monstrous twats in my time; but you would have to be the most bird-brained! Bandy-legged simple-minded malodorous execrable anal-junkie! Go away! Oh my fucking God! I really dislike you! What a horrifically revolting cuckoo! You are totally tragic! What a presumptuous disrespectful rotter! What a knob! You are really starting to exasperate me! It grosses me out that you are such a pin-dicked bungling goat-lover! You are a fleabag, a leech and a dreck! It is professionally incontrovertible that you are a degenerate dork! The President of the United States of America thinks he is all frigging knowing, but he’s just a dog! Hell! What a dirt-brain! Stop being such an overindulgent turd! I think you are a hydrocephalic immoral twit that no sane woman would touch with a bargepole! Have you any idea how extremely irrelevant you are? What a goddamn unimportant troublemaker you are! Stupid babbler! You are nothing but a dorky fool! You toffee-nosed pawn! Crap! Have you always been a bloody knob-gobbler? Drat! I wish you would fuck off! My oath! Screw you, you disputatious goat-licker! Darn! You bloody gross schmuck! Not only are you a priggish turkey-brain, you are a pestilential weirdo as well! Have I told you what a moron you are lately? I really don’t like Darryl! He is such a racist dreary goat! I wish he’d never been born! Go away you clumsy motherfucker! Shut up! I hope you fuck off soon you skank! My God! Damn you! I think the phrase; ‘intolerably foul ludicrous pus-sucker’; suits you well! Intolerable, spineless, fascist screw-up! I find you to be brutish and indefensible! What a weird pinhead! Make my frigging day and grow a brain! I’ve heard you are a son of a bitch! My oath! You are so contemptibly feculent! Fucking abominably temperamental blackguard! You are so fucking hideously slack-jawed. Shut the fuck up! Hell! I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be so beastial! You are nothing but a whorish tramp spawned forth from an essence of purest evil! What a frigging shithead! By the hairy balls of fucking Baal! What a goon. Grow a fucking brain! Shut up you heifer! I don’t think we can be friends you drunkard! My oath! You are so implausibly sadistic! Damn! Grow a brain! What a bloody anal-retentive fruitcake! You are a slob! Why don’t you go bury your head in a bucket! You are a crackpot, a temperamental duplicitous whore and a contemptibly perverse scandalous Neanderthal with disgusting habits! Stop bugging me! Hell! You and your friends are all rodents! You are a dullard! Please leave soon! What’s it like to be a disobedient second-rate sadist? You better go and get fucked you monster! Are you aware what a dingbat you are? Darryl is so outrageously irrelevant that it exasperates me! Get your bleeding head out of your arse you slimeball! Heartless dunderhead! I’ve met a lot of boring scoundrels in my time; but you would have to be the most extremely immature! You are a douche-bag! You are soullessly smelly, implausibly aggravating and hypocritically sadistic! Coarse. You are so bloody fiendishly coarse! Your whole family are hogs! Hell you get on my nerves, you self-indulgent fool! What a coward! Have you been told what a bloody tight-arsed screwball you are lately? Frigging hell! Fuck off you fucking dreary chickenhead! You’re a bit of a bungler, aren’t you? Do you enjoy being a repetitious pus-sniffer with a nasty smell? How come you’re such a goat-licking toffee-nosed imbecile? I can’t work out whether you are a heartless twerp or just a petty fleabag! Sack of shit! Bloody hell! I am getting fucking sick of you! What a repellent wimp! Everybody I know agrees that you are a gibbon with an empty cranium! You are so banefully dishonourable! Stuff you, you pus-sucker! Shit! What a rottenly tasteless pus-sucker you are! God! Why are you so indecently abnormal? I am disgusted by you, you goddamn effeminate self-important rat! Eat shit and die you whorish loser! Go and jump in the lake! Go to buggary! Go skydiving without a parachute you bleeding hypocrite! Stop being such an infuriating dickwad! Fuck! Why are you such a prude? Repulsive, woeful, amazingly corrupt nobody! I think you are as silly as a fucking wheel! What a miscreant you are! What a putrid excremental harpy! I hope you leave this planet! Your father is a horrible fanatic! You are a greasy kill-joy, a callow wastrel and an obscenely unimaginative anal-junkie! Shit! What a bloody bandy-legged troublemaker! Shit you gross me out! The stinkiest gibbon I know would have to be your father. Oh my fucking God you make me angry! I find you offensive! You are a slapper, a harpy and a toss-pot! My God! What an insane skank! Nutcase! Everyone thinks you are a revolting whore’s son! It gives me the creeps that you are such an unattractive indecent stingy demon-spawned psychopath! You are so sickeningly vile. My God! Go play in traffic! Not only are you a perverted ugly abomination, you are a ponce as well! You think you are all knowing don’t you? Well; you’re just a schmuck with disgusting habits. Silly come-junkie, get lost! I think the phrase; ‘unpleasantly unimportant lecherous idiot who sickens people’; suits you well! You would have to be the most completely debauched tart I have ever met! Wake up you frightful ludicrous fleabag! You are so deficient! You are nauseating me! Curse you, you idiotic goon! Have I told you what a hoodlum you are lately? Have you always been a waste of space? I’m cool, but you are just a necrophiliac who frightens small children! You are an abhorrent dreck, a madman and a stunningly dopey godforsaken coward! Hell! How about you make my day and hold your breath for ten minutes or so! You think you are attractive don’t you? Well; you’re just a babbling ugly satyr who bores me to tears.

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About Darryl Barnes

Musician, software designer and digital activist.
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